It just occurred to me that if Bill Clinton was the first Black President, then Barak Obama is the first Woman President because he is both a boob and a twat.  That is what I am going to start calling him  “Our first woman president.”  God knows that Sarah Palin for all her faults at least has a set of balls and shoots shit for sport; two traits that should be required to have a Man Card.

I just told a friend on gmail, “The world is full of pussies!”  he says, “There are some assholes and jerkoffs too!”  I said, “It is all crotch!”  That about sums it up.  The world has gone to crotch!  What in the hell happened to alpha males?  Are they fucking nearing extinction?  Someone tell me.  I know a few, yeah.  Hell,  I hold them in my life with a vice grip because I am afraid they are the last of a dying breed.

At this point in life every other word I utter is a code word for racism! Moron pundit says it all in that article and I would like to add my giant FUCK YOU to that whole meme.   I suppose that I am racist by virtue of breathing these days.  Funny I thought I was just fucking angry.  Simple fact is I would fucking hate Prince Fuknut if he were white/asian/martian.  I just hate weakness.  I fucking hate it.  I despise his shameless dishonesty and his mediocre unqualified big eared ugly woman marrying cock sucking ass kissing piece of shit existence.   His election is the fucking proof this country is full of pussies.

Men who cry make me want to puke.  If you lost someone you love or something horrible happened to you I get it and if you are holding your brand new child in your arms I get it… but if you are crying because life is just hard or because you feel put upon by the world around you… FUCK YOU.   Man the fuck up.  Find your sack!  It is like this vicious goddamn karma we are finally paying the price of feminism.  Go team!  Men are now total fucking bitches as a general goddamn rule.

Congratulations feminists!  You have raised an entire generation of ‘sensitive” men with no sense of manliness because you either ran off their fathers or cut their nuts off so they never taught their boys how to be men!  These males are now out in the world without you to tell them what to think and everything is going to shit!  They are bitches winging through life without a goddamn moral compass.  Whipped, weak, afraid men with no sense of goddamn responsibility or ambition.

The feminists have won.  The world is full of viscous, bitter fucking cunts like Pelosi and her ilk.  They are in charge.  It is a sight to behold.  They are the ultimate bitch ex wives who just drain their former husbands for everything they are worth.  Problem?  WE ARE THEIR EX HUSBANDS!

You know, if these women in power and control had any sense of reality it might not be so bad.  But noooooo they think the whole world is going to just do what they say like the USA has done.  But guess what sweeties, Europe might be full of weak ass fucking men but the rest of the world is full of misogynist cultures who would still trade you for a fucking pack of Marlboros and a camel.  Big fucking deal Nancy is in charge of the fucking country since OBVIOUSLY her BITCH Obama isn’t.   The only chance women like Nancy Pelosi have of influencing the fuckers in the sand who want us dead is by walking naked through their midst and scaring them to death or inspiring mass suicide.

Everywhere I turn they are there; bitches of both sexes spewing goddamn hysteria about the need for universal health care and global fucking climate change dooming us all.  Two issues that the American people as a whole do not even have in their top 20 list of things that fucking matter to them.  It is like having a hoard of 15 year old girls in charge of the world.  We have given them a fucking black Amex card and set them loose in Hot Topic!  Problem is they are not spending a few bucks on a Twilight T-shirt and a hello kitty thong, they are killing the fucking economy!

Where are the adults?

1. “I’ll have a vente vanilla soy latte, please.”


2. Honey, when can we scrapbook again?  ( i do not care how long it has been since your balls were emptied )


3. Does my ass look fat in these jeans?


4. I need a day at the spa.  (There is nothing wrong with a man going to a spa, you just cannot say it like that)


5. I need more hair “product”.  (Men should never use the word “product”.  It screams I have no penis.)


6. I think I need a boys day out!  (Men have “nights” out.  Just say, “I am going to the golf course/shooting range, hon.)


7. I want to buy a prius.


8. We never just sit and talk, honey.


9. Let’s curl up in bed and watch Terms of Endearment!


10. OMG!  It is time for Sex in The City!

The theme of the 2009 VIF (ed. Visions in Feminism) conference is “Pushing Boundaries: Queering Feminism & Queer-ying our Communities”; its goal is to “explore ways of queering ourselves and our communities; that is, unfixing definitions of feminism while pushing our boundaries to re-examine our relationships to feminist praxis.”

