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Aug
1
***The Daily Fuck You was a success but I am a busy lazy bitch. So in the spirit of everyone gets a trophy just for showing up and the new American Quest for Mediocrity; I am lowering my success threshold and promising you all “The Monthly Fuck You”. As you all know I am [...]
May
26
Ten years ago today I had my Gillybean. She is without a doubt the most hilarious child I have ever been around. She has a sense of humor that is both very dry and extremely literal. She is the only one of my kids who doesn’t have a perpetual case of the “I wants”. When [...]
Mar
26
So, since i am 39 with 2.5 years of experience I have to get the recommended tit smash done yearly in addition to my annual groping/pap/as close as i will get to a lesbian experience. While my “tryst” is not until next month, the mammogram was 6 March 2010. First off, it fucking hurts and [...]
Mar
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Feb
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Passion Fruit Game has a game coming out called Tiger Eye: Curse of the Riddle Box I am intrigued. Will it find a market? Romance/Adventure/puzzles. Good luck! The game is based on a book by Marjorie M. Lui who is a favorite of mine.
Dec
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Nov
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I will settle for a MS Project Professional person… I need a person dammit… NOW!
Sep
28
Thank so much for the flattering mention into today’s strip, Chris! He is The Shit, you know… Thanks again :) The Demure One
May
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May
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Yeah, that is about right. A picture is worth a bazillion words… Thanks to Alice_H who directed me to the caption contest at Discarded Lies. Lots of fun…