My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Aug
15
Let’s talk about fashion today. Let’s talk about how it is NEVER going to be ok to wear certain things to work. I have spent the last year becoming more and more convinced I can not be surprised about what people will put on in the morning and consider it appropriate for work. I am [...]
May
19
A senior prom dress at a state dinner. Really? Looks like the drapes and part of the disco ball reclaimed from a Studio 54 garage sale. She best watch out, Barry is gonna start thinking about his coke days and ask to snort a line off her ass at the worst possible moment.
May
15
Finally I found a DSW with the Guess Peep Toe Sling I have been looking for! Yay me! Eyebrows? Check! New Shoes? Check! It is a good day. Dinner? Not so much… I would rather spend the day ready my latest smutty book on my Kindle. One final thought… Obama is a wanker!
Nov
14
Sep
20
Redc1c4 inspired me in comments. I haven’t done a fashion post in a very long time and while I often mock silly fashion I am usually utterly thrilled with the chaos of it. It isn’t so much that everything she wears is ugly, because it isn’t. The problem? It is almost always inappropriate. The irony [...]
Sep
5
I did some shopping today! w00t! Three pair, one is a back up pair to a favorite pair which was on sale. I needed brown shoes. Yes… NEEEEED. Plus these were like $125 last time I saw them and today they were $24 bucks yay, Jennifer! A girl can never have enough black shoes. This [...]
Sep
2
I am certainly not a follower of the Beckhams though I can appreciate the hotness of her husband and I admit to seeing her interviewed once and laughing my ass because she was quite funny. That said, two pics. She is thin in the first one but doesn’t look like death… Then there is this… [...]
Aug
4
Ok, here is a rule that all women should live by. I have said it before but it is obvious I need to reiterate this fact… I am watching the Ultimate Cake Off or something like that on TLC and one of the “cake artists” is this gal from Atlanta. She is all typically southern, [...]
Aug
3
This is Super Fantastic and will serve mankind far better than Obamacare… Cash for Clogs Manolo says, since the government is giving away the free money to the car buyers, perhaps it is time for the shoe industry to lobby for their own subsidy. Thus the Manolo proposes the Cash for Clogs program. Turn in [...]
Jul
26
Seriously? You are unemployed and this get up is what you wear to a job fair to talk to a recruiter? What exactly are they recruiting for? People wait in line to speak with recruiting representatives during a job fair in San Francisco, California, July 20, 2009. It isn’t just the woman with the denim [...]
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