My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Oct
7
I love good spam giggles…
Who wouldn’t dream of a longer, thicker an stronger penis? Who woulldn’t want to last longer in bed and ejaculate like a pornstar? Who wouldn’t like to hear his partner scream his name in bed and give her multiple orgasms one after another? If you would like to have all of [...]
Oct
7
I love this… Thanks to Brian!
Why did that pesky piece of poultry cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens [...]
Oct
3
Palin scored points with me last night for touching on something near and dear to my heart… Personal responsibility.
And we need also to not get ourselves in debt. Let’s do what our parents told us before we probably even got that first credit card. Don’t live outside of our means. We need to make sure [...]
Oct
3
She just called Barney Frank a Maestro… what a cunt.
She wants to shine a bright light of accountability on the issue. Just not on her friends.
Oh God…. Harvey Waxman’s the committee chair? Isn’t he the guy with the giant nostrils?
Oh my… I really hate this bitch. Btw she has had her Botox refreshed, her forehead [...]
Oct
2
Of course the media will say he won tomorrow, but who gives a fuck what those bitches say? We saw it and he was practically foaming at the mouth. You know it is bad when he goes into talking about himself in the third person.
Fuck the Special People… Palin knows what I mean.
Sep
27
When I was a kid growing up cereal boxes were cool. Not only did they have spiffy stuff in the bottom of the box and cool games to read on the back, but the bag inside was made of this waxed paper and could easily be opened.
I would like to get my hands on the [...]
Sep
12
He is a idiot, we established this along with being the ugliest man on television both on the inside and outside. I mention this fashion comment because frankly I am sick to death of seeing men in suits that look like some sort of tan/sand/beige/flesh color to them. Who looks good in these? Honestly? Not [...]
Sep
10
South Carolina Democratic chairwoman Carol Fowler sharply attacked Sarah Palin today, saying John McCain had chosen a running mate “whose primary qualification seems to be that she hasn’t had an abortion.” via Politico
You know, this might become a daily feature here on Demure Thoughts…
Obviously Ms Fowler’s primary qualification is that she has a sandy twat [...]
Sep
10
Seriously…
So the world didn’t end… yet. I promise you right now. If this shit start causing the earth to die and shit like the doomsday guys say I am going to be really pissed. I plan on being in my dream house next year. I plan on finally being able to say “I do [...]
Sep
9
For fuck’s sake… Kids are being irresponsible and having sex, let’s teach them how to be parents in High School! Let’s bring in some young moms and dads to talk about their experience. I am guessing the free condoms in high school isn’t doing the trick so let’s spend millions and teach them all about [...]