My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
Aug
18
I am not really sure why they call themselves Pokemons other than their love of Anime and bad fashion. This makes no sense.
Apparently, hundreds of teenagers gather in public parks in Chile to take part in orgies, called ponceo, where they anonymously get and give oral sex. (They refer to themselves as “Pokemones.”) [Newsweek.com] via: [...]
Aug
7
I remember when Kat was taking these wacky hormone shots to get her eggs popping before her baby odyssey. I remember when she had a cellphone issue before leaving for India and the bizarre insanity she bombarded the ATT folks with. Just total nuts and hilarious. Her TREO was not working. [...]
Aug
7
Well my right one is tormenting me. I have a hemorrhagic cyst, which sounds worse than it is, but it is pissing me off. Apparently it is something normal that is suppose to dissolve, which chose not to and as a result has decided to make my body think it is pregnant. [...]
Jul
27
Every now and again I have to face my demons and shop. I hate shopping. Do not confuse this with buying things, I do enjoy that a great deal, the actual shopping part I fucking hate. In the hierarchy of the Hell of Shopping a la Dante you have the following…
Getting Fuel: [...]
Jul
6
Diversity Curriculum…
Two schoolboys were allegedly disciplined after refusing to kneel down and “pray to Allah” during a religious education lesson.
A spokesman for Cheshire County Council said ‘Educating children in the beliefs of different faiths is part of Cheshire’s diversity curriculum. It was claimed that the boys, from a year seven class of 11 and 12-year-olds, [...]
May
4
For reasons that escape me I have become emotionally invested in Pleb’s neutering saga. You have to give due respect to a man willing to share his little adventures in vasectomyland. Well, I am sure it is like little. But you get my point. I am not sure why I found this so amusing, but [...]
Apr
25
Ok, I simply cannot tolerate Sandra Lee of the Semi-Homemade fad. Her show on FoodTv is SHIT. Shit I tell you.
I am a good cook and I am a foodie. I am a huge fan of using as many canned, prepared, etc foods and making them something amazing. I have a houseful of kids and [...]
Apr
22
Apr
20
Dave’s lens replacement is tomorrow AM. Work is going to hell in a hand basket and nothing I can do about that. I will be around tomorrow afternoon for some light posting between dragging my doped up husband home post-op and trying to work from home.
Here’s hoping it isn’t as bad as fell certain it [...]
Apr
18
Yesterday wifey gave me a call at 5:30 am while I was at work. This is never good because wifey doesn’t get up that early voluntarily. Turns out that our youngest daughter had come to her bed and said she didn’t feel good. Wifey told her to beat feet to the bathroom, but she didn’t [...]