My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Jan
2
I am happy to say Wildfish Seafood Grill is still one of my two favorite restaurants on the planet. Today I can say that their dessert officially trumps my previous favorite dessert EVAH at Filomena’s in Georgetown, VA. I will always love Filomena for a million reasons but their dessert has been dethroned. But I [...]
Nov
25
Today I used one of my floating holidays and guilted a friend/coworker to come and help me get organized. Let me preface this by saying that this young lady is basically the glue that keeps my projects on schedule. We are to the point of completing each others sentences and she knows my expressions to [...]
Aug
4
I am watching No Reservations on Netflix Instant and for some reason I need hot wings. Hubby is gonna hook me up! Is there ever such a thing as too much hot wings in your life? No, there isn’t!
Even Obama cannot take my hot wings from me!
Nov
28
Ok, Target was a not quite a nightmare but by the look of the sales staff it had been so prior to my arrival. We got home and I finished with my Christmas decorating, yay Jen! I will post pics later when I find the right thing for over my fireplace. You know, my 12 [...]
Nov
28
Ok, I took some pics and they will follow. Shitty phone quality but still you can see the outcome. Everyone had a great time and everything was DELICIOUS. I will include a few recipes because they are meant to be shared with the mankind after how amazing they were last night.
First: The Turkey That Made [...]
Nov
16
Anytime I have something coming up that involved other people I get a bit insane. Holiday dinners are the worst even though I enjoy the time the most. I have decided to abandon my normal rice laden Cajun holiday extravaganza in deference to my white boy husband. Now, I am not doing damn mashed potatoes, [...]
Nov
9
Ok, I totally have the starch/carb angle covered. I require veggie sidedish type help. Surely there are peole out there who were not raised in the rice loving world I was raised in. Send me your favorite veggie recipes. I want something resembling a veggie on my table this year. It might even get eaten. [...]
Nov
1
Lord have mercy it was a madhouse. The upside? I have stuff for gumbo and my house smells amazing….
Oct
21
Chicken and Sausage because I do not feel the need to spend $100 on good seafood to make a shrimp/crab/oyster gumbo. OOoo with some potato salad. Fuuuuuck I want some Gumbo.
Oct
20
We have a long history in my house of naming foods in an odd way. Chicken soup is chickie water, why? Because I use to be so unevolved I hated soup, called it meat and water. Now I have seen the light and am nuts about soup. Daughter No. 4 when she was little couldn’t [...]
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