The twenty-five most emasculated, disempowered, henpecked husbands on the planet:

Ever since our prehistoric ancestors first crawled out of the ocean, took a deep breath of air, and uttered that familiar phrase “Sure, we can go to the Container Store on Saturday,” certain men have buckled under female domination.

Well, I for one cannot have a relationship with a man who is overly beta. I know it might surprise most you to find out I am somewhat aggressive and a tad outspoke. I know, I know… I come off so fucking demure. I have dated great guys who were just way to passive for me.

A few ways to tell if your man is whipped: (more…)

Seems the following photo qualifies as racism now.

You know, when I saw this picture I was not thinking King Kong.  In fact I doubt anyone but an overly PC asshat would think racism without the seed being planted in their minds.  But low and behold it is in fact another example of the White Establishment’s perpetuating of vile and disgusting racism.

Wait for it….

SHUT THE FUCK UP! (more…)

Lyndsay Lohan Age 22 (almost 23). The below is the latest pic I ran across and while she is lovely, if over tanned, she looks not a day over 30 – 35. Welcome to the delightful side effects of snorting your fortune up your nose. At least she is not so thin anymore, shame she now looks like her mother’s sister instead of her daughter.

Here is Lyndsay circa 2004-5 What a difference three years makes…

Ace posting about a link i sent him.  I am too lazy to write it all so here is a link to the link about the link I sent him.

For the record, he looks startlingly like the ex-husband and it took me a while to come to grips with this.  But I have.  All you nickelback haters can bite me.

SNL does Project Runway… Sort of…

Something tells me Christian would get a big kick out of this.

It is no secret my love of Project Runway which I believe is the best reality tv show ever.  I have loved every single season and not just because I am a fashion whore.   Christian Siriano has displaced Jay as my favorite winner with a flare I thought we wouldn’t see again after Jay.

It is startling to think that so much talent can be so well developed in a man/boy at such a young age.  He is a character in the best sense of the word.  Cocky for a reason.  He is kind of a big deal as he is prone to let you know.

I stumbled across a recent interview in my feeds about his Project Britney idea.

AE: I read in an interview with you that you said you wanted to save Britney Spears because she needs the gays.
CS: [laughing] She does. I know.

AE: Tell me what you’d do.
CS: Oh, my god. Listen, have you ever noticed Britney has no gays? She has no little fairies running around helping her. I don’t understand that.

AE: I know.
CS: It’s really horrible. Now I said to a producer once that I wanted to do a reality show called Project Britney instead of Project Runway, where I would take Britney for the next six months and I would do hair, makeup, wardrobe every day for her and become her personal staff every day. And then of course I would be, hello, the thanks that everyone has to give for saving Britney, ‘cause I would totally save her whole image and – oh my god, it would be flawless.

I am with blog writer in thinking it will take more than a Gay or twenty to straighten her ass out, but it is a damn fine place to start.   Look what they did for  Madonna and Cher!

via: Queerty

Our fearless former President Bill Clinton has this whole shtick he pulls whenever he feels like making a point.  He says, “Shame on you!” and does it like a parent talking to a child or a dog owner talking to a puppy that just pissed on the floor.  Complete with righteous indignation and pointing his claw he says it, nice and slow and southern.  “Shayum On Yewww” 

I always wait for the bolt of lightning to shoot from the heavens and incinerate him.  My first thought is, “Who this fuck is this guy to say Shame On You?”  Then I realize this asshole knows more about shameful things than anyone else I can call to mind.

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“Sybil Britney goes in her bedroom as one person, comes out as another.” 

Seems Britney invited a bunch of paps into her house sans cameras, of course, drinking, eating and having fun.  Goes into her bedroom, changes clothes and returns to the crowd screaming like a maniac wanting to know why they are there and who let them in.  via: WWTDD

“Britney Tries to Pick up Kids at Elementary School.”

Britney was hanging outside a Beverly Hills Elementary School chain smoking and talking to herself for a while.  Then tells the teacher “I am here to pick up my kids.  Uhm not my kids, my lawyer’s kids” or some shit like that.  Wtf?  via: The Superficial.

I am telling you, they need to commit this girl before she gets herself pregnant again.  I am not sure what they are waiting for.  Remember when we thought Anne Heche was crazy? 

Beckham leaves massive global ‘footprint’

The former England captain logged over 250,000 miles last year as he flew back and forth between the U.S. and Europe for England’s European Championship qualifiers, while also participating in a Galaxy tour of Oceania in the latter part of the year.

Beckham and his wife Victoria also collected over 50,000 frequent flyer miles for advertising obligations around the globe.

Collectively, Beckham flew farther in 2007 than a trip from the earth to the moon.

At home, Beckham owns a fleet of 15 cars, including a Porsche, a Hummer and a Lincoln Navigator.

Damn that’s hot!  More Hotness…

Meredith Grey hasn’t been looking good for the last two seasons.  This isn’t helping…