My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
Nov
28
Ok, Target was a not quite a nightmare but by the look of the sales staff it had been so prior to my arrival. We got home and I finished with my Christmas decorating, yay Jen! I will post pics later when I find the right thing for over my fireplace. You know, my 12 [...]
Nov
28
Ok, I took some pics and they will follow. Shitty phone quality but still you can see the outcome. Everyone had a great time and everything was DELICIOUS. I will include a few recipes because they are meant to be shared with the mankind after how amazing they were last night.
First: The Turkey That Made [...]
Nov
16
Anytime I have something coming up that involved other people I get a bit insane. Holiday dinners are the worst even though I enjoy the time the most. I have decided to abandon my normal rice laden Cajun holiday extravaganza in deference to my white boy husband. Now, I am not doing damn mashed potatoes, [...]
Nov
9
Ok, I totally have the starch/carb angle covered. I require veggie sidedish type help. Surely there are peole out there who were not raised in the rice loving world I was raised in. Send me your favorite veggie recipes. I want something resembling a veggie on my table this year. It might even get eaten. [...]
Nov
1
Lord have mercy it was a madhouse. The upside? I have stuff for gumbo and my house smells amazing….
Oct
21
Chicken and Sausage because I do not feel the need to spend $100 on good seafood to make a shrimp/crab/oyster gumbo. OOoo with some potato salad. Fuuuuuck I want some Gumbo.
Oct
20
We have a long history in my house of naming foods in an odd way. Chicken soup is chickie water, why? Because I use to be so unevolved I hated soup, called it meat and water. Now I have seen the light and am nuts about soup. Daughter No. 4 when she was little couldn’t [...]
Oct
20
Why is it, even though I am not working at the moment, I still hate Mondays? Just doesn’t make any sense. The most difficult decision I had to make today was deciding what to do with the two pounds of ground beef I have in the fridge for dinner. Still not sure. Meh…
Oct
19
She Fucking put PEAS in gucamole! I want to do bodily harm to this woman. All I can say is she must give a blowjob that has no compare. I cannot think of a single other reason she is on TV. She fucking put peas in Guacamole! She could have called it Vomit Looking Avocado [...]
Oct
19
Oh for fuck’s sake! Sandra Lee is making guacamole. Dear God! She is mashing avocado, peas, and onions together and adding rotels. IS SHE INSANE? She should be shot for sins against avocados.
It looks like a bowl of somethingi that comes out of a baby diaper. I am now going to go cry for a [...]
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