I have run across a few of you and added you as friends.  Where the hell are the rest of you?

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For reasons that escape me I have become emotionally invested in Pleb’s neutering saga.  You have to give due respect to a man willing to share his little adventures in vasectomyland.  Well, I am sure it is like little. But you get my point.  I am not sure why I found this so amusing, but I did and well I have sympathy for Pleb and his pain and totally understand Mrs.  Pleb’s demand for sterilization.  It is like a little soap opera but without all the sex in barns and infidelity.

The Links in chronological order:

Vasectomy Chronicles

Unkindest Cut

A brief reprieve

Communication Problems

Say It Ain’t So!

Vasectomy: The Director’s Cut

Chill, man…

Excitable 5 year old Means Trouble!

Well, Pleb… it is over and you are now the proud shooter of blanks!  Welcome to the wonderful world of totally NON REPRODUCTIVE SEX!  It is soooo worth it.  Seriously…

Al Sharption… Shut the fuck up already: I am not familiar with this case at all and from what I can get from the articles I have read the media isn’t too interested in the deaths so much as the fact it was racial and Al is threatening to close down NYC.  It is tragic and I have no idea what happened, but I am still saying to Al,  Shut the fuck up already because I do not believe he solves anyone’s problems.  I think he is feeling a bit of penis envy at the moment.  Someone is  no longer feeling like the most significant black man on the planet.  Not that he ever was other than in his own mind, but I am thinking that might have something to do with it.  Ignore me, I am just a typical white person.  Who is the most significant black man on the planet?  Obama?  Hardly, but he is the most significant black man in his own mind and those of his cult.  I think the honor goes to Tiger Woods personally.

Madanno is looking pretty much like Wendy O Williams here…

Keep Talkin’ Barry O… Idiot.  Via: Hot Air

T-Shirt Hell has some fantastic shirts and some horribly offensive ones, even for me. That said, here are some great ones. I am soooo going to buy the Al Gore one.

Crazy crazy crazy.

I HATE SHAREPOINT!

There… I feel better.

via: Ace

Global Warming Loon of the Day Winner is… Dr. McPherson:

Dr. McPherson has a bachelor’s degree in forest resources from the University of Idaho, a master’s degree in range science from Texas Tech University and a doctorate in range science from Texas Tech.

Not to knock Texas Tech, a fine fine university, but they should have throttled this guy. I have a dear friend who is totally into the whole save Gaia thing and he has trouble with me because I am the ultimate skeptic. I cannot help it. Anytime you have people screaming, screeching and calling wolf every five minutes it tends to dilute the message. Add it to obviously bad science and a Spokesman For Gaia who is a sanctimonious asshat who suffers from delusions of grandeur and I am not buying.

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Ok, I haven’t posted an IM chat in ages and Joe’s gift for stating the obvious and his unparalleled skills of rationalization deserve to be immortalized.  Preface: Sent Joe the delightful cursing screed of Rachel Lucas about her taxes and this is what ensued…

Plebian at that Daily Dollop does a bit of reverse translation for the lefties, to make them better understand why the peons are so pissed.

Imagine that GOP Presidential candidate Eustus P. Hogg III is speaking to the Upper Mudflap Rotary Convention in Mudflap, Pennsylvania, and he says the following:

“Y’all know that in some places, like San Francisco or New York, there are boys who grow up without ever learning what it means to be a real man. So they dress like metrosexuals, they drink lattes instead of coffee, they’re incompetent with basic power tools, and they get degrees in law or philosophy instead of learning a real trade that adds value to the country. It’s high time that they got their painted nails a little bit chipped by helping make this country great, don’t you think?

“I understand that being a real man cuts into the amount of time you can spend sticking stuff in your ass to find the limits of your accommodation. But I don’t think the founding fathers really valued that kind of activity.”

I particularly like how he point out anal accommodation, being it is the cornerstone of the entire left wing philosophy.

He goes on to describe the apology as well:

“I’m sorry that a whole bunch of pantywaist queerbaits got upset about my comments yesterday. I think it’s a good thing that they’re not real men, and I think it’s fine that they like to spend time grooming their eyebrows and debating Proust or whatever. Those are fine American pursuits. The whole thing is a distraction from my ‘Gun in Every House’ campaign that the out-of-touch Limousine Liberals don’t want to talk about.”

Go visit the Daily Dollop, I have been amused for about an hour or so. I highly recommend the Vasectomy Chronicles and his adventure with Dr. Nuttencutt. Pleb, I will remember your balls in my prayers.

Why do celebrities and musicians have to fucking talk? Why is that?

Alicia Keys, who’s music I enjoyed, has not only imbibed the Black Panther Kool-Aid, she has transfused it. Ugh!

NEW YORK (AP) – There’s another side to Alicia Keys: conspiracy theorist. The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: ”’Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. ‘Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.”

Keys, 27, said she’s read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck “to symbolize strength, power and killing ‘em dead,” according to an interview in the magazine’s May issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

Another of her theories: That the bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled “by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing.”

Yes, sweetie. That is exactly right. Fight the power! Oh yeah, while you’re at it, shut the fuck up!  Ugh, it is like a national hysteria these days.  Gold Plated AK47 to symbolize strength, power, and killing ‘em dead?  Another fine role model for black America this gal.

I can only imagine what it is like to sit and have dinner with celebrities like this. Can you imagine the dinner conversations? Closest thing I can think of would be Obama in a room full of San Francisco liberal elitists and trying to share his insights on rural Americans. Can you imagine that conversation?

Proposed State Tax on Beer of $1.80 per six-pack. Where you ask? Well, California of course!

Joe Six-pack will have to pay a lot more to get his buzz on if Assemblyman Jim Beall has his way.

The San Jose Democrat on Thursday proposed raising the beer tax by $1.80 per six-pack, or 30 cents per can or bottle. The current tax is 2 cents per can. That’s an increase of about 1,500 percent.

Beall said the tax would generate $2 billion a year to fund health care services, crime prevention and programs to prevent underage drinking and addiction.

“The people who use alcohol should pay for part of the cost to society, just like we’ve accepted that concept with tobacco,” Beall said.

Just so you know, every time I see the word Assemblyman, I read it as Abysmal Man for some reason. In this case it is apropos, but it is some sort of brain damage on my part any other time.

Mike Fox Sr., chairman of San Jose-based beer distributor M.E. Fox & Co., said Beall’s heart is in the right Advertisement place. “He’s very dedicated in areas of health,” Fox said. “But a tax of that nature is far too grievous. The beer industry produces so much for the economy. He won’t get to first base with that.”

I would say it is safe to assume Abysmal Man Beall hasn’t gotten to first base in a long while! I feel certain if California could figure out a way to tax the level of piss a single human passes in a given day they would. Bruce is currently doing the family thing at the river for the weekend, when he gets back I need two explanations; 1. How does he manage not to strangle someone on a daily basis. 2. What the fuck is he still doing in California when Texas is where he belongs?