My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
May
18
The boobs are good, nothing that isn’t suppose to be there, just the little titanium clip they left in last year when I had all the biopsy drama. Go me! Hooray for boobs! Speaking of boobs, is it just me or does Obama make everyone throw up a little in their mouth when he talks? [...]
May
9
Gone are the days of waiting bored and watching paint dry in waiting rooms at doctor’s offices. The only thing you have to do now is stake your claim early to the plug!! I am sitting at MD Anderson Cancer Prevention Center today for my annual mammogram and exam. Yeah, I drive 200 miles to [...]
Jun
11
I was suppose to take today off. The fact I am up getting dressed at six am is indicative of that not working the fuck out!
May
24
Several briefings this week for myself and for my leadership which means Sarah and I are prepping and doing… you guessed it… PowerPoint slides. I have to chase down medical records and MRI results this week for Daughter No. 3 who has an appointment Friday in Houston with a new GI specialist who will hopefully [...]
May
19
May
17
It is never a good idea to avoid telling me something just because you think I am going to fly off the handle. Especially if I am going to get blindsided with what you avoided telling me. This is never good. Now I am twice as pissed as I would have been and feeling extremely [...]
May
15
Finally I found a DSW with the Guess Peep Toe Sling I have been looking for! Yay me! Eyebrows? Check! New Shoes? Check! It is a good day. Dinner? Not so much… I would rather spend the day ready my latest smutty book on my Kindle. One final thought… Obama is a wanker!
May
14
Since it is obvious I am unable to regularly blog anything of any significance, a friend suggested I at least post 1 sentence/thought a day so I am still sharing. So I will endeavor to do this and see how it goes. This will put the previous post with the picture of my fabulous Carlos [...]
Apr
21
Ten Reasons I Haven’t Blogged Lately 1. The Boob Saga exhausted me. 2. I have been working alot 3. I have been obsessively reading. Kushiel’s Dart, Kushiel’s Chosen, Kushiel’s Avatar. OMG i love them. 4. I am so fucking disgusted with the world that I literally cannot write about it right now without being engulfed [...]
Mar
26
So, since i am 39 with 2.5 years of experience I have to get the recommended tit smash done yearly in addition to my annual groping/pap/as close as i will get to a lesbian experience. While my “tryst” is not until next month, the mammogram was 6 March 2010. First off, it fucking hurts and [...]
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