My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Mar
22
Well a quick word to all you great folks who are worried about me for disappearing on you. The emails saying, Yo, bitch! Where the hell are you? have been greatly appreciated. 1. I have been working too much 2. I had an abnormal mammogram on my first try out of the mammogram gates so [...]
Feb
18
So, I have been back at the hotel a little while. I am a sneezing machine and was tired of sneezing on all the bright and motivated conservatives in attendance. I ordered Pizza Hut because I cannot pay 16 bucks for a burger and am ready for my Olympics fix. Today was good and above [...]
Feb
18
I knew there was a reason my over 30 ass bought an xpac ticket! Not just wi/fi but wall outlets! Yay! For the record I am not even close to the oldest person in the room! I think judge napolitano is speaking or something in a minute, but I am going listen to mitt at [...]
Feb
18
First it is cold here. What is this fluffy white stuff accumulating here on the ground. Let’s see if this iPhone app works. I have a runny nose and need coffee in the worst way. First impressions: Lots of young people Lots of women in “gasp” kitten heels. Lots of dark blue suits and red [...]
Jan
26
I am working way too fucking much right now so this blog and all five of my loyal readers are getting hosed. I apologize and can only blame the government and of course Obama. Good news though… I am going to blog this weekend, God Willing and at the very least I am going to be [...]
Jan
9
Yeah.. I have a sickness. I need a therapist or a shoe sugar daddy. :) Mami looooves
Jan
2
I am happy to say Wildfish Seafood Grill is still one of my two favorite restaurants on the planet. Today I can say that their dessert officially trumps my previous favorite dessert EVAH at Filomena’s in Georgetown, VA. I will always love Filomena for a million reasons but their dessert has been dethroned. But I [...]
Jan
2
I received a great coffee mug from my favorite co-worker aka Jen’s Keeper, Sarah. It says, “My Idea of a Happy Birthday is shopping for New Shoes while WEARING New Shoes” it is fabulous. In that spirit I did visit DSW this morning and woot! I was feeling my inner dominatrix this morning I guess. [...]
Jan
1
Ok so here is a list post of sorts… Ten Worst Things about 2009 in no particular order and I am certain I have forgotten a great many thing. 1. Prince Fuknut and and his merry band of amoral surrender monkeys. 2. Laurell K. Hamilton’s Divine Misdemeanors: I was really looking forward to this book. [...]
Dec
30
Ok, I am late with this. Sue me! Christmas was good this year, just ask the kids! I didn’t even make it out to a mall until the 23rd. I hate malls. My folks came in the 23rd and of course we had to go to the mall to get something for Daughter No. 1. [...]