I am not sure why everyone seems to think Price William is the hot one.  Harry is definitely the hot one, he actually looks like a man, not a horse faced woman.

Her vagina is a tomb!  Gee that sounds… uhm… dark and dusty?

Do not click… only woe lies HERE!

When butts go bad…

And the winner for Best Twat in a Major Idiotic Moment goes to… Marion Cotillard.  No doubt this delightful gal is on her way to being a French National Treasure.

via Drudge

1 in 100 Americans in jail…

2.3 million Americans in prison.  Pretty awful when you consider how many fuckers out there walking free should be in there with them.  The article doesn’t mention illegal aliens in their stats,  I wonder if they factored that in at all? There are lots in prison from what I hear from folks working in the system.

NOTE:  Yes i am the queen of typos… there is a Jenfilter 2.0 coming out soon.  Thanks Dan…

“USA TODAY Link”

The analysis of four studies by Murray Straus, suggests that children whose parents spanked, slapped, hit or threw objects at them may have a greater chance of physically or verbally coercing a sexual partner, engaging in risky sexual behavior or engaging in masochistic sex, including sexual arousal by spanking.

Oh my…

While I call bullshit on this I would like to point out that Studies are far and wide a crock of shit.  Anyone can play with numbers and statistics and get a result supporting their theory.  One of the big wigs at work really gets fired up about these so called scientific studies.  His favorite example:  “Statics indicate that wearing a bra may contribute to developing breast cancer.  I would venture to say nearly every single woman with breast cancer has worn one in their life time.”  Of course no one has made the above claim (at least I hope my tax dollars haven’t gone to fund that) because it is absurd. This study has that same sort of self serving  flavor to it.  A group of weenie hippie types who think spanking kids is bad have decided to get some attention but attaching it to the one thing which is guaranteed to perk everyone’s curiosity.

While I am not trying to make light of men or women who are violent and force themselves on people I have to say there is a difference between being coercive and brutal and being aggressive and overt.  Risky sexual behavior is a relative term but having sex without a condom and picking up strangers is a terribly stupid and dangerous thing.  If we are talking about masochism in the BDSM sense, then well no harm no foul, but if you are talking about masochism in the playing with death sense or getting off of mutilating yourself, well that is something else entirely.  Sexual arousal by spanking, well… heh.

We are not going to open a debate on what is and isn’t problem sexual behavior but I will say this much.  In my opinion, everyone regardless of being spanked as a child or not, is sexually coercive on some level.   Plus, what is coercive behavior?  I think many people confuse being sexual overt and aggressive with forceful and/or coercive behavior.   Ask any group of men if they would have a problem with a sexually coercive woman.  Trust me, if there is one that balks, he is gay.     Women are no different about this for the most part.  Women, not the feminista eunuch fangirls, love and often gravitate to aggressive men.   I am not talking about some stalker asshole male or female, those folks have problems that stem from a whole lot more than being spanked as a child.

Engaging in risky sexual behavior…

The third study, of 440 high school students from New Hampshire, examined risky sex, such as premarital sex without a condom.

I am going to state the obvious here, since everyone is thinking it.  Teenagers are stupid and have this odd idea they are invincible and most these days seem totally unacquainted with consequences of their actions.   The fact we have sexualized everything from perfume to cheeseburgers is the problem.  If teenagers are screwing they are making a bad choice from the get go, why would you expect them to choose to use a condom? As for adults and risky sexual behavior, well I could probably find an equal number of idiots in the unspanked masses.  Some folks are just too stupid to live.

Masochism is a whole lifestyle and I bet you can find just as many unspanked folks living this lifestyle as spanked.  Speaking of spanking, show me the harm in consenting adults enjoying a good spanking.   Hell, there have been songs devoted to Smackin’ Ass.

I consider myself fairly open minded about sex and what works for people.  The philosophy is pretty simple for me.  Consenting adults should be left to their own kinks.  Stay away from the children and minors, leave the livestock and house pets alone, and for goodness sake keep the swapping of bodily fluids to salive and those sexually generated ya pervs.

Ok, this is wrong on so many levels and frankly I am not sure where to begin. How about the link to prove I am not making this up. “More Joy: An Advanced Guide to Solo Sex.”

