My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Aug
15
Let’s talk about fashion today. Let’s talk about how it is NEVER going to be ok to wear certain things to work. I have spent the last year becoming more and more convinced I can not be surprised about what people will put on in the morning and consider it appropriate for work. I am [...]
Jun
24
I haven’t written in a while and I have been bottling it up and saving it for a glorious Fuck You to the world. First off, work has been absolutely insane and while I could probably write a TDFU about that everyday for a year, I will refrain because really, work is always insane no [...]
Jun
12
I haven’t done a list in a while. I do love me a good list A bunch of things that are on my mind: 1. Hass Avocados are one of God’s perfect creations; cut in half and get a spoon. Doesn’t even need salt if it is just ripe enough. 2. World cup soccer makes [...]
May
17
It is never a good idea to avoid telling me something just because you think I am going to fly off the handle. Especially if I am going to get blindsided with what you avoided telling me. This is never good. Now I am twice as pissed as I would have been and feeling extremely [...]
May
17
May
14
Why oh why is it so difficult for women to dress appropriatly? Work is not the place for a sundress and chanclas!!! High heels ladies!!
Mar
26
So, since i am 39 with 2.5 years of experience I have to get the recommended tit smash done yearly in addition to my annual groping/pap/as close as i will get to a lesbian experience. While my “tryst” is not until next month, the mammogram was 6 March 2010. First off, it fucking hurts and [...]
Jan
1
And the upside! 1. Daughter No. 3 is on the mend and doing great. Thanks be to God. 2. I love my new job been there almost a year and I do not want to quit! 3. My family is healthy and happy 4. Flight 1549 and a man who cannot walk on water but [...]
Jan
1
Ok so here is a list post of sorts… Ten Worst Things about 2009 in no particular order and I am certain I have forgotten a great many thing. 1. Prince Fuknut and and his merry band of amoral surrender monkeys. 2. Laurell K. Hamilton’s Divine Misdemeanors: I was really looking forward to this book. [...]
Nov
14
Barely… I am still pondering the whole medical drama but I will say Daughter No. 3 is doing really well and adapting better than the rest of us to the new low fat diet. She takes her meds without much complaint and all we can do it keep her diet in check and live life. [...]