Does 8 incches Enough 4 U… Tales From The Spam Queue

By jen

I love good spam giggles…
Who wouldn’t dream of a longer, thicker an stronger penis? Who woulldn’t want to last longer in bed and ejaculate like a pornstar? Who wouldn’t like to hear his partner scream his name in bed and give her multiple orgasms one after another? If you would like to have all of [...]

A Funny In My Email From Kat: Start Each Day With a Positive Outlook!

By jen

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barack Obama?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better?
GOOD – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy [...]

Ten Things This Election Season Needs If I Am To Move Past “Doom and Gloom”

By jen

Ninjas.
A Candidate on either side who isn’t interested in fucking me over.
Less whining.
More Hillary Clinton because I am losing respect for this bitch’s ability to take out the opposition.   Come on Hill… fucking take him out!  He wronged you!  Surely you have something that can bury him.  I know you do!  You have shit turds [...]

Military Appreciation Day: From Daughter No. 1 at A&M

By jen

Was getting my oil changed at Wal Mart when I received this picture from Daughter No. 1(which from here on out be referred to as Aggie Daughter) via her cell phone from the A&M vs Army game this afternoon.

According to Aggie Daughter… choppy and in TXTese
The pregame stuff was pretty cool… They had the paratroopers [...]

Who Says Four IT Geeks Do Not Know How To Have Fun?

By jen

It is like the begining of a joke…
What happens when you get four IT geeks together at a high end seafood restaurant?
A Cajun/Mex halfbreed, a German, a Mexican, and a Dominican walk into a fancy seafood joint…
Last night the hubby and I went out to dinner with some friends.  Like most IT people most all [...]

Big Bang Best Not Fuck Shit Up…

By jen

Seriously…
So the world didn’t end… yet.  I promise you right now.  If this shit start causing the earth to die and shit like the doomsday guys say I am going to be really pissed.  I plan on being in my dream house next year.  I plan on finally being able to say “I do [...]

I am So Easily Amused it is Sad on Many Levels…

By jen

Don’t Click It is a pretty freakin’ cool interface…

Brian sent me that funny litle vid.  The only think that would make that better is if it were a gal from Texas back behind him and she pulled a gun and shot at him.  Now that would have been funny.
Heh… Some great images.
Amused…

I Know The Feeling…

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This Is Why I Do Not Bake…

By jen

I have mentioned it a million times.  I am no baker.  I can cook like a champ, but baking and me are not meant to be.  My mom gave me a gigantic sysco cake mix that is a just add water thing.  Now I didn’t want to make 8 round cakes so I decided to [...]

Fun Links:

By jen

Dog vs Cat Diary made me giggle and I am not an animal person.
Pearls before Swine is a regular visit of mine and this one made me laugh aloud:

Hah!  This is excellent shit right here… “If they IM’d: Obama’s VP Prospects”
This is the God’s Honest Truth…
Heh…
OOooo Library Smut!
I never get tired of these… Thank God [...]