100 things about me!

1. I am 38 39


2. I am still a conservative and more hypocritical disgruntled than ever.


3. I am was trying not to be as angry at my ex as I have been, NOT POSSIBLE.


4. I have spent a 2 years soul searching and finally feel things are good for me though I need more money!


5. Tampon commercials still piss me off and those fucking Quiznos commercials.


6. I still have a reality TV addiction, though the writers strike is pretty much curing me of this problem. Dance Wars? Choir Wars? What is next? Salad Wars? Laundry Wars?


7. Blades of Glory amuses me way too much.


8. I have almost quit smoking… NOT.


9. I have embraced my coffee addiction, mmmm coffee. Cafe du Monde makes life worth living.


10. I have even less ZERO tolerance for dumbasses.


11. I still cannot spell and STILL do not give a fuck.


12. I have a Husband and he bakes me brownies.


13. He is THE man… the man who bakes me brownies!


14. I am got married again, 5 May 07


15. I have embrace the date format of the US Military. Today is 21 Jan 08


16. My oldest daughter is 18. OMG she is 18. Looks like she is going to be an Aggie! She leaves for A&M in August!


17. Kat is still “The Shit” and soon to be Mom of Twins! mom to Riley and Kelsey!


18. I have a 9 year old daughter


19. I have a 8 year old daughter


20. I have a 4 year old daughter


21. I am writing again, really good smutty stuff. All Hail The Vampire Porn!


22. I am STILL one of the best cooks I know.


23. I have a love hate relationship with Laurell K Hamilton, specifically her Anita Blake character. I waffle between wanting to stake her in the heart and slap the snot out of her. I do not like her at all anymore. I do however, love the books… love to hate them. I am an addict. GIMME another book, woman! update: I fucking hate her Anita books. I tried to read the new one. Really I did. Ugh. Sorry, LKH. You need to kill the bitch character off and try again.


24. I am Catholic


25. I am short


26. I wear glasses


27. My sign is Capricorn with Scorpio rising


28. I realize that I am not a romantic person and I am at peace with that. I think that part of me was broken a long time ago.


29. I think my 4 year old will eventually rule the world.


30. I think her older sisters will lead her armies during her battle for domination. Scientology aint got nothing on this baby girl. LRH, indeed.


31. I think they will all be great strong women and dramaqueens.


32. I hope they breed lots of granddaughters. Boys will do, though I still think they have cooties.


33. Software developers make me hot… really hot.


34. Davidoff Silver Shadow makes me purr and those fucking discontinued it!


35. I have a new frangrance, incase you want to know what I smell like. Dolce and Gabbana’s The One.


36. I need more shoes


37. I need to get my Sharepoint certification


38. I feel restless


39. My hair is long again!


40. I like cheese alot.


41. I have a man who does laundry


42. My goddamn tax check is late! I want to be stimulated, dammit!


43. I make the best queso in the world


44. The sight of Oprah Winfrey makes me want to hurl. Everything about her is false and nauseated.


45. I love nutella


46. I have discovered the joy that is very young green peas by Le Seur


47. I STILL have a thing for costco I am Costco’s Bitch.


48. I have a townhouse


49. I need a new mac laptop! Desktop


50. I love my car still


51. I love my Jacuzzi bathtub almost as much as a human baby…


52. I like my man’s friends. A first


53. He likes mine. Another first


54. My parent’s like him. OMG that is a huge one and another FIRST


55. Steve and I do not have frappucino often enough


56. I need to go back to Vegas this year


57. The AMT is a fucking farce and another way to bilk people in this country who actually work for a living! And Obama will start applying it to everyone


58. I still use the word fuck when i probably shouldn’t, like at work and shit.


59. I still love tollerate loathe my job


60. I have more appreciation for Italian food than I use to.


61. I have lost my taste for chinese food entirely. It is all thai all the time now.


62. I still make the best New Years Day Dinner on the planet


63. I am almost optimistic these days


64. I love Brownies


65. I want a new Mac… still


66. I work on a military base… still


67. I work in IT… Sharepoint Admin now! Yay… not.


68. I have 4 tattoos… still


69. I have no piercings… just the ears


70. I am 5’3… still.


71. My hair is more than a little grey these days


72. I cannot handle the controller of an Xbox as well as the 9, 6, 7, and yes the 4 year old in my house. You can add the wii controller to that as well. But I can kind of play the WII!


