My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Jan
1
And the upside!
1. Daughter No. 3 is on the mend and doing great. Thanks be to God.
2. I love my new job been there almost a year and I do not want to quit!
3. My family is healthy and happy
4. Flight 1549 and a man who cannot walk on water but can land a plane [...]
Jan
1
Ok so here is a list post of sorts…
Ten Worst Things about 2009 in no particular order and I am certain I have forgotten a great many thing.
1. Prince Fuknut and and his merry band of amoral surrender monkeys.
2. Laurell K. Hamilton’s Divine Misdemeanors: I was really looking forward to this book. I cannot read [...]
Nov
14
Barely…
I am still pondering the whole medical drama but I will say Daughter No. 3 is doing really well and adapting better than the rest of us to the new low fat diet. She takes her meds without much complaint and all we can do it keep her diet in check and live life. I [...]
Oct
19
Daughter no. 3 (9 y/o) is in the hospital. This is the one all you old skool demure thoughts folks might remember four years ago being in the hospital. Pancreatitis again, though no gallbladder, appendix to stir it up, they are testing and looking for other sources of stones, obstructions, etc. Hopefully they can figure [...]
Oct
8
Oh where to begin…
First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week. Work has been intense and busy. I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday. That said, my wonderful bosses, bless their benevolent souls, [...]
Sep
29
You know I had this really long post typed up with a giant fuck you to Dan Rather and his bitch ass law suit. In fact I had several overly pithy comments and suggestions about it. I also had a big fuck you to Patrick Kennedy for being a douche like his father for somehow [...]
Sep
25
I would like to start out with a big Fuck You to September. I hate September! There is only a few major bright spots in the entire month, Pay day at the beginning and Daughter No. 2’s birthday at the end (a few more at the bottom of the post).
What a fucking shit month. Work [...]
Sep
17
Let’s start with the He-Bitch, Fucknut. In a big fuck you to Eastern Europe he says “You know that oogy missile thingie that stupid Redneck promised you? Yeah, I am not feelin’ it. Sorry.”
His vaginaness has decided since his “intelligence” folks say that Iran and NK are really not a thread for lobbing missiles at [...]
Sep
12
Hubby sends me a text from the Doctor’s office:
Don’t freak but… I have swine flu.
Like the way he prepared me for that? Yeah, we are officially an H1n1 household. Yay team! Talked to my boss who says to work from home for a few days with my germs.
Of course I am totally apoplectic and have [...]
Sep
12
Sorry for the neglect and I am sure you are all suffering from profanity withdrawals.
Work started on a Tuesday which I always fucking hate. I would rather a Friday holiday than a Monday because no one really does anything on Friday so it isn’t chaos on Monday. Lost a whole day of work at Corporate [...]
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