Demure Thoughts

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100 things about me!


  1. I am 38 39

  2. I am still a conservative and more hypocritical disgruntled than ever.

  3. I am was trying not to be as angry at my ex as I have been, NOT POSSIBLE.

  4. I have spent a 2 years soul searching and finally feel things are good for me.

  5. Tampon commercials still piss me off.

  6. I still have a reality TV addiction, though the writers strike is pretty much curing me of this problem. Dance Wars? Choir Wars? What is next? Salad Wars? Laundry Wars?

  7. I am back to the size I want to be, mostly, after nearly a decade, either pregnant or lactating or BOTH. I quit smoking and this is sort of fucked up again. Fucking nine pounds! ARGH!!! Make it go away!

  8. I have almost quit smoking. Down to like 6 1 a day.

  9. I have embraced my coffee addiction, mmmm coffee.

  10. I have even less ZERO tolerance for dumbasses.

  11. I still cannot spell and STILL do not give a fuck.

  12. I have a new man Husband

  13. He is THE man

  14. I am got married again, 5 May 07

  15. I have embrace the date format of the US Military. Today is 21 Jan 08

  16. My oldest daughter is 18. OMG she is 18. Looks like she is going to be an Aggie!

  17. Kat is still “The Shit” and soon to be Mom of Twins!

  18. I have a 9 year old daughter

  19. I have a 7 year old daughter

  20. I have a 4 year old daughter

  21. I am writing again, really good smutty stuff.

  22. I am STILL one of the best cooks I know.

  23. I have a love hate relationship with Laurell K Hamilton, specifically her Anita Blake character. I waffle between wanting to stake her in the heart and slap the snot out of her. I do not like her at all anymore. I do however, love the books… love to hate them. I am an addict. GIMME another book, woman!

  24. I am Catholic

  25. I am short

  26. I wear glasses

  27. My sign is Capricorn with Scorpio rising

  28. I realize that I am not a romantic person and I am at peace with that. I think that part of me was broken a long time ago.

  29. I think my 4 year old will eventually rule the world.

  30. I think her older sisters will lead her armies during her battle for domination. Scientology aint got nothing on this baby girl. LRH, indeed.

  31. I think they will all be great strong women and dramaqueens.

  32. I hope they breed lots of granddaughters. Boys will do, though I still think they have cooties.

  33. Software developers make me hot… really hot.

  34. Davidoff Silver Shadow makes me purr and those fucking discontinued it!

  35. I have a new frangrance, incase you want to know what I smell like. Dolce and Gabbana’s The One.

  36. I needed have an alpha

  37. I needed have a driven man

  38. I feel safe

  39. I hear I am pretty and believe it

  40. I have as much understanding as I am ever going to get from a straight man.

  41. I a man who does laundry

  42. Did I mention I found that?

  43. I make the best queso in the world

  44. The sight of Oprah Winfrey makes me want to hurl. Everything about her is false and nauseated.

  45. I love cheese

  46. I have discovered the joy that are very young green peas by Le Seur

  47. I STILL have a thing for costco

  48. I have a new townhouse

  49. I need a new mac laptop!

  50. I love my car still

  51. I love that I am moving out of my apartment

  52. I like my man’s friends. A first

  53. He likes mine. Another first

  54. My parent’s like him. OMG that is a huge one and another FIRST

  55. Steve and I do not have frappucino often enough

  56. I need to go back to Vegas this year

  57. The AMT is a fucking farce and another way to bilk people in this country who actually work for a living!

  58. I still use the word fuck when i probably shouldn’t, like at work and shit

  59. I still love tollerate my job

  60. I have more appreciation for Italian food than I use to.

  61. I have lost my taste for chinese food entirely. It is all thai all the time now.

  62. I still make the best New Years Day Dinner on the planet

  63. I am almost optimistic these days

  64. I love Brownies

  65. I want a new Mac… still

  66. I work on a military base… still

  67. I work in IT… Sharepoint Admin now! Yay… not.

  68. I have 4 tattoos… still

  69. I have no piercings… just the ears

  70. I am 5’3… still.

  71. My hair is more than a little grey these days

  72. I cannot handle the controller of an Xbox as well as the 9, 6, 7, and yes the 4 year old in my house. You can add the wii controller to that as well.

