My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Jan
31
I do give more than my fair share of Fuck Yous to Nancy Pelosi, but you know… it never gets old. It is like a warm blanket on a cold day. So here we go. Nancy, precious… do you really need to have the military fly you everywhere? Do you really need to drink like [...]
Jan
15
Came across this picture at Hot Air and it made me laugh. Obama looks like he is having a Derek Zoolander moment. Corzine just looks like the cocksucker he is.
Jan
4
Let’s start off with the amusing stuff.
Lileks does some of the best tweets…
I have to do a video tomorrow on the fact that it’s cold. Next: a guide for coping with the strange inky blackness that follows “day.”
I was reading Geek Soapbox earlier and this made me giggle: Study Finds If You Have an iPhone [...]
Jan
1
And the upside!
1. Daughter No. 3 is on the mend and doing great. Thanks be to God.
2. I love my new job been there almost a year and I do not want to quit!
3. My family is healthy and happy
4. Flight 1549 and a man who cannot walk on water but can land a plane [...]
Jan
1
Ok so here is a list post of sorts…
Ten Worst Things about 2009 in no particular order and I am certain I have forgotten a great many thing.
1. Prince Fuknut and and his merry band of amoral surrender monkeys.
2. Laurell K. Hamilton’s Divine Misdemeanors: I was really looking forward to this book. I cannot read [...]
Dec
27
You know, there is this joke that talks about the downside of a woman president would be that she would be totally insane for 7-10 days out of the month because of PMS and her period. It is a good giggle and all sorts of funnies come to mind. That said, I feel I could [...]
Nov
25
Today I used one of my floating holidays and guilted a friend/coworker to come and help me get organized. Let me preface this by saying that this young lady is basically the glue that keeps my projects on schedule. We are to the point of completing each others sentences and she knows my expressions to [...]
Nov
14
Oct
15
First: Apologies for lack of ranting and cursing. Hubby had day surgery last friday and folks came in that evening. Dad got sick overnight ended up in the hospital Sunday. He just came home today. In the midst of that I had daughter no. 3 get sick and worked 8 hours a day. I am [...]
Sep
15
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