73. I am Destined to be Kat’s neighbor… forever.


74. I STILL want an Escalade ESV but I refuse to pay the fuel bill.


75. I STILL think the most useless thing in the world is Britney Spears and Obama


76. I think grown ass women who do not wear panties and “shoot their squirrel” to the paparazzi should be flogged and spayed


77. I am addicted to MAC makeup


78. I love hair product


79. I am running out of things to say.


80. Printers are evil… evil i tell you.


81. I am currently reading Angela Knights Time Hunter Series. It is ok. Not enough smut.


82. I still haven’t gotten the new Dune book.


83. I love working but I miss staying home and blogging


84. I am aggressive


85. I am blunt


86. I am opinionated


87. I am intolerant


88. I am a hypocrite


89. I do not feel ashamed of any of the above at 39, I am what I am.


90. I shave my legs everyday


91. I am allergic to hair color


92. I have solar tip finger nails I have no time for that shit anymore.


93. I still do my toes.


94. I hate Time Warner Cable but I am their bitch but soon to be ATT’s bitch.


95. I find young people more and more annoying as the days pass


96. I love cooking


97. I hate cleaning up


98. I miss all my readers


99. I still want to go to Bora Bora


100. Oh shit I forgot number 100!

Fifty more things about Jen. Because the first 100 were not nearly enough.

1. I distrust almost everyone until proven otherwise.


2. I am cranky a great deal, but it is my shtick.


3. I am a fixer and get very mad when I cannot fix things or people.


4. I have a secret love of plaid.


5. I think Forrest Gump is possibly the most overrated film ever right up there with SIDEWAYS.


6. I would rather spend the day writing, reading, or watching TV than something more adventurous and/or profitable.


7. I love sushi


8. I want to move.


9. I have no pets and never will again unless something drastic happens to my POV, like a head injury rendering me unable to remember my ex-husbands animals!


10. I am very passive aggressive when pissed off.


11. I have gotten combative in my dotage.


12. I need at least one Latte a day.


13. I would rather have a Vente Caramel latte than just about anything else.


14. I eat organ meat.


15. I am a cheap drunk.


16. I am a dirty/filthy girl.


17. I would rather have a handful of great friends than many friends who I do not really know.


18. I love Cosmo’s.


19. This country is in the shitter and it pisses me off.


20. I am a homebody.


21. I love buying pretty panties.


22. Pedicures are a cure for just about everything that makes me mad.


23. I want to learn how to drive a manual transmission. Fuck it… not really.


24. I love vampire movies.


25. I refuse to get my degree.


26. I wish I had more shoes.


27. I would go batshit crazy without Kat in my life.


28. I have known Steve for 25 years.


29. I love soda pop.


30. I desperately need a new cell phone, I hate my Treo.


31. I love loathe doing web design.


32. I am currently reading The Accidental Vampire. Warrior: The Time Hunter It is ok..


33. I secretly enjoy certain Rap music. Because I enjoy filthy music… sue me.


34. I do not go out dancing nearly enough.


35. I have grown to hate malls.


36. I really love airports with Starbucks in them.


37. I wish I as more disciplined.


38. I wish I wasn’t so afraid to make life altering decisions.


39. I really fucking need the Powerball.


40. I have 14 pairs of black shoes.


41. I do not wear dresses or skirts often enough.


42. I do not have enough boob shirts.


43. I need to redo my Crayola™ red highlights.


44. If I love a song I will listen to it until I cannot bear it anymore.


45. I think Tom Cruise is a minion of Satan and Batshit Crazy


46. Liberals piss me off more than ever.


47. I need more pedicures


48. I love croutons.


49. I would rather give up chocolate than cheese.


50. The song Hemorrhage (In My Hands) by Fuel STILL turns me on.