My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Feb
14
I have been reading about this whole Climate insanity and the reality check we all knew was coming. It started with my reading the blog on the site for the new school my kids will be attending next year. It is one of those LEED schools for indoctrinating our children into the cult of leftist [...]
Feb
7
Yesterday was the birthday of one of the greatest presidents we have ever had. Regardless of your politics to deny Ronald Reagan his achievements and what he represented to this world is simply living your life with your head firmly buried in your ass. As I watch the inaugural speech Dave in Texas was kind [...]
Jan
9
Duh… I hate Newark Airport with a passion I know for few things. It is a shithole. Now we have this… “Asshat ducks security to play tonsil hockey with his Girlfirend”
When a man ducked past security at Newark Liberty International Airport last Sunday to kiss his girlfriend goodbye, the breach in security shut down [...]
Jan
1
Ok so here is a list post of sorts…
Ten Worst Things about 2009 in no particular order and I am certain I have forgotten a great many thing.
1. Prince Fuknut and and his merry band of amoral surrender monkeys.
2. Laurell K. Hamilton’s Divine Misdemeanors: I was really looking forward to this book. I cannot read [...]
Oct
9
They got confused they meant to give him the Nobel PIECE OF FUCKING WORK Prize. It has to be, right? Let’s put this into some context, shall we? While the name might still mean something to the average sheep, let’s take a look a some of the fuckwads who have been honored in recent years…
1994: [...]
Oct
8
Oh where to begin…
First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week. Work has been intense and busy. I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday. That said, my wonderful bosses, bless their benevolent souls, [...]
Oct
2
Seems the Olympic Committee said “Fuck You” to Obama and Chicago. Can you imagine the outrage on Air Force One when Fuknut got the call he didn’t make them swoon and his pixie dust failed? I bet he was downright pissed, which means he probably crossed his legs and sighed, since the man is about [...]
Sep
25
I would like to start out with a big Fuck You to September. I hate September! There is only a few major bright spots in the entire month, Pay day at the beginning and Daughter No. 2’s birthday at the end (a few more at the bottom of the post).
What a fucking shit month. Work [...]
Sep
20
Redc1c4 inspired me in comments. I haven’t done a fashion post in a very long time and while I often mock silly fashion I am usually utterly thrilled with the chaos of it. It isn’t so much that everything she wears is ugly, because it isn’t. The problem? It is almost always inappropriate. The [...]
Sep
19
This TDFU is inspired by an article I just read about an escaped killer in Washington state. You have to love the context of how this guy escaped. Ready?
A legally insane killer was on the loose in the state of Washington on Saturday, two days after he escaped during a field trip to a county [...]
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