On to the show…

Crazed Sex Poodle, are you fucking kidding me? Imagine my surprise that the world’s most arrogant self centered ass is a fucking predatory male!  Imagine my surprise that the man who was vice president to the slimiest bastard to ever hold office tries to get a “happy ending massage” from a legitimate massage therapist.  Fucking please… Really? I will admit the whole crazed sex poodle thing conjures images of Extreme Poodle on TLC and made me giggle.   Am I shocked this comes days after the announcement of the break up of the couple that inspired Love Story?  Oh for fuck’s sake.  No one with that much pent up hostility and unrequited ambition could be anything other than a fucking Crazed Sex Poodle.  You know the worst part of this whole thing?  Not that he obviously likes to treat massage therapists as hookers, but that I have to fucking see his swollen fucking head on the news again.  I bet Bill Clinton is laughing his ass off as he hears about this while sandwiched between two middled aged bleach blonde hair dressers who call him “Big Daddy.”   Fuck you, Al and you can stick that in your “Lock Box” and save it for a rainy day.

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Sir Paul McCartney is a douche.  Yeah, that is not news, but I really gotta acknowledge this particular achievement in douchebaggery by the most overrated musician of all time and enviroweenie:  Talking about the oil spill insanity…

The Beatles legend said: “Sadly we need disasters like this to show people. Some people don’t believe in climate warming – like those who don’t believe there was a Holocaust.

“I don’t accept the criticism of Barack over the oil spill.”  ”I think he’s been great. It’s tough if we Brits whinge that he’s whingeing at us. Tough, then don’t spill oil.”

This man is a goddamn genius.  An intellect of such astounding depth that I am feeling pretty bad about myself for thinking that not only is Barak Obama the biggest bumbling fucking idiot on the planet but that Sir Paul is a pathetic vegan loving piece of shit.  What is wrong with me?  Oh yeah, I have a fucking brain in my head and said head is not lodged in my ass.  Fuck you, Paul.  Go count your money or just go shut up and color.  Just stop fucking talking.

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OMG!  You mean Obama might fucking be corrupt?  Say it isn’t fucking so!!! Yeah, Blagodouche’s trial is getting ugly.  I hope their is a sex tape and a cocaine tape and a donkey in Tijuana tape and everything else.  Congratulations again to the citizens of the USA who voted Prince Fuknut into office.  I am so fucking impressed with both the Hope and the Change going on.  If your hope was to have the biggest moron possible in charge of the world, you are a fucking winner.  If you the change you were after is what is left after you pay taxes then you are on a fucking streak.  Head to Vegas, mother fuckers.  Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you again voting public for giving us four years of global humiliation and oh yeah… the worst possible economic future for our children.  Go Team!!!

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Whooping Cough Epidemic in California should scare the shit out of everyone.  The article basically blames parents for not vaccinating their kids.  Valid point. I was talking about this just the other day.  This particular disease is not to be played with. A parent who chooses not to vaccinate their kiddos for pertussis is just asking to plan a funeral because the shit is virulent and horrible.  Yeah it is California, home of the all natural green loving tree hugging organic food gives me an orgasm crowd, but they need to get over themselves. If they do not want to vaccinate their healthy little offspring then they need to keep them out of public schools.

That said, there is absolutely NO mention of the off the chart number of illegal immigrants who are in California with their many children who have probably never scene a vaccine. Could it be that allowing a huge number of people to swarm into a country without any regulation and become a part of the community without having to do pesky things like get vaccinated you might have an issue with this sort of stuff?  Correct me if i am on the wrong path here, but it just seems like it might possibly have something to do with this as much as parents too stupid to have their kids vaccinated.  Fucking stupid shit.

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Finally a few observations that need mentioning:

1. Nancy Pelosi is still a useless dried up old cunt

2. Obama is a wanker

3. There isn’t a fucking thing to watch on TV and i am pissed off

4. I really need to buy a new pair of shoes. – The Demure One

A bunch of things that are on my mind:

1.  Hass Avocados are one of God’s perfect creations; cut in half and get a spoon.  Doesn’t even need salt if it is just ripe enough.

2. World cup soccer makes me happy.  I am not a huge soccer fan per se, but I am a serious fan of soccer thighs.  I am certain that the current match usa vs england has the highest “hip thingie” saturation of any sporting event in history.  Dear god there are some bangin’ hot men on the field and more than one shaved head.

3. Obama is a fucking wanker. Read a headline at Hotair says something about not being able to suck up the BP oil spill with a straw.  I would argue he probably has mad straw skills from his cocaine days.  just sayin’

4. I am having a tomato phase.  I bought a pack of yellow cherry tomatoes.  Mmmm like candy.

5.  The expendables looks like fun. I know it will probably suck, but really it looks like a perfect way to spend 2 hours of my day.

One of the trailers has Arnold and Bruce in it and with the cast added in the only thing missing is Jesse Ventura.

6.  My kids are out of town and I have no idea what to do with myself.

7. The fact I have over 300 books on my kindle means I need some sort of 12 step program I think.

8. I am not a fan of the new Roku netflix interface.  I like the idea but I am just not liking the reality of it.

9. No, I do not think your EVO is The Shit. I own an iPhone.  Puhleaze.

10. The world is full of fucking idiots.

They hate me!

Funny I don’t get that mumbling shit. We all know why. If you want to say something put on your big girl panties and say it.

PowerPoint is the symbol for this country’s pathological need to boil things down to a third grade level and catering to the ADHD mentality. Life, the universe, and reality is not meant to be rendered into bullet points! The devil is in the details…

This is never good. Now I am twice as pissed as I would have been and feeling extremely disrespected. Only woe lies there…

I had the honor of meeting Lt Col West at CPAC thanks to Kat McKinley aka Sparkle when we were standing in line to go eat lunch at the hotel. Keith Olberdouchenozzle hates this guy and thinks he is the devil which just made him one of my ten favorite people evah.  Olberdouche kills me the way he gets so… so… trembly and earnest as he has his daily nervous breakdown aka disassociation episode of the day aka whatever the fuck they call that segment of his show where he dry humps his desk in a moment of overwhelming self righteousness.

If this guy isn’t elected then there is something wrong with the world, but then again there is soooo much wrong with the world.

