Seriously… I am amused.

Uwe Boll makes a video addressing the Stop Uwe Boll Petition.

via: Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Ok, the Clooney bit is spot on and as far as Michael Bay… well I would rather watch Transformers on mute than with sound. It sucked but has some pretty nifty effects. Also, according to IMDB his next few movies as Producer are a cop out.

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) (pre-production) (producer)


2. The Birds (2009) (pre-production) (producer)


3. Friday the 13th (2009) (pre-production) (producer)


4. The Unborn (2009) (filming) (producer)


5. The Horsemen (2008) (post-production) (producer)

Transformers II on tap for next year, oh goodie. Take it to the bank, Michael. I still haven’t forgiven you for Bad Boys II which had one good scene in it that made me laugh… Meet the Date.

This is why…

Karl Urban… yum.

Iron Man Trailer
It is great to see Robert Downey Jr. sober, and hot again.  Plus, I love him in pretty much everything he does.  Yay!  Win win.  Could lose Gwyneth, but then there is always some dumb bitch in these movies.  Could be worse, could be Kirsten Dunst or Cameron Diaz.

Thanks to Unabrewer again…

Supposedly this is showing before Cloverfield.

Trailer: YouTube

I am a worthless bitch when it comes to writing in this log on a regular basis.

Well..it has happened yet again. A shitty movie. HOWEVER..this one is worse than Asoka ,the Indian movie from hell. This one came highly recommended by someone i respect and like quite a lot. However…she is obviously suffering from some form of German brain fever if she liked this movie.

The movie in question is…”The Princess and the Warrior.” However, for my purposes here I will call it “Steaming Pile of Shit.” First, this is done by the same filmaker who did, Run Lola Run..which i did enjoy. This has the same actress in the lead, Franka something, she is a good actress. And the guy, dunno his name but he was very hot..he was good as well. Oddly, it was not the acting that made this movie aweful, it was the story or lack of a focused theme, plot, and freaking POINT!

Simone “Sissi” the heroine, or whatever she is, is a nurse working in the looney bin. It is a typical cinematic looney bin, naked fat lady with too much body hair, homicidal maniac who hears voices, a smarmy bipolar freak with his fly always down with an obsessive lust for her and various other garden variety wackjobs. There is also the other nurses and staff as well as the stereotypically inept “psychotherapist” who talks in monotones and seems unmoved by the antics of his patients.

There is the get aquainted with the main character montage of sorts. Sissi with one patient holding ice to her neck so he can feel the goosebumps on her arm..he is blind and a bit slow in the head i think. Nonetheless she does this and he feels her prickly arm..then she puts it on his neck…scene is shot in a sort of weird sequence of super closeups of her neck, hands, and arms with that weird “psychosexual” undertone that most foreign films try to evoke….some not too well.

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i did it yet again..i rented an Indian film. I am drawn to them like some sort of moth to the flame. This one was particularly bizarre. It is called Asoka and from what i gathered it is based on actual people and events though great creative license was taken in its construction. Which is all fine with me because i do not know this emporer or his history so i do not sit there and say…INACCURATE!

It starts out in your typical cheese quality film and less than great set design etc. But i can overlook that..I mean, I have liked some films in my time that started out really cheesy, so I continued.

In short..the show is about a boy, a stepson to an emporer and he has many brothers…stepbrothers. Your typical battle for “heir to the throne” gets underway. This guy, Asoka is brave and handsome and sort of sexy in a bizarre way. That is off point…he becomes a great general..leading the armies against enemies etc…gains the favor of the people etc cuz he has the power…this is all going ok. UNTIL..

He typically is forced out in an act of sacrifice he goes off to make his mother happy…giving up his claim to he throne etc. That is not the worst part…it happens sometime later as he is now a traveler and goes from town to town trying to be witty and charming etc..never fitting in, because…you know..he is a PRINCE! One day he is doing something walking about and he sees this girl doing some freakin half ass “kata” martial arts deal..but she sux cuz well she is obviously not michelle yeoh. Then BOOM…it is a MUSICAL NUMBER!

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