On to the show…

Crazed Sex Poodle, are you fucking kidding me? Imagine my surprise that the world’s most arrogant self centered ass is a fucking predatory male!  Imagine my surprise that the man who was vice president to the slimiest bastard to ever hold office tries to get a “happy ending massage” from a legitimate massage therapist.  Fucking please… Really? I will admit the whole crazed sex poodle thing conjures images of Extreme Poodle on TLC and made me giggle.   Am I shocked this comes days after the announcement of the break up of the couple that inspired Love Story?  Oh for fuck’s sake.  No one with that much pent up hostility and unrequited ambition could be anything other than a fucking Crazed Sex Poodle.  You know the worst part of this whole thing?  Not that he obviously likes to treat massage therapists as hookers, but that I have to fucking see his swollen fucking head on the news again.  I bet Bill Clinton is laughing his ass off as he hears about this while sandwiched between two middled aged bleach blonde hair dressers who call him “Big Daddy.”   Fuck you, Al and you can stick that in your “Lock Box” and save it for a rainy day.

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Sir Paul McCartney is a douche.  Yeah, that is not news, but I really gotta acknowledge this particular achievement in douchebaggery by the most overrated musician of all time and enviroweenie:  Talking about the oil spill insanity…

The Beatles legend said: “Sadly we need disasters like this to show people. Some people don’t believe in climate warming – like those who don’t believe there was a Holocaust.

“I don’t accept the criticism of Barack over the oil spill.”  ”I think he’s been great. It’s tough if we Brits whinge that he’s whingeing at us. Tough, then don’t spill oil.”

This man is a goddamn genius.  An intellect of such astounding depth that I am feeling pretty bad about myself for thinking that not only is Barak Obama the biggest bumbling fucking idiot on the planet but that Sir Paul is a pathetic vegan loving piece of shit.  What is wrong with me?  Oh yeah, I have a fucking brain in my head and said head is not lodged in my ass.  Fuck you, Paul.  Go count your money or just go shut up and color.  Just stop fucking talking.

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OMG!  You mean Obama might fucking be corrupt?  Say it isn’t fucking so!!! Yeah, Blagodouche’s trial is getting ugly.  I hope their is a sex tape and a cocaine tape and a donkey in Tijuana tape and everything else.  Congratulations again to the citizens of the USA who voted Prince Fuknut into office.  I am so fucking impressed with both the Hope and the Change going on.  If your hope was to have the biggest moron possible in charge of the world, you are a fucking winner.  If you the change you were after is what is left after you pay taxes then you are on a fucking streak.  Head to Vegas, mother fuckers.  Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you again voting public for giving us four years of global humiliation and oh yeah… the worst possible economic future for our children.  Go Team!!!

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Whooping Cough Epidemic in California should scare the shit out of everyone.  The article basically blames parents for not vaccinating their kids.  Valid point. I was talking about this just the other day.  This particular disease is not to be played with. A parent who chooses not to vaccinate their kiddos for pertussis is just asking to plan a funeral because the shit is virulent and horrible.  Yeah it is California, home of the all natural green loving tree hugging organic food gives me an orgasm crowd, but they need to get over themselves. If they do not want to vaccinate their healthy little offspring then they need to keep them out of public schools.

That said, there is absolutely NO mention of the off the chart number of illegal immigrants who are in California with their many children who have probably never scene a vaccine. Could it be that allowing a huge number of people to swarm into a country without any regulation and become a part of the community without having to do pesky things like get vaccinated you might have an issue with this sort of stuff?  Correct me if i am on the wrong path here, but it just seems like it might possibly have something to do with this as much as parents too stupid to have their kids vaccinated.  Fucking stupid shit.

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Finally a few observations that need mentioning:

1. Nancy Pelosi is still a useless dried up old cunt

2. Obama is a wanker

3. There isn’t a fucking thing to watch on TV and i am pissed off

4. I really need to buy a new pair of shoes. – The Demure One

What a fucking shit month.  Work is INSANE.  Home has been INSANE what with all the death flu and whatnot.  I once enjoyed my browsing of headlines and blogs but the only thing i see is more and more fucking stupid fucking shit.  Everywhere I look and everything I hear is just one long chorus of shit courtesy of a President and congress out of control.

