My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
Aug
12
I am the last entry on the first page when one googles “Demure”. This is simply not acceptable… I was at one point the first entry… then the second because of some damn thrash metal band called “Demure Whatever…”
I am #1 as I rightfully should be for “Hip Thingie”
Of course I am the world’s foremost [...]
Aug
12
I for one would like to thank him for a great summer vacation! The man is a machine, 31 entries chronicling the cross country family affair. I honestly have not laughed, smirked, and giggled as much over anything this summer as I have over these entries.
I started linking up the chronicles back in early July.
Here, [...]
Aug
11
Anime Eyes
What would Mexican/Cajun = Lebonese Anime look like? Oddly, my 8 year old already has huge eyes like this.
Still, I want some in purple.
Aug
10
I have screwed around with this about as much as I can for the weekend. Everything is working and I emailed the guy who wrote the layout and stuff to see what magical voodoo i have to do to get my old favicon back and ask if he has any idea why my search [...]
Jul
31
Jul
19
I am a big fan of mp3fiesta. They have gobs of music cheap. Twenty cent songs 2 dollar cds. Pretty good deal. Just have to load it with like 20 bucks and start downloading. Click here if you haven’t visited.
Plus if you decide to buy it gives me free downloads if you follow that link.
Today’s [...]
Jul
19
Plebian,
Be gentle with my city… If you need back up, give me a call. I have a way with people… seriously.
Jen
Breakfast With The Stars…
Jul
18
I was going to try and work this into a real blog post, but I am so freakin’ without inspiration of late that I figured I would just make a list. These are are gems and I simply have to post and share… I owe it to the world.
In random order because I love them [...]
Jul
16
I had never seen this but oh how I laughed…
Thanks to: Cowtipper for all the Hawtness
Jul
16
Dear God I was laughing hard…
“I’m going to slip into something more comfortable,” she said as she began rearranging her clothing. I swear I saw skin.
“I’m going to pull off to the side of the road for about ten minutes,” I said.
“No, you’re not.” Wifey was now largely disrobed on her torso, which in [...]