His answer to “How do we identify the enemy?” asked by a former marine and Redstate blogger at some symposium.  After the rest of the panel sort of flounders Col West pipes in with the “goods” and I would love to get this guy with THIS answer in front of every person who likes to use the phrase, “True Islam is a religion of peace.”  I will not go off on that tirade, I have done it before…maybe next week… for now, Col West says it better than I every could and without any “f” bombs or other colorful language.

If I could stomach posting a video of Prince Fuknut “rallying the crowd” in his so called charismatic mastery of oration i would just to show how much of a joke he is compared to the following:

“Wake up to reality, the earth is fading fast. We only have one life to live, we’ve got to make it last. Wake up to reality, this life is not a game. So take a stand and do something. It’s time to make a change.”

Yeah I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw it.  Anyway, I posted a comment in the blog, which is awaiting approval, asking what the districts curriculum will cover now that so many questions have been raised about the validity of all this “global climate change” stuff.  I was even nice enough to say I agree we should teach children not to waste and to be “good stewards” of society and the environment (yeah I know, but I want her to have no reason not to approve the comment) but I had issues with teaching children from a curriculum based on untruths and irresponsible science. We will see how it goes!

So, as I said, I have been reading all the articles this morning.  I keep reading things like, “Yes, we know there are flaws, but it was taken into account in the final findings” or “Even though the data was inaccurate we feel the results are still valid”. Wow.  I totally want some of those drugs!

I want to live my life with that fucking philosophy.  Imagine getting your electric bill and saying, “Yes, I understand we used this many bazillion watts of electricity, but I feel the bill should only reflect half as much because we really do not feel we use that much electricity.”  or better yet.  “Bank of America, I need my account adjusted this month.  I didn’t intend to buy that many pairs of shoes, I was just a little off that day so I think it is only fair to put that money back in the account.  After all, it is really not that important.”  Maybe the IRS!  “Apparently I underpaid this year because I forgot about the 20% raise I received and failed to reduce my exemptions.  At the end of the day after I figure in that my life has not become 20% better, I think it is unimportant that I actually made that extra money.  I am just paying the normal amount.  Okay?”

The world is going crazy, folks.  We have these nutballs admitting data is wrong but somehow through magical weather math the data doesn’t actually effect the fact we are all fucking going to die if we do not turn over our lives to the UN Climate Swine and the Sierra Club.  We have Obama who thinks he can just spend spend spend and push his shit we cannot pay for while upping the debt limits and he thinks it is not big deal!  These folks are like a bunch of petulant pre-teens who have no concept of consequences.  Why would they?  They never fucking suffer them when they have taxpayers like us to pay the piper.  I would like to take the UN and the current administration and put them both in the corner.

People always talk about the Hope and Change of Fuknut.  All I hear is doom, gloom, pessimism, and scolding.  You should listen to this speech if you are my age you will remember it as a child, if you are older you will remember it as literally what Hope and Change is suppose to be, if you are young and have never heard Reagan speak, then please listen to this and maybe you will understand what all of us “old folks” are so damn pissed off about.

The Left would have you believe we are all the harbingers of doom, negativity, and the unenlightened world view.  The reality?  We are all that is left of the optimism of America.  Reagan was many things, but foremost me, he was an optimist.  He believed unwaveringly in the intrinsic good of Americans and held dear faith that freedom would always win over tyranny.  The act of optimism in the face of the world he inherited is a staggering achievement.  To believe so wholeheartedly that this nation is great enough to overcome one of the worst economic times in modern history is the epitome of Hope and Change.

We live once again in a political climate where elected leaders believe they can tax us into prosperity.  I had one of those light bulb moments earlier when I was thinking about what to write here.  You know, one of those, “Well duh, jennifer” moments.  You know why they think they can tax us into prosperity?  Why they think that bloating the government is going to give us prosperity?  Well, I will tell you if you are slow on the uptake like me today. It isn’t that they are being stupid.  It isn’t that they think all this taxation and government spending is going to push us back to a robust and growing economy.  Helloooo, that isn’t what they want.  Their prosperity doesn’t include any of those things.  It  is as many more eloquent people have been saying for decades, prosperity to the Liberal mind is about dependence not independence.  It is about regulation not free markets and economies.  It is about fitting in not rising above.  Success is not judged by doing extraordinary things; success to the Liberal is celebrating mediocrity.  It is about everyone getting a trophy just for showing up, not for winning, not for excellence.  It is about providing excuses for failure instead of incentives for success.  It is about being beta not alpha. It is about nothing ever being special.

I miss special things.  I miss the celebration of special people.  Barak Obama is not fucking special!  Let me say it again in case someone out there didn’t hear me scream it.  HE. IS. NOT. FUCKING. SPECIAL!  He is average in the worst possible way.  He is not a beacon of hope unless the hope you have in your heart is to live in a world which celebrates mediocrity and being like everyone else.  Gee, I know I raise my children everyday with they hope that they will be just like all their friends.

The left revels in the creativity of Hollywood and the Arts, but when you think about it, I mean really think about it, there is an abysmal lack of creativity coming out of the so called Artistic Communities.  Movies for example, today’s blockbusters are loaded with the political apologist point of views veiled in spiffy artistic effects and bright shiny things to distract us from  the glaring message, “Americans are evil tyrants who live only to subjugate that which is different and they do not understand.”  Well, fuck you.  Seriously, go fuck yourself and the self righteous horse you rode in on.

I am sick and fucking tired of your message of doom and gloom.  The sky is falling and if we do not open our minds and our pocket books in support of the Cult of Mediocrity then we will all perish.  Again, fuck you.

This country, not the politicians, not the media, the actual country defined as the people who live in it, who pay the bills, who get up everyday and go to work, raise children, pray for strength and patience… well this country is starting to wake up.  It is rumbling and grumbling.  It is getting pissed off and the shit is going to hit the proverbial fan.  We are not the problem, we are the solution.  We are the greatness that is America, not a bunch of sheep following the shepherd of the Beta is Best Ideology.

Happy Birthday Ronnie, you were The Shit and you are greatly missed.

When a man ducked past security at Newark Liberty International Airport last Sunday to kiss his girlfriend goodbye, the breach in security shut down one of the country’s busiest airports, delayed flights through Monday and prompted an intensive manhunt from New Jersey detectives that ended on Friday evening on a street in Piscataway, N.J.

