I Do Not Know What This Thing Does…
But I do not want to be anywhere near it when it starts doing it…
Archive for the ‘only woe lies here...’ Category
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Aug
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This Is Why I Do Not Bake…
I have mentioned it a million times. I am no baker. I can cook like a champ, but baking and me are not meant to be. My mom gave me a gigantic sysco cake mix that is a just add water thing. Now I didn’t want to make 8 round cakes so I decided to [...]
Aug
18
An Oldie But Goodie: Politics Explained…
Via Steve Jackson Games:
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: [...]
Aug
18
Those Crazy Pokemons… The Chilean Orgy Variety…
I am not really sure why they call themselves Pokemons other than their love of Anime and bad fashion. This makes no sense.
Apparently, hundreds of teenagers gather in public parks in Chile to take part in orgies, called ponceo, where they anonymously get and give oral sex. (They refer to themselves as “Pokemones.”) [Newsweek.com] via: [...]
Aug
18
I Am a Chocolate Lover, But This is a Bit Too Much…
Yes, you got it… Chocolate Anus. If you want to know more about this just visit “EdibleAnus.com: The Incredible Edible Anus”
It is fine Belgian chocolate and they are backordered apparently.
If you are a real lover of ass, you can buy the Limited Edition Sterling Silver Anus. A gift for the man who has everything according [...]
Aug
17
Are You Shitting Me? Dave Coulier Inspired Alanis’ “You Aughta Know.”
Dave Coulier: I Really Hurt Alanis!
When he first heard the song, “I said, ‘Wow, this girl is angry,’ ” he recalled. “And then I said, ‘Oh man, I think it’s Alanis.’ ... I listened to the song over and over again, and I said, ‘I think I have really hurt this person.’ “
Ewwww
Cause the joke [...]
Jul
27
I Went Shopping… I Hate Shopping
Every now and again I have to face my demons and shop. I hate shopping. Do not confuse this with buying things, I do enjoy that a great deal, the actual shopping part I fucking hate. In the hierarchy of the Hell of Shopping a la Dante you have the following…
Getting Fuel: [...]
Filed under: life's crap, on a personal note, only woe lies here..., proof evil exists, rant rant rant
Jul
10
Plebian is A Storytelling God…
Perhaps you might remember Plebian’s Vasectomy Saga that amused me so you will be happy to know that he is living to amuse me yet again. This time he is on a family vacation here in the states. He is driving cross country… with kids.
Episode One: Where in The World is Plebian?
Fact #2: Wifey has [...]
Jul
7
Jul
6
Two Words Which Will Be Our Downfall..
Diversity Curriculum…
Two schoolboys were allegedly disciplined after refusing to kneel down and “pray to Allah” during a religious education lesson.
A spokesman for Cheshire County Council said ‘Educating children in the beliefs of different faiths is part of Cheshire’s diversity curriculum. It was claimed that the boys, from a year seven class of 11 and 12-year-olds, [...]
Filed under: jackassery, life's crap, only woe lies here..., politics, proof evil exists, rant rant rant