My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Oct
9
They got confused they meant to give him the Nobel PIECE OF FUCKING WORK Prize. It has to be, right? Let’s put this into some context, shall we? While the name might still mean something to the average sheep, let’s take a look a some of the fuckwads who have been honored in recent years… [...]
Oct
8
Oh where to begin… First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week. Work has been intense and busy. I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday. That said, my wonderful bosses, bless their benevolent [...]
Oct
2
Seems the Olympic Committee said “Fuck You” to Obama and Chicago. Can you imagine the outrage on Air Force One when Fuknut got the call he didn’t make them swoon and his pixie dust failed? I bet he was downright pissed, which means he probably crossed his legs and sighed, since the man is about [...]
Sep
25
I would like to start out with a big Fuck You to September. I hate September! There is only a few major bright spots in the entire month, Pay day at the beginning and Daughter No. 2’s birthday at the end (a few more at the bottom of the post). What a fucking shit month. [...]
Sep
20
Redc1c4 inspired me in comments. I haven’t done a fashion post in a very long time and while I often mock silly fashion I am usually utterly thrilled with the chaos of it. It isn’t so much that everything she wears is ugly, because it isn’t. The problem? It is almost always inappropriate. The irony [...]
Sep
19
This TDFU is inspired by an article I just read about an escaped killer in Washington state. You have to love the context of how this guy escaped. Ready? A legally insane killer was on the loose in the state of Washington on Saturday, two days after he escaped during a field trip to a [...]
Sep
12
Hubby sends me a text from the Doctor’s office: Don’t freak but… I have swine flu. Like the way he prepared me for that? Yeah, we are officially an H1n1 household. Yay team! Talked to my boss who says to work from home for a few days with my germs. Of course I am totally [...]
Sep
5
I have become a pro at this specifically with Uverse which has a great freakin service but shitty hardware. Motorola is a piece of shit. Anyway, when you get the automated asshole voice saying welcome to att and you enter your number and info. Immediately start saying very loudly anything at all TV TV TV [...]
Sep
4
Congratulations to the Associated Press for winning the Unmitigated Fucking Piece of Shit of All Time Award. You fucking bastards. I am sure by now you have all heard they have released an image of a young soldier’s last moments in Afghanistan. Their precious embedded reporters caught the moment on film and the AP decided [...]
Sep
2
I am certainly not a follower of the Beckhams though I can appreciate the hotness of her husband and I admit to seeing her interviewed once and laughing my ass because she was quite funny. That said, two pics. She is thin in the first one but doesn’t look like death… Then there is this… [...]