He is lucky I wasn’t at Newark that day I would have beat him to death for keeping me in that god forsaken shithole for one moment longer than necessary.

Another failure in the Airport security saga we live in.  Surprise!  Duh.  I was going through Newark once with a friend on the way to a vendor convention.  We were carrying on two bags full of metal (gold chain etc)  We were told we needed our bags searched and sent to a table to wait.  Watched they two bitches sit and shoot the shit instead of working and our flight was being called to board.  I said, “Ma’am that is our flight they are calling.  Can you check our bags so we can make the flight?”  She looks at me like I am insane and says, “Go ahead, you are fine.”  My hand to God!  Trust me, 9/11 didn’t surprise me, hell nothing that happens at Newark or any other Airport surprises me.

On Saturday, some of Mr. Jiang’s roommates described him as a “romantic” now trying to secure a lawyer after the dizzying turn of events.

I think he should be described as terminally stupid and immediately have a vasectomy and an anal probing with a hedgehog.  Did I mention I hate being delayed at Newark?

The senator said the trouble the security breach caused far outweighed the punishment: 1,600 people stuck in the airport for six hours; flights delayed and an “incalculable” loss of money. And then for five days after the incident, New Jersey law enforcement officials searched exhaustively for the man caught on a grainy surveillance video, one which Sen. Lautenberg had released on Thursday.

I say hang him at High Noon in the middle of the main terminal!  Fucking six hours!  ugh.

“He loves her very much,” Mr. Huang said on Saturday, outside the two-story house Mr. Jiang shares with five roommates. Mr. Huang added that his friend “just wanted to say goodbye to his girlfriend, so it was a very emotional moment. I don’t think he realized what he’s doing.”

Fucking pussy.  Now he can carry on his love affair from a jail cell with his new ‘boyfriend” Bubba.

How did he do it?

The video showed that Mr. Jiang was able to step past security last Sunday when a guard, identified by a law enforcement official as Ruben Hernandez, left his post. The guard has been on administrative leave since Tuesday, and he faces disciplinary action, according to the Transportation Security Administration.

Without Mr. Hernandez watching, Mr. Jiang was able to slip into an area of people who had already cleared security and embraced a woman in a puffy coat and kissed her. When security officials were alerted that someone had breached a secure area, they took steps to lock down the terminal.

Oh I sure Mr. Hernandez is not popular right now.  Hell if he isn’t careful Janet Nappypants might just come down and scare him with her hairdo and fashion sense.  I have to fly to DC in a few weeks and this is just another reason I a never flying through Newark again.

Back to Mr. Huang.. the poor misunderstood casanova.

“I think this man is very romantic,” Mr. Riu said.

Mr. Jiang, who comes from the Jiangxi province of China, said Mr. Huang, is a postdoctoral fellow at the Center for Advanced Biotechnology and Medicine, according to the Rutgers University Web site. He intended to find a job in Los Angeles after graduation so he could be with his girlfriend, Mr. Huang said.

He isn’t just a romantic folks… this is the act of a postdoctoral advance biomed tech and medicine guy aka geek.  It is probably the only piece of ass he will ever have a chance at and he was overcome with the lure of the panties.  Ugh.  I will say what I say on many occasions to men who are stupid about women… “no piece of ass is worth that…”

“I just hope this doesn’t affect his future career path.”

They hope it doesn’t affect his future career? With this on his resume I am sure he can qualify to lead a TSA team or at the very least run for President of the United State.  I fucking hate people.

Ten Worst Things about 2009 in no particular order and I am certain I have forgotten a great many thing. 

1.  Prince Fuknut and and his merry band of amoral surrender monkeys.

2. Laurell K. Hamilton’s  Divine Misdemeanors:  I was really looking forward to this book.  I cannot read the Anita Blake books anymore but I have always loved the Merry Gentry series.  I think that has come to an end.  She should have just added another 4 chapters to Swallowing Darkness and called the series complete.  I blame the publishers for asking for more books and the author for not just taking the series in another direction.

3. Daughter No. 3 getting sick.

4. The fact all a terrorist has to do to avoid being killed is to get caught commiting an act of terrorism on US soil; then he gets all the rights and liberties of a citizen of the very country he wants to see burn.  Barry-O is a fucking piece work. 

5.  Tiger Woods fiasco.  I do not give a flying fuck if he is banging his dog, his nanny, and the Gardener… all at the same time.  Why is this news?  Why does anyone care?  Does anyone care?  Guy at work said, “His wife is stupid if she stays with him!”  I said, “She can take half and leave or keep it all and stay.”  He says, “What?!”  I said, “I might divorce him if I were his wife, but I would probably just say, ‘Here is how it is gonna play out, Precious.  You will move into the East Wing of the estate.  You can see your kids whenever you want.  You will hand over possession of all the bank cards and you will not make a single fucking comment about a single fucking thing I buy… EVER.  And, btw… “the candy store” is close for you.  If that is not acceptable I will take my half of all your shit and you can pay me 100k a month in child support and pay the mortgage etc.  It is up to you, loverboy.”  It is that simple.  win/win for the wife.   But Jennifer, she was publicly humiliated!  Yeah? Best cure for that?  Christian Louboutin, 2010 Maserati Gran Turismo, and never having to worry about a single fucking financial issue again in your life!  Cry a little, sweetheart, then just realize you are never going to have to worry about providing for your children… EVER.  Small price.

6. Universal Healthcare actually getting voted on.  What the fuck is wrong with this country?  NO ONE WANTS THIS!  If people do not get off their asses this year and vote every single one of these cocksucking piece of shit politicians out of office I am going to fucking lose my mind. 

7.  Swine Fucking Flu!  I think they should name it the Chicken Little Flu because they have cried the Sky is falling in an effort to distract us from everything else going to hell and when the sky does fall, no one is going to pay attention.

8. Hollywood in general: Avatar, Kanye, and the hoards of libtards screeching about whatever the fuck it is they think they know but really have no clue about.

9. Janet The Sequel: No my first name aint, Baby. Its Janet… Ms. Napolitano if your nasty... Redefining Success, One Terrorist Attack at a Time! 

10.  Keith Olbermann sets record for holding down a job while deep in the throes of Tertiary syphilis

1994: YasserArafuck, Claim to Fame?  father of modern terrorism, plague on goats and young boys over the course of his syphilitic life.