  73. I am Destined to be Kat’s neighbor… forever.

  74. I STILL want an Escalade ESV

  75. I STILL think the most useless thing in the world is Britney Spears

  76. I think grown ass women who do not wear panties and “shoot their squirrel” to the paparazzi should be flogged and spayed

  77. I am addicted to MAC makeup

  78. I love hair product

  79. I am running out of things to say.

  80. Printers are evil… evil i tell you.

  81. I am currently reading the Anita Blake series by Laurell K Hamilton, yeah well I read the Merry series too, I like her better. Less guilt about all the men she is fucking. Real women just face their inner bimbo, they do not fight it like Anita.

  82. I still haven’t gotten the new Dune book .

  83. I love working but I miss staying home and blogging

  84. I am aggressive

  85. I am blunt

  86. I am opinionated

  87. I am intolerant

  88. I am a hypocrite

  89. I do not feel ashamed of any of the above at 38, I am what I am.

  90. I shave my legs everyday

  91. I am allergic to hair color

  92. I have solar tip finger nails

  93. I never knew how much men liked to be scratched with them.

  94. I hate Time Warner Cable but I am their bitch but soon to be ATT’s bitch.

  95. I find young people more and more annoying as the days pass

  96. I love cooking

  97. I hate cleaning up

  98. I miss all my readers

  99. I still want to go to Bora Bora


Fifty more things about Jen. Because the first 100 were not nearly enough.

  1. I distrust almost everyone until proven otherwise.

  2. I am cranky a great deal, but it is my shtick.

  3. I am a fixer and get very mad when I cannot fix things or people.

  4. I have a secret love of plaid.

  5. I think Forrest Gump is possibly the most overrated film ever right up there with SIDEWAYS.

  6. I would rather spend the day writing, reading, or watching TV than something more adventurous and/or profitable.

  7. I love sushi

  8. I want to move.

  9. I have no pets and never will again unless something drastic happens to my POV, like a head injury rendering me unable to remember my ex-husbands animals!

  10. I am very passive aggressive when pissed off.

  11. I have gotten combative in my dotage.

  12. I need at least one Latte a day.

  13. I would rather have a Vente Caramel latte than just about anything else.

  14. I eat organ meat.

  15. I am a cheap drunk.

  16. I am a dirty/filthy girl.

  17. I would rather have a handful of great friends than many friends who I do not really know.

  18. I love Cosmo’s.

  19. This country is in the shitter and it pisses me off.

  20. I am a homebody.

  21. I love buying pretty panties.

  22. Pedicures are a cure for just about everything that makes me mad.

  23. I want to learn how to drive a manual transmission.

  24. I love vampire movies.

  25. I refuse to get my degree.

  26. I wish I had more shoes.

  27. I would go batshit crazy without Kat in my life.

  28. I have known Steve for 24 years.

  29. I love soda pop.

  30. I desperately need a new cell phone, I hate my Treo.

  31. I love doing web design.

  32. I am currently reading The Accidental Vampire. Meh…

  33. I secretly enjoy certain Rap music.

  34. I do not go out dancing nearly enough.

  35. I have grown to hate malls.

  36. I really love airports with Starbucks in them.

  37. I wish I as more disciplined.

  38. I wish I wasn’t so afraid to make life altering decisions.

  39. I really fucking need the Powerball.

  40. I have 14 pairs of black shoes.

  41. I do not wear dresses or skirts often enough.

  42. I do not have enough boob shirts.

  43. I need to redo my Crayola™ red highlights.

  44. If I love a song I will listen to it until I cannot bear it anymore.

  45. I think Tom Cruise is a minion of Satan and Batshit Crazy

  46. Liberals piss me off more than ever.

  47. I need more pedicures

  48. I love croutons.

  49. I would rather give up chocolate than cheese.

  50. The song Hemorrhage (In My Hands) by Fuel STILL turns me on.

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