While we’re “unfixing definitions of feminism,” may I humbly submit that we unfix this “sex-positivity” shit from the entire praxis? Because if I have to endure another essay on the mysteries of the female orgasm in the name of feminism, I may never have an orgasm again.

Feminism is a constant source of amusement to me.  Last night I watched Entourage with my husband and Ari about summed up my opinion of feminism:  This was at Bab’s luncheon for #30 most powerful woman in Hollywood or some shit like that.  He is pissed she will not let him hire his buddy at their firm etc..  So he crashes her “woman’s lunch” and runs up to toast her…  He congratulates her and says:

She went out and found herself a man to partner up with and look what she made of herself! Cheers to you, Babs, and to all of you out there who have saddled up to powerful men to stand in our way!

Babs: I want an apology. Now.
Ari: Sorry ladies, I’d like to congratulate each and every one of you, but Barbara’s cock is all I can handle right now!

South Carolina Democratic chairwoman Carol Fowler sharply attacked Sarah Palin today, saying John McCain had chosen a running mate “whose primary qualification seems to be that she hasn’t had an abortion.” via Politico

Obviously Ms Fowler’s primary qualification is that she has a sandy twat and doesn’t quite understand that she sounds like a stark raving idiot when she says these things.  Btw, she was a superdelegate so we now have some insight into what the criteria for being a superdelegate is in the DNC.  That criteria would be stupid bitch and extra points for taking fashion advice and beauty tips from Janet Reno.  Bravo, Dems… she is a real fucking keeper.

SAN ANTONIO – Millions of your tax dollars are spent on caring for teen mothers and their children. Now the state is taking steps to prevent those pregnancies. A parenting class is now mandatory for all high school students.

It’s now state law—every district is required to teach father involvement, legal realities of child support, and healthy relationship skills. Mom Yolanda Perez is happy to hear the state is stepping up to help educate her teenage daughter about the reality of parenting.

“Teaching your children early on—maybe that will help them stop and think—hopefully that will,” says Perez.

1.  Kids fuck because it feels good and they are fundamentally retarded from hormones.

2.  Kids fuck without condoms and birth control because they are wreckless, idiotic, children with no sense of consequences to their actions and are fundamentally retarded from hormones.  More now than ever before.

Getting pregnant in high school use to be a source of shame or at least embarrasment.  Now it is a goddamn badge of fucked up honor.  Like having a pair of Seven for Mankind Jeans or a Dooney & Burke purse.  Little accessories for the teenager who has everything.

3. Ms. Perez mentioned above thinks teaching kids early on will maybe make them stop and think.  Early on is not in high school, sweetie.  Sorry.

I am not against sex education.  I think kids should have information and many parents fall down on that job, but many parents are idiots and there is no amount of state funded and mandatory education that is going to fix the fact we are fundementally a fucked up society when it is totally acceptible to fuck like minks in jr. high.

No doubt Jamie Lynn Spears and Bristol Palin would have thought differently if they had this class in high school!  Fucking stupid logic.  First off, Lynn Spears is a twisted sick woman who has whored out her children since they were old enough to toddle into Disney/Nickelodeon studios and start making mama some money.  No amount of education could have saved either of her kids.

Second, trust me when I tell you, Bristol Palin has had plenty of parenting classes right at home.  You want me to believe she didn’t know what it meant to have children.  As the older daughter I assure you she has changed a lot of diapers and done her share of baby sitting especially with the number of kids in the Palin family and just from what you see of how they all interact with each other.  That didn’t stop young Bristol, like most teens, from having sex. At least Bristol stands a good chance of making a good mom because she has a family who loves her and she knows how to feed and clean a child at the very least.

From the Texas AG website…

• How does p.a.p.a. teach these things?




p.a.p.a. is not a lecture-driven curriculum. It is designed to be interactive, with teachers leading group discussions and activities that engage students while educating them. Students have an opportunity to hear young people tell their own stories about how their lives changed when they found out they were going to have children, how they face the challenges of teen parenthood, and what they would do differently if they could. A student workbook full of introspective exercises helps students apply the lessons to their own lives. Individual or group research projects give students an opportunity to learn more about specific topics.