2001: United Nations, Kofi Anan aka Coughing Anus.  Claim to Fame?  Oil for food and countless other shameful uses of the worlds funds for self promotion and personal financial gain.

2002: Former President Jimmy Carter.  Claim to Fame?  Biggest fucking idiot on the planet, America’s Principle Apologist, General Assfuck.

2005: IAEA, Mohamed ElBaradei.  Claim to Fame?  Lying about Iran’s nuclear capabilities.  Overall UN type Douche Bag.

2007: Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, Al Gore  Claim to Fame?  Beta male of a generation most note for screaming “The Sky is Falling” anytime he gets near a microphone.  Put that in your Lock Box and keep, Al.

Now we have Fuknut being given the award for bringing peace to the world?

The deadline for nominations for the prize was Feb. 1—two weeks after Mr. Obama was inaugurated.

Well that is rather inconvenient, eh?  Maybe his community organizing was far more interesting than we all realized.

So soon? Too early. He has no contribution so far,” former Polish President Lech Walesa, who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1983, said Friday. “He is still at an early stage.”

Lech, honey, what the hell do you know about peace?  Oy, this is the “new” peace.  You know the one where you just promise a bunch of shit you know that will never happen and fart pixie dust at the ignorant masses that public entitlements have fostered and voila! you are president and Nobel prize winner!  Get with the new century, Lech.  Duh…

“The committee wants to not only endorse but contribute to enhancing that kind of international policy and attitude which [Obama] stands for,” said Mr. Jagland, a former Norwegian prime minister, said at a news conference.

“Very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future,” the Nobel committee said in its citation.

Oh well now it makes perfect sense!  He isn’t winning an award for anything he has actually done but more an award for what he might do.  It is  hidden potential thing.  Way to go Fuknut!  This is win number two on what you “represents” being the determining factor for winning and the complete ignoring of what your actual substance as a man or god forbid, your actions prove you to be. Congratulations on another victory and serving as proof positive that mediocrity and integrity are no longer hurdles to jump in the pursuit of success and world recognition.

Obama told reporters in the White House Rose Garden that he wasn’t sure he had done enough to earn the award, or deserved to be in the company of the “transformative figures” who had won it before him.

But, he said, “I will accept this award as a call to action, a call for all nations to confront the challenges of the 21st century.” Link

Oh yes, transformative indeed.  See list above.  You are now officially the darling of Europe and King of All Beta Males.  Damn fine job.  Now scurry along before you are late for your leg waxing appointment.  You know how cranky Michelle gets when you are hairier than her.

“Let me be clear, I do not view it as a recognition of my own accomplishments, but rather as an affirmation of American leadership on behalf of aspirations held by people in all nations.”

Yes, dumbass, the rest of the world is fucking overjoyed with not only the fact you are destroying America’s power in every way, but they are damn near orgasmic at the sheer fucking speed in which you are doing it.  Congratulations, again.  Stupid cunt.

Speaking of stupid cunts:

Former President Jimmy Carter says the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to President Barack Obama is a “bold statement of international support for his vision and commitment.”

The fact you are still breathing offends me, Jimmy.  I admit it.  The fact that you still speak just pisses me off.  Bold statement of international support, yeah that is gonna put folks back to work and stabilize the dollar.  Take your fucking dementia and go play in the street.  You are a blight on the world but at least you can say you are no longer the worst president in American History.

First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week.  Work has been intense and busy.  I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday.  That said, my wonderful bosses, bless their benevolent souls, have given me Friday and Monday off.  Yay!  Hubby is having some out patient surgery tomorrow so I cannot sleep in, but at least I do not have to burn PTO, right?  Nonetheless this is what has been holding up the “fuck yous”  and I am assured things will calm down soon.  They have to, right?

On to the rage…

“Climate talks failure would end in embarrassment for Obama”

U.S. President Barack Obama faces “more than an embarrassment” should his nation fail to lead international negotiations to complete a new climate-protection treaty by December, a senior European climate negotiator said.

Yes, I am quite certain Europe would like nothing better than to have Fuknut lead us into the valley of the eternal damned that is this bullshit.  I mean think about it… we are talking about Europe and the UN here, folks.  Anything less than full bent over subjugation to the socialist strap-on is going to be an embarrassment to these guys.   I would venture to say the UN and Europe are just pissing their collective knickers in delight that the US finally has a President they can relate to… a bitch ass man.  One more member of the “we are smarter than you” club that has no fucking clue about anything much less climate for fuck’s sake.

Obama’s scope is limited because the U.S. Congress may not approve a domestic law to control emissions before the December deadline for signing an international climate accord in Copenhagen

Newflash, Fuknut’s “scope” is not the only thing limited.  Off the top of my head I can add; understanding of economics, testosterone levels, and grasp on reality as things he is severely limited on.  I know I want congress rushing to slam my country with a bunch of regulations destined to seal the coffin on our economy just so the Douch Bag in Chief can sign a fucking treaty not worth the piece of paper it is scrawled on.

“We can just help, but helping them also means directly telling them that the world has an expectation.”

Fuck the world and fuck their expectations, how is that for a fucking message to send?  Shut the fuck up and clean your own backyard up… stay the hell out of mine!  The above nugget of whatever-the-fuck-that-is comes from some Karl Frankendickhead, director-general for environment at the European Union’s executive body.  Wtf kind of title is that?  Could it be more of a wimpy fucking title?  Sounds like something Fuknut would come up with.  If this is the type of titles floating around the EU then it is no wonder Fuknut wants a Czar of Public Toilet Paper Consumption and every other damn thing his pea brain can come up with to give his cronies a gig in the White House.  I want to be Czarina of Shut Your Fucking Piehole, Bitches.

The UN is pushing for a deal that would limit the rise in world temperatures since industrialization began to 2 degrees Celsius (3.6 degrees Fahrenheit). That level of warming would lead to “more intense” rainfall, droughts, floods and heat waves, a World Bank study released last week said.

