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Jan
9
I just watched the A-Team trailer: Approximately 55 seconds into this is proof of the mad hip thingie Mr. Cooper possesses. In fact the split second glimpse is probably enough to make me go see the movie because where there is a split second there must be more!!! He dethrones previous best hip thingie King [...]
Aug
25
Ok, since I cannot stomach the headlines today, I shall vent a bit of rage at the movies. Let’s start with Star Wars Ep 1-3 because this fucking shit is on my tv right now. I cannot even deal with Episode 1 so let’s skip to Attack of the Clones. Fuck you George Lucas. Fuck [...]
Aug
10
Warning: I am hormone addled so this will be more chaotic and belligerent than usual. The first fuck you goes to airlines who fuck their passengers. Seriously, 50 people stuck in a flying gas can on a runway for 8 hours! Are you fucking kidding me? After hour two of screaming babies and stinking toilets [...]
Jul
26
Not Sixteen Candles or any of that lot, which i love passionately, but the other stuff too! Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is on tv right now. Hahaha great stuff. I feel old. :) Remember when Burt Reynolds was handsome?
Mar
5
Oh yeah… a little Wolverine Mmmm Christian Bale Goodness.. GI Joe! Oh Hell Yes! Watchman Mmmm Vinnnnnn More Vinnnnn
Nov
15
Now it is Filmous.com Moves available in three sizes/qualities iPod/Divx/Dvd $1/$1.50/$2.00 respectively. This is great if you want to download movies to watch on the computer or especially portable iPod type thingies. There are lots of titles and they are adding more everyday. If they are running it anything like mp3fiesta.com I would think it [...]
Nov
10
Ok, I have been asked by several folks about the HBO series True Blood based on the Stackhouse books by Charlene Harris. I have watched a only single episode because I do not have HBO. It was good and to me better than the book. That is no indictment of the book. It is a [...]
Nov
2
Ooooooh You all know I am a sucker for a vampire movie or book of any kind. I loved Underworld. Underworld: Evolution was good but not great, still I enjoyed it. Now we have the prequel: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. No Kate Beckensale, but it is her hubby’s project like the first two. This [...]
Oct
6
I am a big fan of Burton’s movies. The Big Fish is one of my favorite films and when I read he was making Alice in Wonderland it just made sense. His directing is a perfect fit for this fairy tale and since I read Johnny Depp is on board to play Mad Hatter I [...]
Aug
10