My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Sep
25
I would like to start out with a big Fuck You to September. I hate September! There is only a few major bright spots in the entire month, Pay day at the beginning and Daughter No. 2’s birthday at the end (a few more at the bottom of the post).
What a fucking shit month. Work [...]
Sep
14
Kanye… Really? You stupid fucking douche. Does it make you feel like a big fucking man to bulldoze your way through a teenage girl half your size? Are you fucking serious? I am sure you have all heard about his little outburst on the VMAs last night. Let’s ask a few obvious questions, shall we?
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Aug
18
According to my Meyers-Briggs or something like that personality dealie I am an ESTJ. How do I know this? Well I spent eight hours today learning about how to deal with others with relation to my personality type. I have a few thoughts to express here. One, fuck you. There is only real solution for [...]
Jul
20
The Teaser Trailer is out and well, it is going to make a bazillion dollars next summer and Christian Bale will be officially the biggest earner in hollywood. The following link is youtube but here is the official site link and the HD trailer is there.
I haven’t seen Batman yet, will probably see that when [...]
Jul
7
UGH! Someone help this man! Raffa Nadal aka Jen’s Sex Fantasy showed up a bit late at the Wimbledon Ball last night. That is no biggie, he probably was busy getting his Champsion’s Blowjob and I totally understand. What is not excusable is this damn Tux.
UGH… where is a Ghey when you need one? Christian [...]
Apr
27
Al Sharption… Shut the fuck up already: I am not familiar with this case at all and from what I can get from the articles I have read the media isn’t too interested in the deaths so much as the fact it was racial and Al is threatening to close down NYC. It is tragic [...]
Apr
11
Why do celebrities and musicians have to fucking talk? Why is that?
Alicia Keys, who’s music I enjoyed, has not only imbibed the Black Panther Kool-Aid, she has transfused it. Ugh!
NEW YORK (AP) – There’s another side to Alicia Keys: conspiracy theorist. The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: ”’Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to [...]
Apr
10
Seriously… I am amused.
Uwe Boll makes a video addressing the Stop Uwe Boll Petition.
via: Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Ok, the Clooney bit is spot on and as far as Michael Bay… well I would rather watch Transformers on mute than with sound. It sucked but has some pretty nifty effects. Also, according to IMDB his [...]
Apr
10
Their back…
Yes, a reunion tour and a new album are on the way. Oh my…
Want details or just want to feed your masochistic tendencies? Click Here…
Oh yeah and their appearance on Today Show
They actually all look pretty good. I took my cousin to see them when she was 10 and she was bananas over it. [...]
Apr
10
“Memo and his Chones.”
“Chachi isn’t gonna want anymore of this…”
Fox got their Jesus on last night. Well done.
No one sings this song better than Darlene Zschech.
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