Dan on Is it Blue Steel or Magnum? You Decide…
Came across this picture at Hot Air and it made me laugh. Obama looks like he is having a Derek Zoolander moment. Corzine just looks like the cocksucker he is.
Archive for the ‘jackassery’ Category
Jan
15
Jan
9
Yeah, Newark Airport Blows…
Duh… I hate Newark Airport with a passion I know for few things. It is a shithole. Now we have this… “Asshat ducks security to play tonsil hockey with his Girlfirend”
When a man ducked past security at Newark Liberty International Airport last Sunday to kiss his girlfriend goodbye, the breach in security shut down [...]
Jan
4
It is Monday and I am Amused.
Let’s start off with the amusing stuff.
Lileks does some of the best tweets…
I have to do a video tomorrow on the fact that it’s cold. Next: a guide for coping with the strange inky blackness that follows “day.”
I was reading Geek Soapbox earlier and this made me giggle: Study Finds If You Have an iPhone [...]
Jan
1
Ten Super Spiffy Things about 2009
And the upside!
1. Daughter No. 3 is on the mend and doing great. Thanks be to God.
2. I love my new job been there almost a year and I do not want to quit!
3. My family is healthy and happy
4. Flight 1549 and a man who cannot walk on water but can land a plane [...]
Dec
27
Estrogen Loaded Musings…
You know, there is this joke that talks about the downside of a woman president would be that she would be totally insane for 7-10 days out of the month because of PMS and her period. It is a good giggle and all sorts of funnies come to mind. That said, I feel I could [...]
Sep
19
TDFU: Bad Ideas
This TDFU is inspired by an article I just read about an escaped killer in Washington state. You have to love the context of how this guy escaped. Ready?
A legally insane killer was on the loose in the state of Washington on Saturday, two days after he escaped during a field trip to a county [...]
Sep
14
TDFU: Angry Black Man People Edition
Kanye… Really? You stupid fucking douche. Does it make you feel like a big fucking man to bulldoze your way through a teenage girl half your size? Are you fucking serious? I am sure you have all heard about his little outburst on the VMAs last night. Let’s ask a few obvious questions, shall we?
1. [...]
Sep
4
TDFU: Souless Bastards et al…
Congratulations to the Associated Press for winning the Unmitigated Fucking Piece of Shit of All Time Award. You fucking bastards. I am sure by now you have all heard they have released an image of a young soldier’s last moments in Afghanistan. Their precious embedded reporters caught the moment on film and the AP decided [...]
Aug
19
Child of the 80’s?
This is the funniest damn thing I have seen in days. From twitter via one of my favorite Author’s and a pretty hilarious broad, Shiloh Walker
God, I miss the 80’s and as an adult and a parent I now find this very disturbing.
Aug
17
TDFU: A Bad Case of the Mondays Edition
Ahhh it was Monday. You know what Mondays are for me? They start with meetings and end with meetings and have short breaks in between to pee and eat lunch. That should set the mood for this post. Fuck meetings.
Clicked on a link in a tweet and ended up here. Benefits of sweaty sex. Ok, [...]
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