Dan on Archive for the ‘fashion’ Category
Nov
14
Sep
20
Klingon Fashion 2009…Haute Absurd
Redc1c4 inspired me in comments. I haven’t done a fashion post in a very long time and while I often mock silly fashion I am usually utterly thrilled with the chaos of it. It isn’t so much that everything she wears is ugly, because it isn’t. The problem? It is almost always inappropriate. The [...]
Sep
5
Shoes Glorious Shoes!
I did some shopping today! w00t! Three pair, one is a back up pair to a favorite pair which was on sale.
I needed brown shoes. Yes… NEEEEED. Plus these were like $125 last time I saw them and today they were $24 bucks yay, Jennifer!
A girl can never have enough black shoes. This is a [...]
Sep
2
Wtf? Posh is Disappearing…
I am certainly not a follower of the Beckhams though I can appreciate the hotness of her husband and I admit to seeing her interviewed once and laughing my ass because she was quite funny. That said, two pics. She is thin in the first one but doesn’t look like death…
Then there is this… dear [...]
Aug
4
Fucking Hair Bows…
Ok, here is a rule that all women should live by. I have said it before but it is obvious I need to reiterate this fact…
I am watching the Ultimate Cake Off or something like that on TLC and one of the “cake artists” is this gal from Atlanta. She is all typically southern, bottle [...]
Aug
3
The Manolo, he is Brilliant, Jes!
This is Super Fantastic and will serve mankind far better than Obamacare… Cash for Clogs
Manolo says, since the government is giving away the free money to the car buyers, perhaps it is time for the shoe industry to lobby for their own subsidy.
Thus the Manolo proposes the Cash for Clogs program.
Turn in your old Croc [...]
Jul
26
Job Fair Attire… Really?
Seriously? You are unemployed and this get up is what you wear to a job fair to talk to a recruiter? What exactly are they recruiting for?
People wait in line to speak with recruiting representatives during a job fair in San Francisco, California, July 20, 2009.
It isn’t just the woman with the [...]
May
24
It is Shoes Sunday! Woo Woo
Today I went shoe shopping… yes again. It is a new season… duh. Actually these are works shoes so seasons do not really pertain to pumps, but still. I found red shoes. They are not as red as I wanted but they will do and the stiletto makes up for the lack of blood hue. [...]
Apr
25
I Bought More Shoes! Sexxxxxxxxxxxy
But really… can you blame me? They are FABULOUS! Sorry for the blurry. This little girl there was totally in love with my blue toenail polish, but her mother was not feeling but tried not to show it. Hag, my metallic cobalt/navy blue toes ROCK.
Maybe the baggie jeans are not bringing the sexy, but oooo [...]
Apr
15
Blinded by a Hoohah…
You know, I am never surprised by products on the market these days. I learn things from from the internet. For instance, did you know a crotch Toupee is called a Merkin? Well you probably did, but I am not a Family Guy fan and there has apparently been some references to this. So, there [...]