I will tell you right the fuck now… If any of my girls get knocked up there will be no homecomings, no proms, no anything other than homework, and baby work.  Welcome to the world of parenting, sweetheart.  You should have thought about prom and going to the mall and parties with your girlfriends before you decided to be a dumbass and have unprotected sex!

Ugh…

The schools are failing miserably at teaching math and reading and I am suppose to trust them to teach my kids about parenting?  Are you fucking kidding me?  They are going to put some pair of dumb ass kids up in front of them like the old “Scared Straight” shit in the 80s and what?  This is going to help?  Teens are teaching my teens about being a responsible parent?   I wouldn’t trust these kids to drive my car and the state thinks they are qualified to teach my girls how to be moms?  This whole fucking government in my business shit, frosts my cookies.  My girls are so going to private school soon.  I am so not feeling Demure…

Yeah, Ol’ Chicklette Teeth said that.  Rationalizing it with the good old reasoning of it doesn’t matter if she is a woman it is her politics that make her a detriment to women.  Bluntly, That dog don’t hunt…

To say having a woman be vice president or even president (in the case of Madame Lucifer) would not have a positive influence on the women that came after and aspired to those positions is assinine.  Again, it is why I say any self respecting feminist who votes against the woman is just proving every person right who knows that feminism is not now nor has it ever been about women’s rights and equality.  It is about promoting a leftist agenda with some retarded hope that they will get their equality as a result.  Dumb cunts, especially Biden.

Just going to hit a few of the highlights here…

I assume John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential partner in a fit of pique because the Republican money men refused to let him have the stuffed male shirt he really wanted. She added nothing to the ticket that the Republicans didn’t already have sewn up, the white trash vote, the demographic that sullies America’s name inside and outside its borders yet has such a curious appeal for the right.

It’s possible that Republican men, sexual inadequates that they are, really believe that women will vote for a woman just because she’s a woman. They’re unfamiliar with our true natures.

Do they think vaginas call out to each other in the jungle night?

I mean, I know men have their secret meetings at which they pledge to do manly things, like being irresponsible with their semen and postponing household repairs with glue and used matches. Guys will be guys, obviously.

But do they not know that women have been trained to resent other women and that they only learn to suppress this by constantly berating themselves and reading columns like this one? I’m a feminist who understands that women can nurse terrible and delicate woman hatred.

Heather, just for the record… I have never berated myself for my dislike of whiny ass women (and men) and the only net effect of reading your column today has been an evolution of my terrible delicate hatred of women to a near vomit inducing hatred for both feminist bitches and Canadians.  Thanks for that, sweetie.  (Quickly, I need someone with a spine and a sack from Canada to remind me there are actual Men and Women in that country.  I think you guys are all in the west, so drop me a line.)

John Doyle, the cleverest critic in Canada, comes right out and calls Palin an Alaska hillbilly. Damn his eyes, I wish I’d had the wit to come up with it first.

It’s safer than “white trash” but I’ll pluck safety out of the nettle danger. Or something.

Palin has a toned-down version of the porn actress look favoured by this decade’s woman, the overtreated hair, puffy lips and permanently alarmed expression.

Hell I do not even like that shot of Sarah because I think she looks better in the millions of candid shots you see, but for the sake of fairness I will compare publicity headshot to publicity headshot.  I am a fair girl… oh yeah, and fucking Demure as well.

Heather in all her preciousness goes on for a good long while mocking the appearance of Sarah before she wipes the foam from the corners of her mouth and moves on.  To her mothering skills…

I know that I have an attachment to children that verges on the irrational, but why don’t the Palins? I’m not the one preaching homespun values but I’d destroy that ratboy before I’d let him get within scenting range of my daughter again, and so would you. Palin’s e-mails about the brother-in-law she tried to get fired as a state trooper are fizzing with rage and revenge. Turn your guns on Levi, ma’am.