Really? When did the UN become the pantheon of weather gods?  Meteorologists cannot tell me if it is going to rain this weekend with any accuracy at all and you are tell me the UN along with the World Bank can limit the rise in world temperatures?  I am sure it will be just as successful as their oil for food program and their fucking absurd peacekeeping efforts.  I fucking hate the UN.  I get that Fuknut and his merry band of mouth breathers are trying their level best to do the right thing.  Unfortunately the right thing to these guys is turning all first world nations into third world nations so that we all have clean fucking air?  Maybe I should be the Czarina of Gross Generalizations, but still if the shoe fits.

This is the only song and dance/dog and pony show the Left knows how to do.  If it isn’t healthcare it is bullshit peace talks and appeasement.  If it isn’t taking care of the “poor” it is saving Gaia from horrible humans.  It all ends the same way… America becomes a socialist shithole like most of Europe and eventually just devolves from there.  It is all about everyone having the same everything.  Problem number one?  The only way that happens is if we are all fucking third world nations sucking the tit of a government corrupt to its core.  Problem number two?  That is not a problem as far as the Left is concerned.  The Left is the living embodiment of the phrase, “cutting your nose off to spite your face.”  I think we need to sterilize them all while there is still a chance to save the world.  This sort of shit breeds true, cannot take the risk.

“Pot legalization gains momentum in California”

SAN FRANCISCO — Marijuana advocates are gathering signatures to get at least three pot-legalization measures on the ballot in 2010 in California, setting up what could be a groundbreaking clash with the federal government over U.S. drug policy.

At least one poll shows voters would support lifting the pot prohibition, which would make the state of 40 million the first in the nation to legalize marijuana.

I am not going to address the whole good vs bad thing here.   I just frankly do not give a fuck one way or another. I have enough trouble remembering shit; I am not gonna get high.  I find it humorous that it comes from San Francisco though. I think this is part of a bigger conspiracy.  Nancy has to run for reelection and if all her constituents are toasted she will win in a landslide as long as she has a wiener-mobile at the polling place to sate the overwhelming munchies of voters.  Also, if anything were to drive me to get high… it would be living in California and getting the tax ass reaming they get.  I am sure the whole fucking state could use a good buzz.

The headlines are too numerous to do adequate justice individually so I have stopped even looking.  I read about the troop morale in Afghanistan and watch a video about how that is all “Bush’s” fault.  Holy fucking shit, dickhead.  His Royal Fabulousness has been in office nearly a year and has practically abandoned the troops entirely.  He has more important things to do like worry about fucking carbon emissions and the Olympics, and how he is going to rationalize a Czar of Michelle’s Kitten Heels.  War shmar… that stuff is above his pay grade.  I hate weak as people, I especially hate weak as men and I am to the point of actually getting nauseated when I see or hear this fucking idiot’s voice.  Every time I see a bumper sticker with Obama/Biden on it I desperately wish I had mind powers to just “poof” them out of existence or maybe to France where they can feel appreciated.

I watch folks go through their day without a care in the world about the state of things, about the danger a man like Obama represents to our very way of life.  They are oblivious to the reality of his congress and that Nancy Pelosi could screw things up so badly that our kids might still be paying the price when they are our age.  I am not talking about Democrats or Republicans here, I am talking about people in general.  The folks who say things like, “I do not follow politics, it is all bullshit anyway.”  These are the people who go through life as they always have assuming everything will be ok.  Why?  Because it always has been in the past.  Because they grew up in a world where Reagan saved us all from the fucking disaster that was Jimmy Carter.  Because they cannot conceive of anything actually impacting their own lives.  They grew up in a world where there was always someone who saved the day.

Wake up, folks… there is no guarantee we will get another Reagan, hell it is the exact opposite.  The power of the media and their total devotion to the Left has made it damn near impossible for anyone who disagrees with Fuknut and his policies to even get heard.   This is the new world of 24/7 news cycles, leftist blogs, and internet news.  The media will never vet the Left like they will seek to destroy anything at all inspiring on the Right.  The playing field is not even close to even.  I am not certain it is possible to produce another man like Reagan.  Even without the media deep throating of Liberal Idealism I do not feel confident he/she exists.  I am not saying there are no good people out there with great ideas and brilliant minds and a true gift for communicating to the masses, I am saying there is no incentive for them to seek our highest office.  Who would do that to their family?  The kind of man/woman you would want in office would never knowingly put their loved ones in the path of a Media Monster.   I hate to break it to all of you out there who just “weather the storm” but we might not get through this storm in one piece.

I am  not asking anyone to become an activist, I am just saying you might want to wake the fuck up and start looking at the world around you.  Stop accepting things as “just the way things go” and realize that the only way this shit stops is for decent people to stop ignoring reality.  Stop believing you have a fairy godmother who is going to magically make it alright for you.

If I see another fucking John McCain put forth as the GOP candidate I am going to fucking lose it.   Do not put me a position again to have to back the less pathetic of two candidates.  I fucking hate John McCain.  He is a arrogant self serving prick, he just happened to have a sliver of character which is 1000% more than Fuknut has.

We have been distracted as a nation by fucking bullshit Health Care Reform and swine flu and fucking carbon emissions!  None of that shit matters and the Left knows it.  They fucking bank on you either getting all in a lather about it because you neighbor is and you like to fit in or that you just do not give a fuck!

Global Warming is going to kill us!  Swine Flu is going to kill us!

No, bitches… indifference and ignorance is going to kill us.  Stop fearing Global Warming and start fearing the Fruits of Apathy.

I bet Michelle was stomping all up and down the aisle of the plane, her Klingon battle talons probably ripping through the fine Italian leather of her latest pair of “kitten heels” as she roared in gutteral battle fury.  I bet she was fucking pissed.  I mean she promised to put on a good party and the Olympic Committee basically said, “We do not want to go to your party, bitch.  You would probably hire ACORN to cater the event.”

David Axelrod is on the ball though with a spiffy nifty bit:

“I don’t view this as a repudiation of the president or the first lady,” said David Axelrod, Mr Obama’s senior advisor and a fellow Chicagoan. “It didn’t work out but it was worth the effort.”

Honey, you wouldn’t view anything a repudiation of the two First Bitches.  You would manage to find positive spin in any situation.  Seriously, as a friend once said to me during the election cycle, “Obama could walk out onto a stage with a 15 year old boy hanging off his dick and they would proclaim him a champion of underprivileged children.”  This is not far off base.  Think about how Hollywood has come out to defend Polanski.

