My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
Aug
17
It has come to pass… One down, three to go! No seriously, Daughter No. 1 is settled in at A&M and says she is loving her room and the roommate seems cool.
“She isn’t a valley girl or an emo, so it is all good.” She says.
My reply, “Yeah, gum smacking and cutting are always bad [...]
Aug
7
Well my right one is tormenting me. I have a hemorrhagic cyst, which sounds worse than it is, but it is pissing me off. Apparently it is something normal that is suppose to dissolve, which chose not to and as a result has decided to make my body think it is pregnant. [...]
Jul
27
Every now and again I have to face my demons and shop. I hate shopping. Do not confuse this with buying things, I do enjoy that a great deal, the actual shopping part I fucking hate. In the hierarchy of the Hell of Shopping a la Dante you have the following…
Getting Fuel: [...]
Jul
24
I have credits to spend! Yay! You are spiffy whoever you are!
I am now downloading more! I want it all!
Jul
20
Words to Live by…
Never trust birth control.
Never leave a roux cooking to answer the phone.
Always get your child support court ordered and garnished from his wages. Trust, me on this one.
Never stir Mexican Rice once it is covered… STOP TOUCHING IT.
Swallow on the upstroke.
If your complexion will let you wear red lipstick, by God wear [...]
Jul
19
Plebian,
Be gentle with my city… If you need back up, give me a call. I have a way with people… seriously.
Jen
Breakfast With The Stars…
Jul
17
Yes, it is that time again, boys and girls. It is that time of the year when Jen says… I need a change and something delightfully unnatural in the way of haircolor.
Lemme tell you how hard it is to get webcam lighting to show red, hense the shots off the phone under the light in [...]
Jul
1
via Kim du Toit:
How would your mother describe you in one word?
Cynical or Drama.
What is your favorite flower?
Toss up between Calla Lily and Peony
What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked?
Is Gigi supposed to be writing on the ceiling? (Delivered by Daughter #2 as her baby sister was on the top bunk [...]
May
11
May
8
I have run across a few of you and added you as friends. Where the hell are the rest of you?
Click my Badge Thingie and send a friend request so I can add you!