I for one am overwhelmed with a warm fuzzy sense of security since Fuknut is at the UN right now with his herd of unicorns trying to make this world full of bunnies and care bears for me.  Is it his fault that pesky Almondjoyhadine oogy man from Iran is being all cranky with his uranium and how much he has?  Seriously, I have total faith it i s all for medical use.  I feel safe though, Fuknut has said that he will not tolerate Iran with a bomb.  I heard him, yes I did.  His sweet words of optimism have purged me of my absurd realism and given me a new lease on life!  /end sarcasm.  Fuck you.  I would not give this bastard this keys to my car much less trust him with national security.  What a fucking bunch of idiots we have in this country that elected this moron.  For fuck’s sake some of his biggest fans are Chaves and Kadaffyfuckingduck!  This alone should make the Americans who voted for this douche shit themselves. That would however require some concept of reality which we are all aware they lack.  Quick update on the nuclear world… Chavez wants to play now!  w00t!

I am watching Nickelback Live at Sturgis on Netflix right now and that is the one reason I am not smashing things.  Did I mention I hate September?  I try not to look directly at Chad Kroeger because the guy looks like my ex husband way too much; just shave his head.  Of course I would like to thank Brian again for pointing this out to me.

Onward…

St. Teddy of the Naughty bits needs 20 million for his Kennedy Institute; at least according to John Kerry.  Link

WASHINGTON – A large military spending bill moving through Congress contains a little-noticed outlay for Boston that has nothing to do with national defense: $20 million for an educational institute honoring late Senator Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts.

This little earmark in Defense bill seems to be drawing a bit of attention:

“Whatever beneficial value civic education may have, it’s hard to see why the Defense Department should pay for it,’’ said Laura Peterson, a senior policy analyst at the nonpartisan Taxpayers for Common Sense in Washington. “It would seem the location of this hefty earmark has more to do with the powerful position of its sponsor than [the Defense Department’s] responsibility to educate elementary school children.’’

This watchdog groups are so fucking literal.  Defense Department/Education Department they are right by each other in the Alphabetical list of Gov Departments, no?  Close enough for government work as they say…  Teraaaazaaah’s  Bitch has this to say:

Kerry strongly defended the insertion of the $20 million earmark yesterday. He requested that it be included in the $360 billion defense budget, he said, to recognize Kennedy’s long tenure on the Senate Armed Services Committee.

Well if that is the fucking case, I would like my long tenure working with the US Armed Services recognized by having someone punch this Kerry douche in the throat.  Could I have a second on that?  Barring that, why don’t we actually spend on this Defense money on something radical like… FUCKING DEFENSE.

Update on Nickelback Concert on TV.  Drunk biker’s and the Old Lady’s trying to dance the dirty grind to Photograph is amusing.  I am also being forced to admit Chad Kroeger is hot.  He cannot help it if  he looks like my ex husband.  He needs tattoos though, to make this like really great.  Anyway…

In case you needed another reason to ad to the 1 million others why the UN is a fucking joke, I give you Colonel Khadafyduck.

After struggling to turn Khadafy’s insane ramblings at the UN into English for 75 minutes, the Libyan dictator’s personal interpreter got lost in translation.

“I just can’t take it any more,” Khadafy’s interpreter shouted into the live microphone – in Arabic.

At that point, the U.N.’s Arabic section chief, Rasha Ajalyaqeen, took over and translated the final 20 minutes of the speech.

“His interpreter just collapsed – this is the first time I have seen this in 25 years,” another U.N. Arabic interpreter told The Post.

Proving the point that there is only so much bullshit one man can take before he just says, FUCK YOU and passes out.  Poor bastard.  He probably had to smell this goatfucking crazy bastard on the flight over and it started the process of the breakdown.  Fucking circus sideshow, the UN.  Want to cut spending?  Fucking toss the UN out of the country with all their fucking entourages and their fucking shit, and tell them to never come back.  Just unfund the whole goddamn piece of shit corrupt organization and see how long they last.  Maybe Almondjoyhadine can host them in Iran at the super safe nuclear plant of his.  At the very least it would render them all sterile/impotent which would be the first truly humanitarian act from that farce of an organization in half a century;  goatkind and mankind would be blessed.

