My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
May
16
I love NCIS as you all know and Mark Harmon has been a favorite of mine for years. I remember watching him in Summer School and loving the stupid ass movie. He is hot as hell. To illustrate the cosmic injustice that is Men getting hotter as they age i submit the following evidence.
Yeah, he [...]
May
12
Here it goes..
The Office: I have tried to watch this. It sucks. NEXT!
Global Climate Change: Look, you can tell me we have polluted the planet and i will agree. you can tell me we have probably done some shitty things to the wilderness and I will agree. But please do stop telling me Carbon Dioxide [...]
Apr
12
Happy Easter to everyone and by now you should be suitably full of ham or lamb or something equally holiday-ish. We had one of those freakin’ spiral cut things I hate so much. However, I find if you make a syrup of paprika, brown sugar, rum, seasoned salt, and toasted garlic granules then pour it [...]
Apr
5
So today I have to pack. I hate packing and it is going to be cold. I am blogging from my iTouch and trying to see if the works. Have a great day andhopefully I leave u with a favorite photo of mine…
Apr
2
Are you fucking kidding me? I am leaving for Dulles area, Herndon, VA. I look at the weather thinking it will be cool. I shall pack accordingly. I go to accuweather.com and what am I greeted with?
Monday Night: Low 36 Real Feel 32! Oh but wait… it gets better!
Tuesday High: 47 Real Feel 39 Low: [...]
Apr
2
I stopped liveblogging the show this season because I am unmotivated in general but mosty because I do not have time. That said, I have managed to watch the results show courtesy of DVR, in less than 10 minutes. It is awesome. This week I did stop and watch David Cook sing because he is [...]
Mar
28
Rent a Hummer H1 and empty the gas tank by driving around in town for an hour and making certain to rev your engine at all stop lights. Bonus Points for running over a Prius.
Buy as many cans of aquanet hairspray as you can find and spend the hour emptying them into the atmosphere.
Gather the [...]
Mar
28
Got my brows done today! Yay! I feel less yetti-ish and back to fabulous.
Went to HEB with everyone else in the free world. Spent nearly three hundred dollars. Why oh why and moreover HOW do my small children eat SO MUCH FOOD?
Rocio is having a spa party tonight and there will be massages given! I [...]
Mar
24
This time, courtesy of Nordstrom.
OH. MY. GOD. I need these. I NEEEEED Them.
I love these for reasons that escape me. They are sort of 40’s retro with like a funky thing going on.
You know, Stewart Weitzman makes the most amazing red shoes.
Of all my shoes… all are black save like four pair. I love black [...]
Mar
24
I had another in a series of absurd, amusing, and just plain odd conversations with my friend Ryan. I have blogged about Ryan a few times over the years. Here is one from 2004 that sort of pertains to this conversation: Ode to Ryan. Yes, 5 years later we are still talking about this stuff.
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