Archive for the ‘celebrities’ Category

Apr

10

Random Link Goodness

By jen

“Memo and his Chones.” “Chachi isn’t gonna want anymore of this…” Fox got their Jesus on last night.  Well done. No one sings this song better than Darlene Zschech.

Apr

7

Our Alpha Moron is The Shit

By jen

First Annual Time Blog Index has Ace number 1? Excellent indeed. We have always known he is The Shit. Hell he is the reason I began blogging in the first place and I would venture to say there are many of you who began your little blogging adventures because of this Alpha Moron. Time says: [...]

Apr

6

Why do I Watch LOTR: Return of The King?

By jen

This is why… Karl Urban… yum.

Apr

5

Oprah Takes God “Out of The Box”… Oh yeah, Jesus He is So Last Century.

By jen

You all know I hate Oprah. I find her to be beyond a narcissist. I have also come to realize over the years she epitomizes the saying, “Money doesn’t buy you happiness.” Whether it is her weight going up and down, which say what you want, we all know that yo-yo dieting is something you [...]

Apr

4

Oddness From My Google Reader Feeds…

By jen

Sonny Bono was clubbed to death by hit men… Sonny Bono was clubbed to death by hired hitmen, according to a stunning new tabloid expose. An investigator who has been researching Bono’s 1998 fatal skiing accident for the past decade claims top officials linked to an international drug and weapons ring feared the singer-turned-politician was [...]

Apr

2

Dolly Parton is on TV

By jen

You know, you gotta love Dolly.  If you hate Dolly you are a troglodyte.  Seriously, she is The Shit.  I just flipped onto the Idol Results show and there she is singing Jesus and Gravity. She is and always has been a cartoon of femininity and you know what?  She fucking owns it and she [...]

Mar

21

Gentlemen, Find Your Balls…

By jen

The twenty-five most emasculated, disempowered, henpecked husbands on the planet: Ever since our prehistoric ancestors first crawled out of the ocean, took a deep breath of air, and uttered that familiar phrase “Sure, we can go to the Container Store on Saturday,” certain men have buckled under female domination. Well, I for one cannot have [...]

Mar

19

Under The Heading of: Grow the Fuck Up…

By jen

Seems the following photo qualifies as racism now. You know, when I saw this picture I was not thinking King Kong.  In fact I doubt anyone but an overly PC asshat would think racism without the seed being planted in their minds.  But low and behold it is in fact another example of the White [...]

Mar

15

PSA #2: Reason 1432235 Why Drugs Are a Bad Thing…

By jen

Lyndsay Lohan Age 22 (almost 23). The below is the latest pic I ran across and while she is lovely, if over tanned, she looks not a day over 30 – 35. Welcome to the delightful side effects of snorting your fortune up your nose. At least she is not so thin anymore, shame she [...]

Mar

10

SNL Goodness: Christian Siriano and My Laziness

By jen

Ace posting about a link i sent him.  I am too lazy to write it all so here is a link to the link about the link I sent him. For the record, he looks startlingly like the ex-husband and it took me a while to come to grips with this.  But I have.  All [...]