Nickelback Update:  Dirty filthy song time… Figure You Out.  I am almost happy now.  I fucking get a kick out of this song.  Cannot imagine why.

Not all of September was terrible… there was my daily dose of   Chris Muir and today’s strip made me chuckle aloud at work…

The Superficial gave us Kill it!  Kill it With Fire! With a brilliant Warriors reference in it for the old folks out there.

Fox gave us another amazing episode of Glee and All the Single Ladies…

Hah I was sold when they did Kanye..

Wasn’t sure I would like this show but I love it.  It is obvious the demographic is across the board.  As a child of the 80’s this shows is fucking brilliant as a mom of three little ones I say this is not appropriate for the young ones.  LOVE IT.

Oh yeah and you know what else happened this September?  Fringe started this week and you know who else is back?  GIBBS!

Best five minutes on TV this week!

Yeah, he is fucking hot.

-Session data->

1.  How long has he been stalking Beyonce?

2. When will Jay-Z’s people have someone beat his ass for stalking his woman?

3. What kind of fucking lowlife goes to an awards ceremony with a bottle of booze in his hand on the red carpet?  Doesn’t California have an open container law?

4.  Is it just obvious to me that he learned his bitch ass moves on the mean streets of middle class Chicago or what?

Honestly, is he channeling the lost fire of his former Black Panther father who is now a Christian Counselor?  He is trying to right the horrible injustice of Beyonce not winning the VMA for Best Female Video!  Give me a fucking break.  The man is stalking her.  I doubt Beyonce was torn up about the loss to Taylor Swift and she was gracious when she later accepted an award and invited the teen on stage to have the moment her stalker stole from her.

He is deranged!  The man is obviously trying to right the wrong that racism is having on Beyonce.  You know the racism that she has been taking to the bank for years and the same racism her exceedingly weathly husband is taking to the community property bank as well.  Oh wait!  Fucking Kanye is a millionaire several times over too.  Hold on… I am missing the goddamn oppression here.  What I see is the behavior of a spoiled child who has had too much to drink take it out on a kid who has the audacity to be successful and white and in the same theater as he is.  Would he have jumped up there and done that with Jordin Sparks?  If so I bet her former NFL playing daddy would have brought his ass to the ground.  Just sayin’

I would like to say something to Taylor’s mother who was back stage with her daughter.  You are a better woman than me.  I would have walked on stage and punched him in his fucking bitch ass face for bullying my child and degrading her accomplishments.  I would have beat his ass with my Jimmy Choo stiletto until he was crying on the floor like the little bitch he is.  But then I am violent that way when it comes to my kids.

Anyway you look at it the situation is shit and the celebrities were not impressed with his behavior either.  Pink in her now famous twitter comments:

“Kanye West is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me”

‘My heart goes out to Taylor Swift. She is a sweet and talented girl and deserved her moment.

‘She should know we all love her. Beyonce is a classy lady. I feel for her, too. It’s not her fault at all, and her and Taylor did their thing. And douche bag got kicked out.’

Kanye posts this on his blog:

I feel like Ben Stiller in “Meet the Parents” when he messed up everything and Robert De Niro asked him to leave…      That was Taylor’s moment and I had no right in any way to take it from her.  I am truly sorry.   09.14.2009

I found this from his posting after the show:

I’m sooooo sorry to Taylor Swift and her fans and her mom,” he wrote. “I spoke to her mother right after and she said the same thing my mother would’ve said. She is very talented! I like the lyrics about being a cheerleader and she’s in the bleachers! I’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment!

“Beyoncé’s video was the best of this decade!!!! I’m sorry to my fans if I let you guys down!!!! I’m sorry to my friends at MTV. I will apologize to Taylor 2mrw. Welcome to the real world!!!! Everybody wanna booooo me but I’m a fan of real pop culture!!! No disrespect but we watchin’ the show at the crib right now cause … well you know!!!! I’m still happy for Taylor!!!! Boooyaaawwww!!!! You are very very talented!!! I gave my awards to Outkast when they deserved it over me … That’s what it is!!!!!!! I’m not crazy y’all, i’m just real. Sorry for that!!! I really feel bad for Taylor and I’m sincerely sorry!!! Much respect!!!!!”

