My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
Mar
21
The twenty-five most emasculated, disempowered, henpecked husbands on the planet:
Ever since our prehistoric ancestors first crawled out of the ocean, took a deep breath of air, and uttered that familiar phrase “Sure, we can go to the Container Store on Saturday,” certain men have buckled under female domination.
Well, I for one cannot have a relationship [...]
Mar
21
Wisdom: Never grocery shop hungry. I came home with all sorts of stuff I didn’t actually plan to buy. You know they get you in the deli and cheese area. Bitches.
Cheese: There is no greater gift in the world of cheese that Triple Cream St. Andres. I bought a bit of pate as well. Why? [...]
Mar
20
Mar
20
I mock The Galliano, but I love his work. He is deliciously over the top and at times insane, but if you really look at the detail in what he does it is stunning.
We will start with the Christian Dior Haute Couture:
Finally! I have been looking for my popcorn bowl for weeks. That Galliano, he [...]
Mar
19
Mar
19
It is sort of like in Meet the Fockers when Ben Stiller’s parent’s show off his little shrine of achievements and there is a ribbon awarded for “participation.”
Present 2008 Laureate: Social Responsibility with Particular Emphasis on the Environment
Talk about the king of the consolation prize…
via: Ace’s Headlines
Mar
19
via: Hot Air Headlines
I guess us gals can learn a few things about the not so mysterious Pee Pee. The bullet points are as follows:
No. 1: Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own:
It’s true that you have less command over your penis than body parts like your arms and legs. That’s [...]
Mar
15
I am warning you, it isn’t for the faint of heart… click at your own risk.
Mar
15
I am a bit fan of Stumbleupon.com and it is a good source for blog filler. This little dancing thingie is really clever and made me laugh. Choose song “A” and then type away on your keyboard. Yes it is stupid, but then we are all mostly retarded anyway. I am easily amused, sue me.
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15
While I am female perfection, even I will admit there are a handful of days a month you really should tread lightly. The best of women have some mood issues. The following ten simple tips could save you much pain, many unnecessary fights, and perhaps even your life.
Understand you are wrong. It [...]