The boobs are good, nothing that isn’t suppose to be there, just the little titanium clip they left in last year when I had all the biopsy drama. Go me! Hooray for boobs!
Speaking of boobs, is it just me or does Obama make everyone throw up a little in their mouth when he talks? Speaking of Prince Fabulous… I am going to Chicago next week, never been there, I cannot wait to soak in the city that gave us the super duper agent of change. I think I should schedule lunch with Rahm. Thoughts?
I have recently discovered Shellac nail stuff. It takes half the time of tips and fills and they are spiffy! I have red nails and i am constantly distracted by them… sparkles! Actually i am distracted because i have been doing the french manicure for so long anything else makes me feel all silly. I mitigate this with my dark blue sparkle toes.
Speaking of toes and Chicago.. the folks at the hotel where my conference is say they are sold but i can go down to another hotel “just down the road” walking distance. Uh huh… I googled it, it is like a mile. I said walking distance?! I am from Texas, honey… we drive to the neighbor’s house. Walk shmalk… a mile in stilettos? Really?
I have discovered Audible and am now incapable of driving without listening to a book. Hell I don’t even really mind the drive home anymore. I listened to Game of Thrones first off, it was great didn’t think i could find much better for narration etc. That said, i am halfway through Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson and it is even better. I have been wanting to read this trilogy but haven’t been able to get in the mood. Highly recommend it. I know now why he was selected to finish the Wheel of Time series, great world building in this book. Next up I might get some sort of vampire porn or something, only concern is that I will wreck the car laughing the first time I hear a narrator talking about a throbbing shaft or moist cavern or some such shit.
I wonder if i will get scanned at the air port? I should choose a bra with little metal blings or something that makes smiley faces and matching panties. Since this is for work I am flying whatever carrier they stick me with and of course they stuck me with American Airlines which means I am flying through Dallas which means I will probably be blogging belligerence about delays and other shit. Meh.
Is it just me or has House become really depressing?
I think Sarah and I have a new record number of games going at once on the iPhone. I think we are playing three Words with Friends and two Scrabbles. I think there was a Wordsworth game going on as well. Love my phone…