Archive for the ‘celebrities’ Category

Jun

24

TDFU: Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Numbers

By jen

I haven’t written in a while and I have been bottling it up and saving it for a glorious Fuck You to the world.  First off, work has been absolutely insane and while I could probably write a TDFU about that everyday for a year, I will refrain because really, work is always insane no [...]

Sep

25

TDFU: September Sucks Ass

By jen

I would like to start out with a big Fuck You to September.  I hate September!  There is only a few major bright spots in the entire month, Pay day at the beginning and Daughter No. 2’s birthday at the end (a few more at the bottom of the post). What a fucking shit month.  [...]

Sep

14

TDFU: Angry Black Man People Edition

By jen

Kanye… Really?  You stupid fucking douche.  Does it make you feel like a big fucking man to bulldoze your way through a teenage girl half your size?  Are you fucking serious?  I am sure you have all heard about his little outburst on the VMAs last night.  Let’s ask a few obvious questions, shall we? [...]

Aug

18

TDFU: Tuesday Tongue Lashing

By jen

According to my Meyers-Briggs or something like that personality dealie I am an ESTJ.  How do I know this?  Well I spent eight hours today learning about how to deal with others with relation to my personality type.  I have a few thoughts to express here.  One, fuck you.  There is only real solution for [...]

Jul

20

Terminator Salvation and Assorted Christian Bale Goodness…

By jen

The Teaser Trailer is out and well, it is going to make a bazillion dollars next summer and Christian Bale will be officially the biggest earner in hollywood.  The following link is youtube but here is the official site link and the HD trailer is there. I haven’t seen Batman yet, will probably see that [...]

Jul

7

He Won 1.4 Million USD and He Couldn’t Get a Tux That Fits?

By jen

UGH!  Someone help this man!  Raffa Nadal aka Jen’s Sex Fantasy showed up a bit late at the Wimbledon Ball last night. That is no biggie, he probably was busy getting his Champsion’s Blowjob and I totally understand. What is not excusable is this damn Tux. UGH… where is a Ghey when you need one?  [...]

Apr

27

Obligatory, “Jen’s Been Neglecting Her Blog Post”: Link Dump

By jen

Al Sharption… Shut the fuck up already: I am not familiar with this case at all and from what I can get from the articles I have read the media isn’t too interested in the deaths so much as the fact it was racial and Al is threatening to close down NYC.  It is tragic [...]

Apr

11

Alicia Keys, Sweetie… Sing. Don’t Talk!

By jen

Why do celebrities and musicians have to fucking talk? Why is that? Alicia Keys, who’s music I enjoyed, has not only imbibed the Black Panther Kool-Aid, she has transfused it. Ugh! NEW YORK (AP) – There’s another side to Alicia Keys: conspiracy theorist. The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: ”’Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to [...]

Apr

10

Uwe Has A Conniption Fit and I am Amused

By jen

Seriously… I am amused. Uwe Boll makes a video addressing the Stop Uwe Boll Petition. via: Seriously? OMG! WTF? Ok, the Clooney bit is spot on and as far as Michael Bay… well I would rather watch Transformers on mute than with sound. It sucked but has some pretty nifty effects. Also, according to IMDB [...]

Apr

10

Ok All You 20something Females… They’re back!

By jen

Their back… Yes, a reunion tour and a new album are on the way.  Oh my… Want details or just want to feed your masochistic tendencies?  Click Here… Oh yeah and their appearance on Today Show They actually all look pretty good.  I took my cousin to see them when she was 10 and she [...]