100 things about me! Updated 7 Feb 2010


  1. I am 38 39 41 better known as 39 with 2 years experience.

  2. I am still a conservative and more hypocritical disgruntled bitchy than ever.

  3. I am was trying not to be as angry at my ex as I have been, NOT POSSIBLE. I have graduated to the state of, Fuck it.

  4. I have spent a 2 4 years soul searching and finally feel things are good for me though I need more money!

  5. Tampon commercials still piss me off and those fucking Quiznos commercials. Add to that pet commercials and erectile dysfunction commercials. I simply do not care about your pet or your cock.  Sorry.

  6. I still have a reality TV addiction, though the writers strike is pretty much curing me of this problem. Dance Wars? Choir Wars? What is next? Salad Wars? Laundry Wars?  I have cured most of this addiction.  I still watch Amazing Race, Top Chef, and Project Runway but I have broadened my horizons to include Tony Bourdain’s No Reservations and my new favorite, Deadliest Catch!

  7. Blades of Glory amuses me way too much.  Still true!

  8. I have almost quit smoking… NOT.  Yeah, about that.  It is a work in progress.  I have good days and bad days, but as a rule it is less than before.

  9. I have embraced my coffee addiction, mmmm coffee. Cafe du Monde makes life worth living. Yep, still there.

  10. I have even less ZERO tolerance for dumbasses.  Yet I am still surrounded by them.

  11. I still cannot spell and STILL do not give a fuck. Fuck you and your dictionary.

  12. I have a Husband and he bakes me brownies. He also does laundry and dishes!  w00t!

  13. He is THE man… the man who bakes me brownies, does laundry, and dishes!

  14. I am married again, 5 May 07  Still married…to the same guy.

  15. I have embrace the date format of the US Military. Today is 21 Jan 08 7 Feb 2010

  16. My oldest daughter is 18 20. OMG she is 18 20! Looks like she is going to be an Aggie! She leaves for A&M in August! She hated A&M is now back home in college and obsessed with Anime and dresses up in things called Cosplays.  I think it is like NextGen Trekkie shit.  At least she isn’t on drugs!  Hah!

  17. Sarah aka Jen’s Keeper is THE SHIT!  She makes work not only successful but endurable.

  18. I have a 9 11 year old daughter

  19. I have a 8 9 year old daughter

  20. I have a 4 6 year old daughter

  21. I am writing again, really good smutty stuff. All Hail The Vampire Porn!  Yeah, about this.  Still doing it just working too damn much.  Someday…

  22. I am STILL one of the best cooks I know. Like this is gonna change?

  23. I have a love hate/loathe/bitter filled relationship with Laurell K Hamilton, specifically her Anita Blake character. I waffle between wanting to stake her in the heart and slap the snot out of her. I do not like her at all anymore. I do however, love the books… love to hate them. I am an addict. GIMME another book, woman! update: I fucking hate her Anita books. I tried to read the new one. Really I did. Ugh. Sorry, LKH. You need to kill the bitch character off and try again.  Ok, I have officially given up on LKH.  She ruined the last Merry Gentry book completely.  All hope is lost.

  24. I am Catholic.  This sort of stuff doesn’t change.  I say you are born Catholic and some folks stray, but they usually die Catholics when all is said and done.

  25. I am short.  Yeah, not much movement on this either, but I work in 4.5 inch stilettos everyday so I am perceived as “taller”

  26. I wear glasses.  I need new ones!

  27. I love Doctor Who and Fringe obsessively.

  28. I don’t have time for anything, especially parking.

  29. I think know my 4 6 year old will eventually rule the world.

  30. I think her older sisters will lead her armies during her battle for domination. Scientology aint got nothing on this baby girl. LRH, indeed. She will be like the Anti-Obama.  She has real charm, real presence and her sisters are kick ass brilliant and totally devoted to her.

  31. I think they will all be great strong women and drama queens. Damn straight!  Of course they are obsessed with things like CosPlays, Team Edward, and Jonas Brothers, but that will pass.

