My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Aug
1
I rediscovered Stumble Upon today and it has sucked hours out of my life. Happy, blissful, hours better spent doing laundry, but who cares! I laughed so hard when I read the following I had to post it. via OpenSalon This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and [...]
Jun
18
A co-worker from the DC office sent me this link and it has made my decade… The Non-Football Fan’s Guide to the World Cup or What to do When You’re Just Here for the Hot Men It sounds like something I would write if i had actual knowledge of Soccer. Eye-candy and some seriously funny [...]
Jun
12
I haven’t done a list in a while. I do love me a good list A bunch of things that are on my mind: 1. Hass Avocados are one of God’s perfect creations; cut in half and get a spoon. Doesn’t even need salt if it is just ripe enough. 2. World cup soccer makes [...]
May
15
Red High Heels!!! I got these a while back not sure if i posted them and I am too lazy to look back in the archives. Honestly… can you ever see enough red high heels? News flash: Obama is still a wanker!
May
14
Why oh why is it so difficult for women to dress appropriatly? Work is not the place for a sundress and chanclas!!! High heels ladies!!
Jan
31
I do give more than my fair share of Fuck Yous to Nancy Pelosi, but you know… it never gets old. It is like a warm blanket on a cold day. So here we go. Nancy, precious… do you really need to have the military fly you everywhere? Do you really need to drink like [...]
Jan
15
Came across this picture at Hot Air and it made me laugh. Obama looks like he is having a Derek Zoolander moment. Corzine just looks like the cocksucker he is.
Jan
4
Let’s start off with the amusing stuff. Lileks does some of the best tweets… I have to do a video tomorrow on the fact that it’s cold. Next: a guide for coping with the strange inky blackness that follows “day.” I was reading Geek Soapbox earlier and this made me giggle: Study Finds If You [...]
Jan
1
And the upside! 1. Daughter No. 3 is on the mend and doing great. Thanks be to God. 2. I love my new job been there almost a year and I do not want to quit! 3. My family is healthy and happy 4. Flight 1549 and a man who cannot walk on water but [...]
Jan
1
Ok so here is a list post of sorts… Ten Worst Things about 2009 in no particular order and I am certain I have forgotten a great many thing. 1. Prince Fuknut and and his merry band of amoral surrender monkeys. 2. Laurell K. Hamilton’s Divine Misdemeanors: I was really looking forward to this book. [...]