Let’s not mention the excessive use of punctuation which makes me want to question his masculinity.  In typical fucking liberal fashion he says, I am sorry it wasn’t a nice thing to do but I am totally fucking justified in being a cocksucker bully because I had a good reason!  Beyonce was robbed Boooyaaaawww!!!  Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you again.  I love the second bit too absolving himself for responsibility by saying he gave Outkast his award because they deserved it.  Did you give them the money you made on the fucking song too?  He isnt crazy, guys.  He is just real.  Yeah he is a real fucking piece of work, but then he has always had diarrhea of the mouth and is notorious for being a bitch.

But you knew someone would take up for him and play the racism game. Because you know the multi-millionaire is a fucking victim and some stupid ass white guy had to try to give us some perspective.

First off, this cocksucker Choire Sicha (whoever the fuck he is) says this is really MTVs fault that the girl didn’t get to finish her speech:

At least Kanye started his tiny tirade by telling Swift “I’m going to let you finish.” MTV are the ones who actually didn’t.

Yeah, bad producers for whisking a teenager off the stage of a man obviously shit faced and talking out of his ass.  Apparently this is just a case of two millionaires having a bit of a kerfuffle, right?  No biggie.  But wait! Why was there such outrage Mr. Sicha asked?

I won’t go so far as to suggest that everyone was flipped out that this angelic little white girl (and she is super-cute) was accosted by a probably drunk (West was, again according to MTVNews.com, “photographed holding a bottle of Hennessey on VMA red carpet.”)—and definitely crazy—older black man. I’ll keep that thought to myself, but I’ll keep thinking it.

Call me crazy but I think the whole black man thing is sort of not the fucking issue.  Trust me I think a drunk and very white Ozzy Osbourne would have been just as fucking inappropriate though probably we wouldn’t have understood a word he said so it would have been ok.

Don’t bother apologizing, Kanye. The thing about the Incoming High Impact Kanye is that it was nearly the only honest note of the night.

This guy Sicha would be amusing if he wasn’t so fucking self righteous. What the fuck is the Incoming High Impact Kanye?  What the fuck does that mean?  It must be an amazing world Sicha lives in.  Send me a fucking postcard.  The fact is, who cares if he apologizes.  The damage is done.  He showed once again that he is a bitch, a lousy drunk, and a petulant child.  No amount of apologizing and making excuses for him is going to change that Mr. Sicha.  At least Sicha noted that the one of the only other “honest” moments of the night was when Pink called Kanye a piece of shit.

You get the feeling this Sicha guy is trying to take up for Kanye (who he probably has pictures of in his spank bank)  but not wanting to piss off Pink because he knows she could make his bitch ass cry?  Nonetheless, Kanye is a bitch.

Speaking of bitching…

Dear God, Serena lost her shit yesterday at the US Open. Serena, honey… you were scaring me in the damn replays.  I cannot imagine why that woman felt threatened.  Can you?  Let’s see… you have already broken your racket cuz you were losing.  You had a foot fault called on you on a match point.  Yeah, kind of shitty, but you know what, such is life it is a rule.  You then go over and start threatening to shove a ball down someone’s throat.  Tiny Asian woman feels intimidated by 6’ heavily muscled athlete making angry threats while swinging a metal racket.  Hmmm yeah you scared the gal, Serena.  You lost your shit.

I hate to lump Serena into this post with Kanye because frankly he is far more of a bitch than Serena who was fucking pissed and we all have those days.  I thought her post game press conference was hilarious though and at least honest.  They asked if she thought she owed the gal an apology and she said:

An apology for?’ she asked. ‘From me? How many people yell at linespeople? Players, athletes get frustrated – I don’t know how many times I’ve seen that happen.

‘I haven’t really thought about it to have any regrets. I was out there and I fought and I tried and I did my best.

In the end she apologized (which i do not think was necessary.  you all know my opinion on apologies) and will pay a fine.  Now if we can get through the day without someone saying this was yellow on black racism I will be pleased.  I do not need another damn multi-millionaire victim of racism today.  I think that is pushing it a bitch much.  Serena has always seemed to be a class act to me and unlike Kanye she has a fucking skill beyond running her mouth.  Girl can play tennis.