Just a note about Miss Mallick as according to her “bio” : Marital status: Yes, very much so, with two stepdaughters. Has she ever actually given birth?  Seriously, there are plenty of women who choose not to breed for whatever reason and I can respect that, especially in her case, but to sit in judgment on someone else’s parenting skills when you have not raised a child is a tad too much for me.  We can all call foul on obvious misdeeds, but how a family deals with their adult age daughter’s pregnancy is a bit of a stretch for anyone to comment on, much less a woman who has mothered no one other than stepdaughters.  I could be wrong.  Maybe she raised his kids for him. In which case that is an even bigger shame on you for not getting the fact it isn’t as simple as slapping a chastity belt on your daughter.

I did promise to watch the entire convention so you wouldn’t have to, but I discovered a neat trick. I switched between the convention and the 2003 folk music mockumentary A Mighty Wind on Bravo.

They were indistinguishable. Click on a nervous wreck with deeply strange hair doing a monologue on society today and where it all went wrong. Are you watching Christian belter Aaron Tippin singing Where the Stars and Stripes and Eagle Fly in the Xcel Centre in St. Paul or the actors from Spinal Tap remixing the 1966 version of Potato’s in the Paddy Wagon?

The conventioneers are nothing like the rich men who run the party, and that’s the mystery of the hick vote. They’d be much better served by the Democrats. I know Thomas Frank answered this in What’s the Matter with Kansas?; I know that red states vote Republican on social issues to give themselves the only self-esteem available to their broken, economically abused existence.

But surely they know Barack Obama is not planning to finish off the ordinary hillbilly when he adjusts tax rates. He’s going to raise taxes on the top 2% of Americans and that doesn’t include anyone at the convention beyond the Bushes and McCains and random party management. So why cheer Palin when she claims otherwise?

Is it racism? I’m told that it is, although I find racism so appalling that I have difficulty identifying it. It is more likely the dearly held Republican notion that any American can become violently rich, as rich as those hedge funders in Greenwich, Conn., who buy $40-million mansions unseen and have their topiary shaped in the form of musical notes.

When Palin and Rudy Giuliani sneered at Obama’s years of “community organizing” — they said it like “rectal fissure” — the audience ewww-ed with them.

Republicans dream of a personal future that involves only household staff, not equals who need to be persuaded to vote.

Think, Heather, think like a Republican! The Skeptics, shall I call them, are my base, and I’ll pander to them as ardently as the Republican patriarchs tease their white female marginals.

That is pretty much it for the article.  Go see for yourself if you think I left anything pertinent out…

O’Reilly says, “Is this the men trying to keep women down?”

I began the words and Megyn completed them before I could by pointing out it was women doing this as well.  This was very blatant with Hillary, who for the record I despise, even I had to admit that.   I wrote that off to just typical leftist bullshit though.  They had a new sparkly object to admire and chase after in Obama and well we are well acquainted with the attention span of the average liberal.  It roughly matches that of a gnat. No one really confronted Hillary on overly personal stuff though.  The media, though emboldened by the warming glow of their shiny object of worship, understand if you push a Clinton too far you will probably end up bunking next to Vince Foster.

The media does not have that issue with regard to Gov. Palin it seems.  It is simply amazing and the media isn’t even trying to cloak the sexism.  O’Reilly says they are just trying to marginalize her to ensure Obama’s win.  Perhaps, but they would never have gone after a man on these issues.   It would have not even occured to Olberdouche or Whoever to ask about how a male would father an infant with Down’s Syndrome.  They wouldn’t have asked how he intended to deal with five children.

The thing is, all women who profess to be feminists and I am talking about the hardcore granola bitches like Naomi Wolfe, Steinhem, Fonda, etc, they are absolutely insane to not vote McCain simply to vote a woman into the job.  But you would have to assume what the feminist icons are after is female equality and that isn’t true.  They are for a liberal world where they are under the delusion that will give them equality as a positive bonus.  Seriously, these bitches should be burning something or peeing on something in unison for all this obvious sexism.  Are they?  Not so much.  They are busy searching out “Men at Work” signs and finding hidden sexism in twinkie ads.

just sayin’....

Not feeling very Demure today.