  32. I hope they breed lots of granddaughters. Boys will do, though I still think they have cooties.  I realize I will probably have nothing but grandsons, but allow me my fantasy.

  33. Software developers make me hot.  I dig brainy guys even without Hip Thingie.

  34. I do not have nearly enough shoes!

  35. I have a new frangrance, incase you want to know what I smell like. Dolce and Gabbana’s The One.  I still smell like The One.

  36. Did I mention I need more shoes? Specifically RED SHOES.

  37. I need to get my Sharepoint certification.  Yeah, about this.  I might get it, but I am thinking more ITIL or Knowledge Management now.  I have evolved.

  38. I feel restless mostly content but generally pissed at stupid people.

  39. My hair is long again!  It is getting there!  We are rocking the Bob because we are The Fabulous!

  40. I like cheese alot.  Duh!

  41. I love my Roku box.

  42. My goddamn tax check is late! I want to be stimulated, dammit! I am being punished for success and have to write out a huge check to be spent by a bunch of fucking idiots in congress.

  43. I make the best queso in the world and the best Mac&Cheese in the world.

  44. The sight of Oprah Winfrey makes me want to hurl. Everything about her is false and nauseated. Ditto on Obama and his Klingon War Bride.

  45. I love nutella.  I also love Town House Crackers

  46. I fucking hate Root Beer.

  47. I STILL have a thing for costco I am Costco’s Bitch. I go to Costco less because I always end up having to castigate this manager there who thinks he wants to talk politics and he still believes Obama is his personal savior.  Crazy white people.

  48. I have a Kindle and an iPhone and I love them both!

  49. I need a new mac laptop! Desktop car.  I want a Lexus or a Volvo.

  50. I love my car still it is just getting older and I need more Fabulous.

  51. I love my Jacuzzi bathtub almost as much as a human baby…Yeah, still there.

  52. I work with women and enjoy it, a first.

  53. I love my job.

  54. I have a love/hate relationship with Twitter

  55. I hate Facebook

  56. I need to go back to Vegas this year

  57. I am kind of a big deal… in my mind!

  58. I still use the word fuck when i probably shouldn’t, like at work and shit. Fuck ‘em if they cannot handle it.  I also make obscene gestures such as the “jacking off” gesture and I grab both my tits like a guy grabs his dick when he wants to make a point like, FUCK YOU.

  59. I could eat soup everyday.

  60. I think “smoothies” are fucking stupid. Especially the healthy ones.  There are usually enough calories in these bastards to equal a fucking cheeseburger.

  61. I love Ahi Tuna

  62. I buy way too many e-books.  Amazon is like crack.  click and buy!

  63. I am almost optimistic postal these days

  64. I love Brownies and Almond Snickers

  65. I bought a kick ass laptop case that rolls and has skulls on it!

  66. I work on a military base… still Sort of a secured military controlled building now.

  67. I work in IT… Sharepoint Admin now! Yay… not. I am a Solutions Architect, whatever that means!  I plan shit, fix fucked up shit, and generally manage the flow of information in whatever collaborative system it resides.

  68. I have 4 tattoos… still I need another one… a big one.

  69. I need to have dinner at Filomena in Georgetown

  70. I am always Bad Cop and Devil’s Advocate at work… that’s how I roll.

  71. My hair is more than a little grey these days and that blows

  72. I love BBC TV.

  73. I need more shoes

  74. I think the Tea Party stuff is sort of a big deal.

  75. I want to take a Culinary Vacation where you go somewhere and stay in a posh hotel and take a few cooking courses.

  76. I am disgusted by the number of grown ass women who try to dress like their children.

  77. I am addicted to MAC Laura Mercier makeup

  78. I love my Chi Flat iron

  79. I am running out of things to say.

  80. Printers Project Server is evil… evil i tell you.

  81. I am currently reading Angela Knights Time Hunter Series. It is ok. Not enough smut.

  82. I am a cheap drunk.

  83. I love working but I miss staying home with the kids and blogging

  84. I am still aggressive

  85. I am still blunt

  86. I am  more opinionated than ever

  87. I am intolerant of far more things than ever

  88. I am, according to some Meyers Briggs personality thingie an ESTJ which means I am all of the above but i get shit done.