Wtf has Kanye done besides Gold Digger anyway?  I must be too white to know.  I will admit to having that as my ringtone for a long while though.  The song makes me giggle.

Fuck you Howard Dean and anyone else out there moving forward this fucking idea that the Right wants Prince Fuknut to die.  Trust me, if for no other reason than martyring a man who doesn’t deserve such status, we are not “nuts” in that sense.  I personally cannot fucking stomach the bastard but I certainly do not wish him dead.  Why?  because I am not a fucking lunatic. I just want him out of office.  Every day on the news is some new “threat” and “risk” or whatever because Obama is black.  Not because he is a fucking boob.  Oh no.  Thing is, the media had no fucking problem when folks were burning effigies of Bush or when they were saying they wished someone would kill him.  Oh no, that was just protesting.  FUCK YOU, fuck you, and fuck you again.  Obama is far more likely to have his life threatened by some left wing extremist pissed off that he isn’t pushing their far left agenda than a right winger pissed off about healthcare.  Again, we are not lunatics, that is the dominion of the Left.  The fact that Dr. Dean is still even getting air time is amazing.  He is even less relevant than Al Gore and my navel lint is more relevant than Al Gore.  What a piece of shit.

Fuck you to the celebration of fucking spoiled ass people on television.  Kardashians, Housewives of Atlanta, Miami Social etc.  The world is fucked up enough all on its own without having to watch this shit.   The Kardashians were amusing for a few minutes because I didn’t know Bruce Jenner raised those girls but then I saw an episode where two of the idiot daughters went with him to one of his speaking engagements and got drunk off their asses acting like cunts.  ugh.  Housewives of Atlanta is like Jerry Spring South.  What the fuck is wrong with people?  There is nothing interesting or of value that the people in these shows give the world.  They are famous for being famous.  It started with Paris Hilton and here we are today.  You want to tax the rich?  Tax the rich and stupid.  That’s the ticket.

Someone tell me what is so fucking appealing about this shit?  Beyond the first five minutes when you realize that as fucked up as your life might be you are probably a hell of a lot better adjusted than these fuckers what is the point?  Grown ass women fighting on tv, another one in a baby daddy drama, whatever.

“Own It” says Drudge’s headline.  Yeah, even if they own it they will never OWN it.  Dems plan to go it “alone” on healthcare.  Alone?  Really?  FUCK YOU.  It is really easy to go it on your own when you are spending EVERYONE’S money.  America is either overwrought with anger at the idea of socializing medicine or pissed that congress is wasting their time with shit that no one cares about.  Canada says today they need an overhaul and this is the fucking system those cunts in charge want to model the “new age of medical care” on?  I feel like I have taken crazy pills.  NO. ONE. WANTS. OBAMACARE.  But wait Jennifer, you are wrong, millions want it!  No, bitches.  The only people that want it are the ones who either do not count because they do not fucking pay taxes, the ones who want it because they will not be subject to it (bitches pushing the legislation), or finally the retards who are too stupid and blinded by their white liberal guilt to realize they are putting a loaded gun in their mouths.  So yeah, NO. ONE. WANTS. IT.

If I were supreme ruler of the USA for a month with the ability to set the rules that would govern after I left, the first rule would be this: “If you do not pay taxes you do not get to vote.”  PERIOD.  Get your fucking hands out of my purse!

Second rule:  English is the official language.   I do not give a rat’s fucking ass about diversity.  This is America and you should speak English if you want to live here.   No, that doesn’t make me a racist.  If I moved to a foreign country and expected to live my life there I would learn the fucking language or go the fuck home.

Third rule:  No more teacher’s union.  If you want to push your leftist fucking agenda, do it somewhere else and let the teachers who want to teach kids how to read, write, and make their way in life do their fucking job.  Every year I wait for the “green week” at school so I can call the teacher and say, “quit sending my kids home to preach to me about fucking climate change and goddamn plight of the fucking polar bears.”

Fourth rule:  Immediate sterilization for any woman that gives birth to a drug addicted child and the forfeiture of said child.  I do not give a shit if she had a hard life.  Her kid deserves a real life with a chance at being something other than a welfare check qualification for you to have more money to fuck your life up.