Prince Fuknut has only one priority, self promotion. This is part of his plea:

Barack and Michelle Obama couched their pitches in biographical terms. By personalising Chicago’s appeal, Mr Obama put his own reputation on the line.

“Nearly one year ago, on a clear November night, people from every corner of the world gathered in the city of Chicago?.?.?.?to watch the results of the US presidential election,” Mr Obama told the Olympic committee. “Their interest wasn’t about me as an individual?.?.?.?Rather, it was rooted in the belief that America’s experiment in democracy still speaks to a set of universal aspirations and ideals?.?.?.?And so I urge you to choose Chicago!”

Pardon me while at laugh hysterically at his attempt at being humble.  You do not need to hear his voice saying the words to know they are spoken without a drop of sincerity.  I am sure he was looking for a place to catch his reflection while he spoke so he could make sure his facial expressions were sincere and emoting the proper whatever the fuck it is he oozes on unsuspecting mouth-breathers that makes them think his shit doesn’t stink.   Never doubt for a minute it is all about HIM.

For the record, Fuknut,  it is not universal ideals and aspirations that got your dumb ass elected, it was mob mentality with a healthy dose of white liberal guilt and the overwhelming stupidity of most Americans who voted that day.  There were no ideals involved, sir.  You are the personification of the total lack of “ideals” in American Culture.  What type of country do we live in where this moron gets elected to office?  This man feels it is more important to jet over to Copenhagen than to meet with generals trying to win a war.  This man thinks nothing about the cost of his little excursion to pander for what would end up as a financial nightmare for Chicago not to mention it is just another example of how much of a fucking weak ass bitch he is.

Who gives a flying fuck where the Olympics are held next decade? Trust me, not the people in this country trying to figure out if the money in their bank accounts is going to be worth anything by the time you are finished killing our economy.    The troops in the sand waiting to get some fucking back up sure as shit do not care about whether or not you get a chance to line the pockets of your fucking political cocksucking brethren in Chicago by bringing the Olympics to town.   I would say you are a pathetic excuse for a president, but you are not even an excuse for one, you are a joke and it is becoming more and more apparent every day, too bad we cannot fire your ass or get a do-over.  Bad for America, lucky for you.  Something tells me if we had the election to do over again today you might find yourself back in Chicago begging Acorn for a job organizing the next inner city street fair.  It is disgusting but more than that…it is depressing.

Now on to Arnold and his fucking bullshit commentary about Polanski.  You know, Arnie… you’re a fucking douche.

He told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer in an interview; “It doesn’t matter if you are a big-time movie actor or a big-time movie director or producer. I think that he is a very respected person, and I am a big admirer of his work.

“But nevertheless, I think he should be treated like everyone else. And one should look into all of the allegations, not only his allegations but the allegations about his case. Was there something done wrong? You know, was injustice done in the case?”

Really?  Was something done wrong?  Was injustice done in the case?  Are you fucking kidding me?  He admitted to raping, violating, and sodomizing a 13 year old girl after getting her drunk and drugging her!  What the fuck is wrong with you?  Big fucking deal you think he should be treated like everyone else.  You are a fucking joke.  First of all, if he had been treated like everyone else from the onset he would have never had the opportunity to flee.  However the fucking tone of the statements is what pisses me off.  Arnold is a bitch.  He is a Hollywood cocksucking bitch.

You explain to me how one respects anything about a child rapist.   There are evils that no amount of work can atone for.   Even is there was a way to atone for this sort of crime, which there isn’t, it sure the fuck isn’t to be found in making overrated movies!  Maybe if he chopped off his dick and wore it around his neck while wearing a tight little dress and strolling through a prison yard at Chino he could get that redemption, but alas, that isn’t an option.

Why can’t someone just fucking say, “The man is a fucking piece of shit and deserves to face justice”.  Why must everything be fucking qualified with, “but he has made a great body of artistic work” blah blah blah.  HE. IS. A. FUCKING. CHILD. RAPIST!  Arnold you are a fucking brain dead steroid monkey.  You admire his work… kiss my juicy beige ass.

I love when people use the excuse how in Europe adult men having sex with barely post pubescent girls is normal and common.  Are you fucking pointing to Europe as some sort of freakin’ moral ideal?  Really?  You want to go there?  European morality, if there is any left, is well on the way to being replaced with jihadist morality and we all know how they feel about little boys and girls in that culture.

Polanski is a piece of shit and everyone who thinks otherwise is just a fucking waste of life.  Maybe the global warming nuts should focus on ridding the world of this sort of scum and how they are a drain on good ole Gaia instead of trying to regulate the world into bankruptcy.

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What a fucking shit month.  Work is INSANE.  Home has been INSANE what with all the death flu and whatnot.  I once enjoyed my browsing of headlines and blogs but the only thing i see is more and more fucking stupid fucking shit.  Everywhere I look and everything I hear is just one long chorus of shit courtesy of a President and congress out of control.

I for one am overwhelmed with a warm fuzzy sense of security since Fuknut is at the UN right now with his herd of unicorns trying to make this world full of bunnies and care bears for me.  Is it his fault that pesky Almondjoyhadine oogy man from Iran is being all cranky with his uranium and how much he has?  Seriously, I have total faith it i s all for medical use.  I feel safe though, Fuknut has said that he will not tolerate Iran with a bomb.  I heard him, yes I did.  His sweet words of optimism have purged me of my absurd realism and given me a new lease on life!  /end sarcasm.  Fuck you.  I would not give this bastard this keys to my car much less trust him with national security.  What a fucking bunch of idiots we have in this country that elected this moron.  For fuck’s sake some of his biggest fans are Chaves and Kadaffyfuckingduck!  This alone should make the Americans who voted for this douche shit themselves. That would however require some concept of reality which we are all aware they lack.  Quick update on the nuclear world… Chavez wants to play now!  w00t!

I am watching Nickelback Live at Sturgis on Netflix right now and that is the one reason I am not smashing things.  Did I mention I hate September?  I try not to look directly at Chad Kroeger because the guy looks like my ex husband way too much; just shave his head.  Of course I would like to thank Brian again for pointing this out to me.

