Al Sharption… Shut the fuck up already: I am not familiar with this case at all and from what I can get from the articles I have read the media isn’t too interested in the deaths so much as the fact it was racial and Al is threatening to close down NYC.  It is tragic and I have no idea what happened, but I am still saying to Al,  Shut the fuck up already because I do not believe he solves anyone’s problems.  I think he is feeling a bit of penis envy at the moment.  Someone is  no longer feeling like the most significant black man on the planet.  Not that he ever was other than in his own mind, but I am thinking that might have something to do with it.  Ignore me, I am just a typical white person.  Who is the most significant black man on the planet?  Obama?  Hardly, but he is the most significant black man in his own mind and those of his cult.  I think the honor goes to Tiger Woods personally.

Madanno is looking pretty much like Wendy O Williams here…

Keep Talkin’ Barry O… Idiot.  Via: Hot Air

Why do celebrities and musicians have to fucking talk? Why is that?

Alicia Keys, who’s music I enjoyed, has not only imbibed the Black Panther Kool-Aid, she has transfused it. Ugh!

NEW YORK (AP) – There’s another side to Alicia Keys: conspiracy theorist. The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: ”’Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. ‘Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.”

Keys, 27, said she’s read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck “to symbolize strength, power and killing ‘em dead,” according to an interview in the magazine’s May issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

Another of her theories: That the bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled “by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing.”

Yes, sweetie. That is exactly right. Fight the power! Oh yeah, while you’re at it, shut the fuck up!  Ugh, it is like a national hysteria these days.  Gold Plated AK47 to symbolize strength, power, and killing ‘em dead?  Another fine role model for black America this gal.

I can only imagine what it is like to sit and have dinner with celebrities like this. Can you imagine the dinner conversations? Closest thing I can think of would be Obama in a room full of San Francisco liberal elitists and trying to share his insights on rural Americans. Can you imagine that conversation?

Seriously… I am amused.

Uwe Boll makes a video addressing the Stop Uwe Boll Petition.

via: Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Ok, the Clooney bit is spot on and as far as Michael Bay… well I would rather watch Transformers on mute than with sound. It sucked but has some pretty nifty effects. Also, according to IMDB his next few movies as Producer are a cop out.

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) (pre-production) (producer)


2. The Birds (2009) (pre-production) (producer)


3. Friday the 13th (2009) (pre-production) (producer)


4. The Unborn (2009) (filming) (producer)


5. The Horsemen (2008) (post-production) (producer)

Transformers II on tap for next year, oh goodie. Take it to the bank, Michael. I still haven’t forgiven you for Bad Boys II which had one good scene in it that made me laugh… Meet the Date.

Their back…

Yes, a reunion tour and a new album are on the way.  Oh my…

Want details or just want to feed your masochistic tendencies?  Click Here…

Oh yeah and their appearance on Today Show

They actually all look pretty good.  I took my cousin to see them when she was 10 and she was bananas over it.  It was a sold out show at the Astrodome and if I had been able to hear over the screaming 11 year olds I might have enjoyed it more.  They are all dads and shit now so all their fans are in their 20s and wantin’ some of that Jordan Knight Falsetto action.

I am still waiting for the Aldo Nova come back tour.

“Memo and his Chones.”

“Chachi isn’t gonna want anymore of this…”

Fox got their Jesus on last night.  Well done.

No one sings this song better than Darlene Zschech.

First Annual Time Blog Index has Ace number 1?

Excellent indeed. We have always known he is The Shit. Hell he is the reason I began blogging in the first place and I would venture to say there are many of you who began your little blogging adventures because of this Alpha Moron.

Time says:

We had our say about the best blogs in the world, and asked you to vote on what you think of our selections. Here’s how they rate so far on a scale of 1 (abysmal) to 10 (indispensable.)

So go vote for our fearless quasi-leader. I say quasi-leader because most of us do not have the attention span to actually follow anyone’s lead to begin with.

What Time has to say about AoSHQ:

The conservative/ libertarian answer to the Daily Kos, the Ace of Spades HQ, (AoS) has been going strong since 2003, and recently recorded its 10 millionth hit. Like most political blogs, the anonymous Ace comments on the day’s political news and provides links. But the anonymous Ace who writes the blog isn’t afraid to mix it up; AoS is full of snarling, flat-out funny commentary, videos, cartoons, pictures, and gratuitous insults. And while reliably conservative, AoS is no shill; last summer, the blog called President Bush “incompetent” and “embarrassingly dimwitted” and urged him to retire. The quote from H.L. Mencken in the AoS banner pretty much sums up Ace’s mission: ”’Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats.”

Sample Ace of Spades HQ Post: So long as Obama’s having that “open, candid” discussion about race we’ve all so long wanted to have, perhaps we can finally begin to address the virulent anti-Semitism infecting large segments of the black population while we’re at it, huh? Or wait—are we not having that “open, candid” a discussion?

Congratulations Ace, you deserve it.

This is why…

Karl Urban… yum.

You all know I hate Oprah. I find her to be beyond a narcissist. I have also come to realize over the years she epitomizes the saying, “Money doesn’t buy you happiness.” Whether it is her weight going up and down, which say what you want, we all know that yo-yo dieting is something you do when you are unhappy with yourself so you lose weight. Then you start stressing and life starts being harder and you eat your weight back on + 10 pounds. Repeating often for typical results.

She has a fucking magazine or is it two now where she puts her own face on the cover of every single issue. She preaches about knowing yourself and doing good things but seems only interested in making sure everyone is aware of how wealthy she is and how she spends her money. She devotes hour long shows to over the top retail therapy a couple of times a year.

She has a media empire. She is one of the richest people in the world with a cult like following of women who tune in everyday to feel better about themselves and cry. Ugh. She was in a very long relationship and couldn’t bring herself to marry. She seems to have only one person she trusts, this Gayle person. She has gone from one self help philosophy to another, over and over. She is lost, this is not hard to see.

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Sonny Bono was clubbed to death by hit men…

Sonny Bono was clubbed to death by hired hitmen, according to a stunning new tabloid expose. An investigator who has been researching Bono’s 1998 fatal skiing accident for the past decade claims top officials linked to an international drug and weapons ring feared the singer-turned-politician was about to expose their criminal acts – and so they had him killed on the slopes.

But former FBI agent Ted Gunderson tells America’s Globe that there’s more to the tragedy than meets the eye, after studying the autopsy reports and other evidence.

He says, “It’s nonsense for anyone to now try to suggest that Bono died after crashing into a tree. There’s zero evidence in this autopsy report… to show such an accident happened. Instead, there’s powerful proof he (Bono) was assassinated. This was an evil plot that was carried out to almost perfection by ruthless assassins.”

The retired FBI agent is now calling for the authorities to exhume Bono’s remains and open a homicide investigation.

Gunderson’s efforts have been backed by top forensics experts, who fear Nevada authorities were too quick to mark the tragedy as a skiing accident, and investigator Bob Fletcher, who has confessed he sent evidence of a 10-year study that linked top U.S. government officials to arms and weapons dealers to Bono less than a month before his death.

Fletcher says, “He was going to make it his number one priority… There’s no doubt in my mind Sonny was murdered by someone who needed him silenced.”

Tabloids and their stories… This has to be some really bad nightmare for his family.

You know, you gotta love Dolly.  If you hate Dolly you are a troglodyte.  Seriously, she is The Shit.  I just flipped onto the Idol Results show and there she is singing Jesus and Gravity. She is and always has been a cartoon of femininity and you know what?  She fucking owns it and she takes it to the bank.