Fifth rule:  Mandatory military service for men right out of high school.  Too many of you are turning into bitches and if your parents cannot make a man of you maybe the military can and no more of those goddamn “I am feeling overwhelmed” cards you can play to get out of a hard day in basic.  Why not women, you ask?  Because maybe if they have to start dealing with real men they might straighten themselves out.

Anyway… I have more of those to come but I will save those for another Fuck You.  Also… Tom in comments with regard to my comments about the Sexpert’s rack.  Me a liar?  Really?  If you were truly dedicated to my blog wonderfulness you would have realized I have established the “rack” and have written about the trauma of bra shopping.  Try not to hurt yourself when you browse here. So that is more of a “for the record” than a “fuck you” but it is all the same. :)

I haven’t seen Batman yet, will probably see that when the kids are at my folks next week. That said, we need a bit of Gun Kata Christian Bale Hawtness

UGH… where is a Ghey when you need one?  Christian Siriano:  Raffa needs you!  He is soooo not fierce in this rig.  Shoulders are ill fitted, sleeves are too long; he looks like a kids in his Daddy’s tux.

A nice Brioni made to order is walking sex and Raffa worthy.

If you are going to do a Tux and your worth millions; Brioni all the way, baby.  What’s 5-10k for a tux when you are made of money?

Madanno is looking pretty much like Wendy O Williams here…

Keep Talkin’ Barry O… Idiot.  Via: Hot Air

Alicia Keys, who’s music I enjoyed, has not only imbibed the Black Panther Kool-Aid, she has transfused it. Ugh!

NEW YORK (AP) – There’s another side to Alicia Keys: conspiracy theorist. The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: ”’Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. ‘Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.”

Keys, 27, said she’s read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck “to symbolize strength, power and killing ‘em dead,” according to an interview in the magazine’s May issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

Another of her theories: That the bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled “by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing.”

I can only imagine what it is like to sit and have dinner with celebrities like this. Can you imagine the dinner conversations? Closest thing I can think of would be Obama in a room full of San Francisco liberal elitists and trying to share his insights on rural Americans. Can you imagine that conversation?

Uwe Boll makes a video addressing the Stop Uwe Boll Petition.

via: Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Ok, the Clooney bit is spot on and as far as Michael Bay… well I would rather watch Transformers on mute than with sound. It sucked but has some pretty nifty effects. Also, according to IMDB his next few movies as Producer are a cop out.

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) (pre-production) (producer)


2. The Birds (2009) (pre-production) (producer)


3. Friday the 13th (2009) (pre-production) (producer)


4. The Unborn (2009) (filming) (producer)


5. The Horsemen (2008) (post-production) (producer)

Yes, a reunion tour and a new album are on the way.  Oh my…

Want details or just want to feed your masochistic tendencies?  Click Here…

Oh yeah and their appearance on Today Show

They actually all look pretty good.  I took my cousin to see them when she was 10 and she was bananas over it.  It was a sold out show at the Astrodome and if I had been able to hear over the screaming 11 year olds I might have enjoyed it more.  They are all dads and shit now so all their fans are in their 20s and wantin’ some of that Jordan Knight Falsetto action.

I am still waiting for the Aldo Nova come back tour.

“Chachi isn’t gonna want anymore of this…”

Fox got their Jesus on last night.  Well done.

No one sings this song better than Darlene Zschech.

Excellent indeed. We have always known he is The Shit. Hell he is the reason I began blogging in the first place and I would venture to say there are many of you who began your little blogging adventures because of this Alpha Moron.

Time says:

We had our say about the best blogs in the world, and asked you to vote on what you think of our selections. Here’s how they rate so far on a scale of 1 (abysmal) to 10 (indispensable.)

What Time has to say about AoSHQ:

The conservative/ libertarian answer to the Daily Kos, the Ace of Spades HQ, (AoS) has been going strong since 2003, and recently recorded its 10 millionth hit. Like most political blogs, the anonymous Ace comments on the day’s political news and provides links. But the anonymous Ace who writes the blog isn’t afraid to mix it up; AoS is full of snarling, flat-out funny commentary, videos, cartoons, pictures, and gratuitous insults. And while reliably conservative, AoS is no shill; last summer, the blog called President Bush “incompetent” and “embarrassingly dimwitted” and urged him to retire. The quote from H.L. Mencken in the AoS banner pretty much sums up Ace’s mission: ”’Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats.”