Onward…

St. Teddy of the Naughty bits needs 20 million for his Kennedy Institute; at least according to John Kerry.  Link

WASHINGTON – A large military spending bill moving through Congress contains a little-noticed outlay for Boston that has nothing to do with national defense: $20 million for an educational institute honoring late Senator Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts.

This little earmark in Defense bill seems to be drawing a bit of attention:

“Whatever beneficial value civic education may have, it’s hard to see why the Defense Department should pay for it,’’ said Laura Peterson, a senior policy analyst at the nonpartisan Taxpayers for Common Sense in Washington. “It would seem the location of this hefty earmark has more to do with the powerful position of its sponsor than [the Defense Department’s] responsibility to educate elementary school children.’’

This watchdog groups are so fucking literal.  Defense Department/Education Department they are right by each other in the Alphabetical list of Gov Departments, no?  Close enough for government work as they say…  Teraaaazaaah’s  Bitch has this to say:

Kerry strongly defended the insertion of the $20 million earmark yesterday. He requested that it be included in the $360 billion defense budget, he said, to recognize Kennedy’s long tenure on the Senate Armed Services Committee.

Well if that is the fucking case, I would like my long tenure working with the US Armed Services recognized by having someone punch this Kerry douche in the throat.  Could I have a second on that?  Barring that, why don’t we actually spend on this Defense money on something radical like… FUCKING DEFENSE.

Update on Nickelback Concert on TV.  Drunk biker’s and the Old Lady’s trying to dance the dirty grind to Photograph is amusing.  I am also being forced to admit Chad Kroeger is hot.  He cannot help it if  he looks like my ex husband.  He needs tattoos though, to make this like really great.  Anyway…

In case you needed another reason to ad to the 1 million others why the UN is a fucking joke, I give you Colonel Khadafyduck.

After struggling to turn Khadafy’s insane ramblings at the UN into English for 75 minutes, the Libyan dictator’s personal interpreter got lost in translation.

“I just can’t take it any more,” Khadafy’s interpreter shouted into the live microphone – in Arabic.

At that point, the U.N.’s Arabic section chief, Rasha Ajalyaqeen, took over and translated the final 20 minutes of the speech.

“His interpreter just collapsed – this is the first time I have seen this in 25 years,” another U.N. Arabic interpreter told The Post.

Proving the point that there is only so much bullshit one man can take before he just says, FUCK YOU and passes out.  Poor bastard.  He probably had to smell this goatfucking crazy bastard on the flight over and it started the process of the breakdown.  Fucking circus sideshow, the UN.  Want to cut spending?  Fucking toss the UN out of the country with all their fucking entourages and their fucking shit, and tell them to never come back.  Just unfund the whole goddamn piece of shit corrupt organization and see how long they last.  Maybe Almondjoyhadine can host them in Iran at the super safe nuclear plant of his.  At the very least it would render them all sterile/impotent which would be the first truly humanitarian act from that farce of an organization in half a century;  goatkind and mankind would be blessed.

Nickelback Update:  Dirty filthy song time… Figure You Out.  I am almost happy now.  I fucking get a kick out of this song.  Cannot imagine why.

Not all of September was terrible… there was my daily dose of   Chris Muir and today’s strip made me chuckle aloud at work…

The Superficial gave us Kill it!  Kill it With Fire! With a brilliant Warriors reference in it for the old folks out there.

Fox gave us another amazing episode of Glee and All the Single Ladies…

Hah I was sold when they did Kanye..

Wasn’t sure I would like this show but I love it.  It is obvious the demographic is across the board.  As a child of the 80’s this shows is fucking brilliant as a mom of three little ones I say this is not appropriate for the young ones.  LOVE IT.

Oh yeah and you know what else happened this September?  Fringe started this week and you know who else is back?  GIBBS!

Best five minutes on TV this week!

Yeah, he is fucking hot.

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So a question:  If you were invited to a Medal of Honor ceremony, what would you wear?  Would the fact the young man being honored had passed in the line of duty?  I dare say you wouldn’t go to the fucking closet and pick up a bright floral frock and toss on some green flats, dangling earrings and head out the fucking door!   But you, my friends, are not a Klingon War Bride.  You do not gnaw on testicles for sport.  If you were and if you did, you would wear a fucking dress that looked like a bad tablecloth and some spiffy green shoes and you would DARE anyone to question you!

It is obvious that the need to match her husband’s red tie was taken to the extreme.  ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME.  She looks like she is ready to walk the Red Carpet at a freaking movie premiere!  And what the fuck it up with the green shoes.   What kind of woman passes up an opportunity to wear red shoes?  I will tell you what kind of woman!  A very bad woman.  Red shoes are the very epitome of awesomeness and you should be punished severely for failing to wear them at every available opportunity. Apparently there is an entire website out there that follows her fashion fabulousness! This is how they commented on the dress:

For the occasion, Mrs. O debuted a new floral frock in a bold, red rose print, accessorized with green kitten heels and chandelier earrings.

It sounds like she is ready to go to a damn luncheon with her girlfriends not a somber occasion which should be treated with enough respect to not arrive wearing a giant “look at me dress!”  but then we all know it is all about looking at them.  Fucking green shoes.  I just cannot get over the green shoes.  I think it is a political statement!  The green shoes are a subliminal message.  “Stop sending all the “green” to fund a  war!  Fund Universal Healthcare and this sort of pesky military nonsense will not be necessary anymore!”

It would be a painfully bad choice on most days, on this day it is just illustrates how totally fucking shameless and clueless these dolts are about what this ceremony means.  Why would they?  The ceremony represents everything they despise about America.  I doubt Michelle was feeling very proud to be an American this day.  You know, it was something she had to endure as First Frau.  Ugh.

Worst part, while the woman has a frightening face, she is tall and shapely and could look fantastic if she just hired the right Gay to dress her.   Just put the dress in the closet, Michelle and save it for when Jimmy Carter finally kicks the bucket.  This dress would be wildly appropriate for that occasion;  add a hat and some bling while you’re at it.

This is not a first offense for our super toned war bride.  Have you forgotten her outfit when she went to meet the Pope?

What the hell is that?  Benedict looks terrified and I think he is mouthing Hail Mary’s as fast as he can.  I think that was the point! Terrorize the old German.   I get the mantilla but the black dress or whatever that is?  She looks like some mourning peasant woman from a scene in the Godfather!

