My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Feb
14
I have been reading about this whole Climate insanity and the reality check we all knew was coming. It started with my reading the blog on the site for the new school my kids will be attending next year. It is one of those LEED schools for indoctrinating our children into the cult of leftist [...]
Jan
31
I do give more than my fair share of Fuck Yous to Nancy Pelosi, but you know… it never gets old. It is like a warm blanket on a cold day. So here we go. Nancy, precious… do you really need to have the military fly you everywhere? Do you really need to drink like [...]
Jan
11
No one is surprised by this, but I always enjoy the left and their willingness to forgive their own people for transgressions. No one loves a sinner more than the left; unless that sinner is a Republican of course. The left loves their philanderers, racists, and felons. Yes they do! I never cease to be [...]
Jan
9
Duh… I hate Newark Airport with a passion I know for few things. It is a shithole. Now we have this… “Asshat ducks security to play tonsil hockey with his Girlfirend”
When a man ducked past security at Newark Liberty International Airport last Sunday to kiss his girlfriend goodbye, the breach in security shut down [...]
Jan
4
I have been spouting off since 9/11 about why the fuck are we creating another piece of shit government agency to deal with Airport Security? Why are we not just writing the Israelis a nice big fat check and a open ended government contract to handle all our airport security? Hubby sent me an article [...]
Oct
15
First: Apologies for lack of ranting and cursing. Hubby had day surgery last friday and folks came in that evening. Dad got sick overnight ended up in the hospital Sunday. He just came home today. In the midst of that I had daughter no. 3 get sick and worked 8 hours a day. I am [...]
Oct
9
They got confused they meant to give him the Nobel PIECE OF FUCKING WORK Prize. It has to be, right? Let’s put this into some context, shall we? While the name might still mean something to the average sheep, let’s take a look a some of the fuckwads who have been honored in recent years…
1994: [...]
Oct
8
Oh where to begin…
First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week. Work has been intense and busy. I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday. That said, my wonderful bosses, bless their benevolent souls, [...]
Oct
2
Seems the Olympic Committee said “Fuck You” to Obama and Chicago. Can you imagine the outrage on Air Force One when Fuknut got the call he didn’t make them swoon and his pixie dust failed? I bet he was downright pissed, which means he probably crossed his legs and sighed, since the man is about [...]
Sep
30
I have not had a chance to talk about the Polanski stuff and Ace has been venting his disgust the last few days with great stuff. Everyone knows the disgusting details but I think a few things still need to be said. First, a big fuck you to Hollywood and all you pieces of shit [...]
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