Let’s start with the fact this obviously a sequel of sorts. There wasn’t enough pages in the first book to cover all the many facets of whacking off. He seems to have Solo Sex a technique guide and then of course The Joy of Solo Sex must be the beginners guide. I was reading the reviews on this book and one says:

He quotes at length from readers of his newsletter about their unabashed enthusiasm for self-pleasuring. Not reserved for gay men, unmarried men, and horny teenagers, the truth is out that all men masturbate, a lot more often than was previously thought!

I am sorry, but is there someone on this planet who was under the assumption male masturbation was a rarity? This guy made money writing this book. I am so in the wrong business…

All manner of techniques are discussed, safe, and questionable. He (Dr. Litten) brings up the curiosity that all men seem to have about other men’s genitals and self-pleasuring practices, and how sharing masturbation with a friend does not make one gay.

Ok, wow. I learn something new everyday about men. Is this true? Do you guys sit around and wonder about your co-worker’s goodie bag? I feel quite safe in stating women do not share this curiosity about fellow women. I think I can go out on a limb here and say that women do not sit around all day and ponder the vagina of their friends or coworkers. I think we sort of lack the general “curiosity” about a hoohah if it is not our own. I could be wrong, I am sure you will let me know if I am.

The book is directed toward men, but not just to gay men. Dr. Litten coins the term “solosexual” for those who truly prefer themselves to a partner, saying it is only a matter of degree since most people experience the majority of their orgasms from masturbation anyway.

Solosexual? Excellent. Why bother socializing when you can stay at home with a bottle of lube and some candlelight (think 40 Year Old Virgin)?

I think this Litten guy must be the male response to Nancy Friday and her series of self help books about sex. Basically she collected a bunch of women’s fantasies and put them in book form. Some truly disturbing shit in the one book I browsed through of hers after seeing her on some TV show years ago. I suppose it is only fair the men have their little niche as well. I have always been amused by these books which are porn stories (not erotica, there is nothing literary about this stuff) wrapped in dimestore psycho babble and sold as self improvement.

Anyway, stumbled across this in some silly article somewhere off Digg which I cannot remember, sorry about that. Thought I would share it with you folks, in case any of your need tip and tricks on making Air Babies. I’m just sayin’.

Update: Found the link! Yay! This is amusing stuff. Luke McKinney on Cracked

Particularly insightful comments:

Dr. Litten achieves the impossible halfway through his own book and fucks up masturbation (we’re fairly sure fucks up masturbation is a fetish, but we’re too terrified to Google it) with the chapter “Sharing Solos.”

I am have long ago learned there are many strings of words you should fear googling. This is going on my list, thanks for the tip.

We’re not sure exactly how repressed the author is or how cruelly his burly father crushed his dreams of being a dancer, but once you’ve got two men naked, having handsex together we’ve got a different word for that. The ability to even write the phrase “sharing solos” and not see a problem indicates a level of psychotic self-denial that would make Nixon look like a weeping Oprah guest. The progression from “play with yourself” to “play with yourself and other naked men” puts you close to the most important naked-man-based revelation since

I love a good turn of phrase… but it gets better.

All of which is fine for Dr. Litten himself, but no use to the poor soul who’s on his second “romance DIY” book and is expecting pages with titles like “Mongolian Thumb Twister” and “How to Make It Feel Like Someone Else!” to help pass the long, occasionally damp nights.

Note to self: Add Mongolian Thumb Twister to your “Never Google is list ASAP.”

Go read the article which is entitled “Five Books That Can Actually Make you Stupider”

It is the constant droning bullshit complaint of the liberals. The Europeans have this and that. The French get state mandated vacation time every year. The Euros get better health care and state funded health care. Movie stars, wannabes and idiots alike love the tree hugging, surrender monkey Europeans. I could go on all day about this shit, but how about I just link to two articles instead.

A 34-year-old Italian man who had sex with a 13-year-old girl has had his sentence cut by a two-thirds because a court decided there was “real love” between the pair.

Ahh yes, this is what we need to pattern our laws on, folks. Let’s live in a country who says it is ok for a 34 letch to fuck your 13 year old daughter if he loves her and she loves him back. Wtf? 13 year old girls are idiots.

Love this passage:

The court in Vicenza accepted their opinion and sentenced de Pascale to only one year and four months in jail out of a possible 12-year term.

Because of a general amnesty for anyone who receives a sentence of less than three years, de Pascale is unlikely to serve any prison time for his Lolita-esque romance.

