Ok, I haven’t posted an IM chat in ages and Joe’s gift for stating the obvious and his unparalleled skills of rationalization deserve to be immortalized.  Preface: Sent Joe the delightful cursing screed of Rachel Lucas about her taxes and this is what ensued…

Plebian at that Daily Dollop does a bit of reverse translation for the lefties, to make them better understand why the peons are so pissed.

Imagine that GOP Presidential candidate Eustus P. Hogg III is speaking to the Upper Mudflap Rotary Convention in Mudflap, Pennsylvania, and he says the following:

“Y’all know that in some places, like San Francisco or New York, there are boys who grow up without ever learning what it means to be a real man. So they dress like metrosexuals, they drink lattes instead of coffee, they’re incompetent with basic power tools, and they get degrees in law or philosophy instead of learning a real trade that adds value to the country. It’s high time that they got their painted nails a little bit chipped by helping make this country great, don’t you think?

“I understand that being a real man cuts into the amount of time you can spend sticking stuff in your ass to find the limits of your accommodation. But I don’t think the founding fathers really valued that kind of activity.”

I particularly like how he point out anal accommodation, being it is the cornerstone of the entire left wing philosophy.

He goes on to describe the apology as well:

“I’m sorry that a whole bunch of pantywaist queerbaits got upset about my comments yesterday. I think it’s a good thing that they’re not real men, and I think it’s fine that they like to spend time grooming their eyebrows and debating Proust or whatever. Those are fine American pursuits. The whole thing is a distraction from my ‘Gun in Every House’ campaign that the out-of-touch Limousine Liberals don’t want to talk about.”

Go visit the Daily Dollop, I have been amused for about an hour or so. I highly recommend the Vasectomy Chronicles and his adventure with Dr. Nuttencutt. Pleb, I will remember your balls in my prayers.

I just found this one… bitch still has it.  Shit, she looks better than she use to.  Don’t you just hate that?

2004 release Treat Me Like  A Woman

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Dave Grohl is one of my guilty pleasures.  I would rather have him telling me to call him whenever I wanna grind, than Prince.

My Favorite…

Go ahead… say it.  I dare you!

Their back…

Yes, a reunion tour and a new album are on the way.  Oh my…

Want details or just want to feed your masochistic tendencies?  Click Here…

Oh yeah and their appearance on Today Show

They actually all look pretty good.  I took my cousin to see them when she was 10 and she was bananas over it.  It was a sold out show at the Astrodome and if I had been able to hear over the screaming 11 year olds I might have enjoyed it more.  They are all dads and shit now so all their fans are in their 20s and wantin’ some of that Jordan Knight Falsetto action.

I am still waiting for the Aldo Nova come back tour.

“Memo and his Chones.”

“Chachi isn’t gonna want anymore of this…”

Fox got their Jesus on last night.  Well done.

No one sings this song better than Darlene Zschech.