My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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May
24
Today I went shoe shopping… yes again. It is a new season… duh. Actually these are works shoes so seasons do not really pertain to pumps, but still. I found red shoes. They are not as red as I wanted but they will do and the stiletto makes up for the lack of blood hue. [...]
Apr
25
But really… can you blame me? They are FABULOUS! Sorry for the blurry. This little girl there was totally in love with my blue toenail polish, but her mother was not feeling but tried not to show it. Hag, my metallic cobalt/navy blue toes ROCK. Maybe the baggie jeans are not bringing the sexy, but [...]
Apr
15
You know, I am never surprised by products on the market these days. I learn things from from the internet. For instance, did you know a crotch Toupee is called a Merkin? Well you probably did, but I am not a Family Guy fan and there has apparently been some references to this. So, there [...]
Mar
24
This time, courtesy of Nordstrom. OH. MY. GOD. I need these. I NEEEEED Them. I love these for reasons that escape me. They are sort of 40’s retro with like a funky thing going on. You know, Stewart Weitzman makes the most amazing red shoes. Of all my shoes… all are black save like four [...]
Nov
14
Yeah, I am doing what people always do when they are sick to death with politics… I am shopping. I want this coat. I think I would look fabulous in this coat. Via Spiga makes a nice shoe, didn’t know they made clothes. That jacket with my Fuck You Sunglasses would be FABULOUS. I need [...]
Sep
12
He is a idiot, we established this along with being the ugliest man on television both on the inside and outside. I mention this fashion comment because frankly I am sick to death of seeing men in suits that look like some sort of tan/sand/beige/flesh color to them. Who looks good in these? Honestly? Not [...]
Mar
20
Nothing says sexy man meat like Zombie Chic.
Mar
20
I mock The Galliano, but I love his work. He is deliciously over the top and at times insane, but if you really look at the detail in what he does it is stunning. We will start with the Christian Dior Haute Couture: Finally! I have been looking for my popcorn bowl for weeks. That [...]
Mar
19
Seems the following photo qualifies as racism now. You know, when I saw this picture I was not thinking King Kong. In fact I doubt anyone but an overly PC asshat would think racism without the seed being planted in their minds. But low and behold it is in fact another example of the White [...]
Mar
10
Ace posting about a link i sent him. I am too lazy to write it all so here is a link to the link about the link I sent him. For the record, he looks startlingly like the ex-husband and it took me a while to come to grips with this. But I have. All [...]