Fucking idiots and their fucking stupid ass laws. Argh…

In other news of Europe we have this Fucktard.

I have believed and noted numerous times to friends and in the previous incarnation of this blog that we will see a Muslim Theocracy in Europe in the next 25 years. I would have bet the Ranch it was going to be France or one of those Fjord Thingie countries, but apparently the Esteemed Archbishop of Canterbury is doing his part to see it come to the UK.

I have no words. I really freakin’ don’t.

My husband said something the other day that was an over exaggeration, but after reading this shit I think he is on to something. He says, “I think 90% of the people on this planet do not deserve to live. They serve no purpose but to bring the rest of us down and suck up all the damn resources.”

While I think 90% is pretty high, I would agree to wiping out a hefty chunk of the globe. Honestly, I think if we marketed this properly we could get the Enviroweenies on board. They all want us to stop breeding anyway. Plus, imagine the reversal of CO2 in the atmosphere if we unassed say, oh… 3 billion idiots?

I will segue into another conversation I had that night with a friend online. He laughed at the comment from my husband and then we somehow got onto immigration and 14 million illegals in this country. I said, you know, what with all the Bureaucratic bullshit we all deal with at work we might be better served deporting 14 million MBA’s ; at least the illegals in my state do a job and serve a purpose. These other guys… Not so much.

JenNote: I am in a really shitty mood. So I am sure tomorrow I will be slightly less Pro-Genocide than today.

Clinton says she can control her husband:

“I think whatever he said which was certainly never intended to cause any kind of offense to anyone,” Clinton said, “if it did give offenses then I take responsibility and I’m sorry about that.”

“Can you control him?” asked McFadden.

“Oh of course,” Clinton replied.

That has to be the biggest fantasy I have ever heard come out of her mouth.  A bigger fantasy than her illustrius healthcare ideas.  Bitch, if you could control him this would be an entirely different election we are about to embark on.

Imagine how different the political climate in this nation would be right now if he had behaved himself in office.  Forget all the policy he fucked us over with, just think how much different the tone would be if he had just kept his cock in his pants.

Was it obama’s wife who said,

One of the most important things that we need to know about the next President of the United States is, is he somebody that shares our values? Is he somebody that respects family? Is [he] a good and decent person? So our view was that, if you can’t run your own house, you certainly can’t run the White House. So, so we’ve adjusted our schedules to make sure that our girls are first’ via HotAir

I am no Obama supporter, but that is political not personal.   If the comments were directed at Hillary, then bravo.  If not, they should have been.

Yay!  Let’s glorify how fantastic it is to be pregnant at 16!  woo woo.  Nickelodeon is off my list of kid channels.  The network that gave us Dora, Diego, Wonderpets, and Backyardigans is on the blocked list.  In what amounts to nothing less than shameful, they have decided to go ahead and air the final season of Jamie Lynn Spears’ Zoey 101. 

What the hell, right?  It was already in the can and ready to go and after last season’s success what is the harm in airing the show?  Well, I for one am disgusted.  I am anything but a prude, but I am sick and fucking tired of everyone making as though teenage pregnancy is no big deal.  I was twenty when I had my first child and it was traumatic and overwhelming.  The idea that this child is pregnant is tragic and yet predictable with the mother of hers and the sister.  Should she have to wear a scarlett A?  No, but she shouldn’t be plastered all over my kid’s favorite television network either.

I read they are going to do a special with Linda Ellerby about teenage pregnancy.  Well that is just peachy, considering there aren’t many teens watching Nick.   It is a bunch of 7-12 year olds.   Gee that idea makes me feel sooo much better.

I think The Superficial has it right:

If Nickelodeon is worried about kids thinking pregnancy is cool, right after Zoey they should air episodes of John & Kate Plus 8. I watched John & Kate once and literally got five vasectomies. I even paid the neighbor kid to come over to my house each morning and punch me in the nuts.

I really wanted him to see this so I am posting it.  I received it from Kat via email.

22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat
THIS IS NOT SO HARD  EVEN A CAVE MAN CAN DO IT….

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV’s.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make “The Passion of the Christ” for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States .

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it’s okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day …......but it’s not okay to say “Merry Christmas.”

Yesterday I ranted on a bit about this gal and her fucked up ways.

She mentioned how most people pick their mate because they like the same things and the fireworks are not a real big factor.  I feel this illustration pretty much sums up the problem I have with that logic.