My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
May
12
Here it goes..
The Office: I have tried to watch this. It sucks. NEXT!
Global Climate Change: Look, you can tell me we have polluted the planet and i will agree. you can tell me we have probably done some shitty things to the wilderness and I will agree. But please do stop telling me Carbon Dioxide [...]
Apr
26
Calls for fishing to be banned after study reveals fish feel pain.
Animal right folks rejoice with this proof! Seems if you boil a goldfish in his bowl he feels pain. You know, I think it is entirely possible that lettuce might have its feelings hurt when i shred it on my tacos. Do not [...]
Apr
23
Apr
12
Happy Easter to everyone and by now you should be suitably full of ham or lamb or something equally holiday-ish. We had one of those freakin’ spiral cut things I hate so much. However, I find if you make a syrup of paprika, brown sugar, rum, seasoned salt, and toasted garlic granules then pour it [...]
Mar
28
Totally lifted this from Acadia’s Superficial Gallery…
It is brilliant and totally accurate. Visit the Gallery often. Great stuff. The forums are fun too :)
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Parent Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don’t believe anyone would ever do it!!!!
POSITION:
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Pa, Papa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, [...]
Feb
25
It gets better and better as it goes along. Anyone who has worked in a support capacity in IT can relate to this. funny shit…
Jan
22
In the tub…
I was reading and soaking in my tub, which I love very much, and got a text message from a friend telling me he was heading to the airport to pick up another friend who is flying home tonight after six months in Iraq. This friend of mine had been on my mind [...]
Nov
11
Sing it with me all you Ghetto Sharepoint Tools out there! We have each other!
Fucking greatness…
via: Rocio… my fellow Sharepoint Ghetto Girl
Oct
3
She just called Barney Frank a Maestro… what a cunt.
She wants to shine a bright light of accountability on the issue. Just not on her friends.
Oh God…. Harvey Waxman’s the committee chair? Isn’t he the guy with the giant nostrils?
Oh my… I really hate this bitch. Btw she has had her Botox refreshed, her forehead [...]
Sep
27
When I was a kid growing up cereal boxes were cool. Not only did they have spiffy stuff in the bottom of the box and cool games to read on the back, but the bag inside was made of this waxed paper and could easily be opened.
I would like to get my hands on the [...]
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