  89. I am what I am and I know WHO I am.  That means something.

  90. I think body hair is oogy.

  91. I am allergic to hair color and stupid people.

  92. I have solar tip finger nails I have no time for that shit anymore. I have solar tips on my nails and sometimes i make them sparkly colors.

  93. I still do my toes.  I like blue toenail polish best.

  94. I hate Time Warner Cable but I am their bitch but soon to be ATT’s bitch.I am totally AT&T’s bitch.

  95. I find young people more and more annoying as the days pass.  Except Sarah, I think she is a mutant.

  96. I love cooking shoe shopping.

  97. I hate cleaning up and shopping for anything other than shoes.

  98. I miss all my readers and appreciate the 15 of you who are left.

  99. I still want to go to Bora Bora

  100. Oh shit I forgot number 100!


Fifty more things about Jen. Because the first 100 were not nearly enough.

  1. I distrust almost everyone until proven otherwise.

  2. I am cranky a great deal, but it is my shtick.

  3. I am a fixer and get very mad when I cannot fix things or people.

  4. I have a secret love of plaid and toile.

  5. I think Forrest Gump is possibly the most overrated film ever right up there with SIDEWAYS.

  6. I would rather spend the day writing, reading, or watching TV than something more adventurous and/or profitable.

  7. I love sushi

  8. I want to move.

  9. I have no pets and never will again unless something drastic happens to my POV, like a head injury rendering me unable to remember my ex-husbands animals!

  10. I am very passive aggressive when pissed off.  I am the queen of patronization.

  11. I have gotten combative in my dotage.  I am downright cantankerous now.

  12. I need at least one three Latte a day.

  13. I would rather have a Vente Cafe latte than just about anything else.

  14. I eat organ meat.

  15. I am emotionally attached to my iPhone and suffer separation anxiety when it is not in my hand.

  16. I am a dirty/filthy girl.

  17. I would rather have a handful of great friends than many friends who I do not really know.

  18. I love Cosmo’s.

  19. This country is in the shitter and it pisses me off.

  20. I am a homebody.

  21. I love buying pretty panties.

  22. Pedicures are a cure for just about everything that makes me mad.

  23. I want to learn how to drive a manual transmission. Fuck it… not really.

  24. I love vampire movies.

  25. I refuse to get my degree.

  26. I wish I had more shoes.

  27. I would go batshit crazy without Sarah and my family in my life.

  28. I have 200 + books on my kindle.

  29. I love soda pop.

  30. I do not give a rat’s ass about the Avatar film.

  31. I love loathe doing web design.

  32. I am currently reading The Accidental Vampire. Warrior: The Time Hunter Archangel’s Kiss by Nalini Singh I am sure it is awesome, she doesn’t do anything else.

  33. I secretly enjoy certain Rap music. Because I enjoy filthy music… sue me.

  34. I do not go out dancing nearly enough.

  35. I have grown to hate grocery stores.

  36. I really love airports with Starbucks in them. Except Newark Airport.  Nothing can make up for it being NEWARK.

  37. I wish I was more disciplined disciplined more. hahaha

  38. I need an iPhone app to clean my house.

  39. I really fucking need the Powerball.

  40. I have ALOT of black shoes.

  41. I need more pencil skirts

  42. I do not have enough boob shirts.

  43. I may actually get to CPAC this year.

  44. If I love a song I will listen to it until I cannot bear it anymore.

  45. I would be a super fantastic Supreme Ruler of America.

  46. Liberals piss me off more than ever.

  47. I need more pedicures

  48. I love croutons.

  49. I would rather give up chocolate than cheese.

  50. The song Hemorrhage (In My Hands) by Fuel STILL turns me on.

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