Sample Ace of Spades HQ Post: So long as Obama’s having that “open, candid” discussion about race we’ve all so long wanted to have, perhaps we can finally begin to address the virulent anti-Semitism infecting large segments of the black population while we’re at it, huh? Or wait—are we not having that “open, candid” a discussion?

Karl Urban… yum.

She has a fucking magazine or is it two now where she puts her own face on the cover of every single issue. She preaches about knowing yourself and doing good things but seems only interested in making sure everyone is aware of how wealthy she is and how she spends her money. She devotes hour long shows to over the top retail therapy a couple of times a year.

She has a media empire. She is one of the richest people in the world with a cult like following of women who tune in everyday to feel better about themselves and cry. Ugh. She was in a very long relationship and couldn’t bring herself to marry. She seems to have only one person she trusts, this Gayle person. She has gone from one self help philosophy to another, over and over. She is lost, this is not hard to see.

She has infected the web with her crap and apparently she has some webinars on her site now and picked a new guru for all of her minions to follow. At one time it was Dr. Phil, who while a jackass, at least seemed to be pretty much about keeping it real, so to speak. I can get on the reality bandwagon, hell we all should. Then it was The Secret which is all about the power of being positive and attracting positive things into your life. Sure, I can buy that to a point. Now it is A New Earth and this guy Ekhart Tolle is some new ager who says “God Is” he is not a belief. Basically she seems to have bought into the whole there is no need for Jesus thing the New Agers started in the 80’s.

Sad? Yes it is. However, if you are not worth billions and have the ability to drag millions of dumb ass people down the religion toilet with you. Definitely not if you have the power to influence the election and policy thereafter. I do not know about you, but I am not interested in a Department of Peace or some sort of wackjob in charge of tempering America Ego in the world. I like American Ego, thank you very much! Irony or whatever it is, I believe she sincerely wants to make the world a better place. I sincerely believe she wants to fill the hole in her soul with making other people happier. It still doesn’t make her any less dangerous.

This video is some sort of promo for a book about not drinking the Kool-Aid and has some clips from her New Earth Webinar with this Tolle guy. Have a gander. Something tells me this guy is on the Oprah gravy train. Maybe he wants the next Church of Scientology? If so, he has found a good bankroll to get him there.

Since the whole premise of this A New Earth crap is letting go of your ego, I feel certain Oprah will see an amazing pair of Manolo’s at some point and feel conflicted. She will say to herself, “Self, these Manolo’s will make me feel better. When I feel better I do not eat a three pound box of Belgian Chocolate with a side of mac and cheese. When I do not eat these things I stay thin. Ego therefor is a good thing. This Tolle guy is trying to make me fat!!” Then she will be off to the next New Age religion which can make her forget for a while she is as rich as powerful as she is and still a lost soul.

via: This Goes To 11

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Sonny Bono was clubbed to death by hired hitmen, according to a stunning new tabloid expose. An investigator who has been researching Bono’s 1998 fatal skiing accident for the past decade claims top officials linked to an international drug and weapons ring feared the singer-turned-politician was about to expose their criminal acts – and so they had him killed on the slopes.

But former FBI agent Ted Gunderson tells America’s Globe that there’s more to the tragedy than meets the eye, after studying the autopsy reports and other evidence.

He says, “It’s nonsense for anyone to now try to suggest that Bono died after crashing into a tree. There’s zero evidence in this autopsy report… to show such an accident happened. Instead, there’s powerful proof he (Bono) was assassinated. This was an evil plot that was carried out to almost perfection by ruthless assassins.”

The retired FBI agent is now calling for the authorities to exhume Bono’s remains and open a homicide investigation.

Gunderson’s efforts have been backed by top forensics experts, who fear Nevada authorities were too quick to mark the tragedy as a skiing accident, and investigator Bob Fletcher, who has confessed he sent evidence of a 10-year study that linked top U.S. government officials to arms and weapons dealers to Bono less than a month before his death.

Fletcher says, “He was going to make it his number one priority… There’s no doubt in my mind Sonny was murdered by someone who needed him silenced.”