Archive for the ‘jackassery’ Category

May

29

Free Book for Kindle with a Tagline That Screamed DOWNLOAD ME!

By jen

I am a huge fan of my Kindle App.  So much so I am wanting to buy a Kindle for myself.  I check all the time to see what free books they have offered.  Lately there are a great many debut novels in series fiction which I love.  This week is a sci/fi book called.  [...]

May

20

Heh, Gotta Love The Kitty…

By jen

Sometimes I just love email funnies.   :)
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Awww kitty isn’t it beautiful… keep reading

FOR SALE:
One uselss fucking cat…

May

18

The Hot and The Fuknut Not

By jen

Bibi aka The Israeli Hawtness met with Prince Fuknut and I am amused at the body language in this photo.
The caption on this pic says “President Barack Obama listens as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speaks in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington May 18, 2009.”
I think it should say something [...]

May

18

Can You Imagine Their Offspring? I Can…

By jen

I can…

Daddy’s nose and mommy’s eyes and mouth.  It is uncanny.  Alert the media!

Apr

30

Biden The Man Who Was Supposed to Give Obama Gravitas is Just Giving Him Agita

By jen

You, this man is a fucking moron.  I know this.  What I love is reflecting on how the media, entertainment industry and every left wing douchbag on the planet spewed nothing but “Bush is an Idiot” for 8 fucking years.  Biden has always been the dim bulb on the tree, you know the one that [...]

Apr

26

Under The Heading of: For Fuck’s Sake…

By jen

Calls for fishing to be banned after study reveals fish feel pain.
Animal right folks rejoice with this proof!  Seems if you boil a goldfish in his bowl he feels pain.  You know, I think it is entirely possible that lettuce might have its feelings hurt when i shred it on my tacos. Do not [...]

Apr

26

Vegan Propaganda for Your Kids…

By jen

That is Why We Don’t Eat Animals
I have just one thing to say… Mmmm good

via Twitter: @DavidMartosko

Apr

23

My blog is shitting all over me…

By jen

Make it stop… i think this will fix the twitter probs… maybe…

Apr

23

Ten Things That Should Never Be Uttered by a Heterosexual Man…

By jen

Not if he wants me to respect him…

“I’ll have a vente vanilla soy latte, please.”
Honey, when can we scrapbook again?  ( i do not care how long it has been since your balls were emptied )
Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
I need a day at the spa.  (There is nothing wrong with a [...]

Apr

15

Tax Day E-Cards…

By jen