Other fine moments in Klingon Couture…

Obviously she was using Miley Sirus as a stylist this day.  I take that back, Miley’s stuff at WalMart is far more fashionable than this.   She looks like she was attacked by the trim aisle at Hobby Lobby!  Honey TWO sweaters only makes it worse.  I do not get it.

WTF!  Who wear vomit colored clothing?  Worse than that, what the fuck is up with the jacket?  Is this a Home Ec project from one of her kids?  Nah, they usually look pretty darn cute. I am telling you, her stylists are fucking with her and I thank them for it.  I can blog about this forevah!

The infamous trip to feed the poor in her $540 buck sneakers.  Forget the hoopla about her daring to wear $540 shoes to a soup kitchen.  Really?  Do you expect her to hit payless before the trip?  Oh no.. the tragedy here is that they are just fucking ugly!  This is the height of fucking style if you are a 5th grader!  Trust me, I have a 5th grader and she would totally love these and I would totally not buy them, even at Payless on a BoGo sale.  They make her look like a flatfooted Sasquatch for fuck’s sake.

This is the outfit she wore to the anointing of The Wise Latina!  Or so the caption said.  Seriously, Michelle… stop using the Disney Channel as a source of fashion tips!  Thing is, I have seen her look good.  Simple clothes in solid colors and she looks very sophisticated.  She is blessed with height which she totally squanders with a fucking obsessive need to wear flats.  I doubt her husband has enough influence over her to make her wear flats to avoid being taller than him.  Can she just not walk in heels?  Is she afraid of giving Nancy Pelosi a view up her nostrils by wearing 4 inch stilettos?  I have an unwavering love of high heels and I could be 5’10 and I would still wear them!  You obviously have designers throwing clothes at you, Michelle.  For goodness sakes do us all a favor and take the Jimmy Choos and the Manolos.   Maybe she is is afraid of showing her Klingon Battle Talons?

Get a new Gay and get some fucking high heels woman!

A legally insane killer was on the loose in the state of Washington on Saturday, two days after he escaped during a field trip to a county fair, authorities said.

Call me wacky but who the fuck takes a fucking criminally insane killer to the fucking county fair?  Really?  ARE. YOU. FUCKING.SERIOUS?  This is just fucking brilliance on the part of the state.  I get that the folks on the left coast are all sorts of fucked up and live in basically a alternate universe, but seriously?  Want to know what this guy did?

Paul was committed to Eastern State Hospital after admitting he strangled and slit the throat of community activist Ruth Motley in 1987, KREM-TV reported. According to court documents obtained by KREM, Paul believed Motley was a witch and killed her in response to voices in his head.

He subsequently burned a deer carcass as a sacrifice, according the documents.

Well hell he just slit a throat and strangled someone, let’s take him to the fucking fair and get him some goddamn cotton candy and a few rides on the fucking Tilt-A-Whirl.  What kind of inbred piece of shit administrator decides this is ok?

“He’s the only paranoid schizophrenic—I’ve seen hundreds, maybe thousands of them—that frightened me,” Dr. Frank Hardy, a licensed psychiatrist, says in one of the documents, according to KREM. “The first time I took one look at him—and I’ve never done this before or since—I asked the jailer to remain in the room while I examined him.

Of course they haven’t found his ass because either he is crafty and swift or the “Massive Manhunt” in Spokane County, Washington was being run by Shaggy and the gang.

“I believe he would respond to his delusions and his voices again” if released, Hardy wrote.

Well I hope some poor unsuspecting family or camper doesn’t end up dead because of this guys little “field trip”.  Jeeze, you cannot make this shit up.   But wait!  Let’s not judge this guy too quickly!

But Paul “Coyote” Neumann, a disc jockey at Spokane radio station Kix 96-FM, has an entirely different view of the escapee. Neumann has known Paul for 12 years through volunteering at the hospital and correspondence by mail.

Paul is a talented artist, Neumann told KREM-TV.

“I was just amazed by his ability. I always took him as a savant,” Neumann said. “I never knew that he had murdered somebody until three or four or five years later.”

Neumann described Paul as a “gentle soul.”

Well hell!  There isn’t a fucking thing to worry about, folks.  El Coyote… THE RADIO DJ… has proclaimed him a gentle soul!  That totally makes me feel better.

“I’ve never seen him raise his voice; I’ve never seen him get frustrated; I’ve never seen nothing but kindness from him,” he told KREM.

“I get mixed emotions because I do see the sweet, softer side of this individual, but I’ve never seen him unsupervised, I’ve never seen him not medicated,” Neumann said. “But that’s not to say in another 12, 15, 20 hours without those medications that he doesn’t revert to those demons.”

Well, Coyote you probably haven’t seen him off his fucking meds either!  Something tells me that two days off his meds might be the beginning of the end of his fucking artistic phase!  It seems the only person in this whole damn fiasco with any presence of mind is the escaped crazy man who manages to stay hidden!  Mental illness is some scary shit and by virtue of being institutionalized this guy was supposed to have SANE people making sure he was not a danger to everyone and himself.  We are not talking about a guy who gets off his meds and runs around naked singing the Age of Aquarius!  I never cease to be amazed at the fucking stupidity of this kind of shit.  Weekend furloughs for felons went well in Massachusetts, just ask Dukakis!  For fuck’s sake, people.  The guy was in a mental hospital for a fucking reason and if he wouldn’t have been crazy he would have probably been a lifer in some maximum security prison!  Fucking county fair!

A review has been launched on the incident along with the policy that allows patients to take trips, said Susan Dreyfus, secretary of the state’s Department of Social and Health Services.

A fucking review?  Oh I feel better already!  Hey fuckwads, how about firing a bunch of fucking people starting with whichever dumb fuck doctor or nurse or in house cruise director signed the slip to let this guy go to the fucking county fair and ending with the fucking stupid ass who created the idiot policy in the first place.  Better yet, why don’t they just let this guy move in with the stupid ass that signed the form to let him go play?  That’s the ticket.

In breaking news:  Nancy Pelosi in a joint appearance with Fuknut had this to say, ” We feel certain had this poor soul been covered under Government Insurance back in 1987 none of this would have happened!” /end snark

UnFUCKINGbelievable.

Note to Washington State Board of Prisons and Lunatics:  Jail and institutionalization are not a goddamn summer camps!