I sent this to Ace this morning after I read it and threw up in my mouth a little bit. I am going to send everyone who spouts such bullshit lines as, “Islam is a religion of peace” or “Pure Islam is not violent” that link.

A question-and-answer session with Imam Abdul Makin in an East London mosque asks why Allah would tell Muslims to kill and rape innocent non-Muslims, including their wives and daughters, according to Islam Watch.

“Because non-Muslims are never innocent, they are guilty of denying Allah and his prophet,” the Imam says, according to the report. “If you don’t believe me, here is the legal authority, the top Muslim lawyer of Britain.”

The lawyer, Anjem Choudary, backs up the Imam’s position, saying that all Muslims are innocent.

Click here to watch the interview with Islamic lawyer Anjem Choudary.

“You are innocent if you are a Muslim,” Choudary tells the BBC. “Then you are innocent in the eyes of God. If you are not a Muslim, then you are guilty of not believing in God.”

Choudary said he would not condemn a Muslim for any action.

“As a Muslim, I must support my Muslim brothers and sisters,” Choudary said. “I must have hatred to everything that is not Muslim.”

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Very Flirtatious Barry O:

It may be April Fools Day, but Sen. Barack Obama was acting like it was Valentine’s Day. He was in full charm mode while touring the Tama Manufacturing plant, a JC Penny supplier of made-in-the-USA clothing in Allentown.

Obama was especially flirtatious today, winking and grinning at the female workers who were swooning behind their cell phone cameras.

We need another lady’s man in the office. Lemme tell you how much we need that.

Obama smiled ear to ear as he looked at her work, saying: “These look pretty comfortable, this is all pretty leisure wear.”

Who the hell uses the term leisure wear? Seriously? Do any of you get up on Saturday morning and say, “Honey, we need to go shopping for leisure wear.” He is some sort of poliBot. (more…)

My friend Bruce, the one who I once thought was basically me with a penis, has broken my heart today.  I am not sure there is any hope left in the world after our last conversation.  This guy is a man’s man.  Sports, hunting, conservative, great dad, devoted husband, all those delightful things.  So you will understand my devastation when I tell you how he spent his day…

He was scrap booking with his wife!   For fuck’s sake!  Is there no sanity left in the world?

I admit a certain pathological disdain for all things scrap book related.  I will probably piss off my three female readers when I say, “Scrap booking is fucking stupid.”  I am not talking about photo albums.  I am not talking about books detailing the life of your child; milestones, accomplishments etc.  I am talking about taking those time honored traditions and fucking putting fuu fuu paper with ribbons and little plastic sparkly thingies everywhere around them.  Ugh.

The industry is brilliant really.  Right up there with freakin’ pet day spas and doggie couture.  In fact it is exactly like those things.

Examples:  (I am going to be a bitch here… bear with me.)

Wtf is that?  Is there a child in there somewhere?  Probably, but who the fuck can tell because of all the fucking buttons and ribbons.  (I am actually hiving up at this point.)

What a fantastic picture of a beautiful child with her toy and blanket.  Imagine how amazing that would look if you could actually see the picture!  This would be stunning in a really nice leather bound or handmade paper book with pretty picture corners on black paper.  You would see those eyes that appear to be full of life.

I think there are actually some pictures in there somewhere.  The worst thing about all this god forsaken floof?  You cannot actually look at these things very often because they will fall apart if you handle them too much!

Dear God the amount of money you can drop doing this stuff!  Have a look at the OCD enabling suppliers!

You womenfolk want to do this?  Fine!  Have at it!  But for all that’s holy, leave the men out of it!  The idea of Bruce using that little clipper thingie that makes the corners round makes me itch.  The visual of this man using special fru fru scissors with changeable blades to get really neato edges on paper makes me want to set something on fire!

I can only sit here and hope that he did this for some sort of sexual compensation, but even then I am not sure the price was worth it.   The most horrible thing of all?  He said he had a good time doing it.

Ugh…

I am thinking about offering a reward for the return of Bruce’s balls.  Seriously, if I didn’t have such great affection for this man I would have been much harder on him.  For God’s sake, Bruce… next time just go shoe shopping with her and hold her purse while she tries on 80 pairs of the same shoe!  At least that way you are in possession of your balls, even if they are in their new home, HER PURSE!

P.S. to Womenfolk who scrapbook:  I really am not a total bitch, but you people are messing with my men, dammit.

P.P.S to Bruce:  You know I love you, shit head.  There is no end to the amount of shit you will hear about this.  I suggest you go kill a wild boar with your bare hands to redeem your man cred…

P.P.P.S. to Reader:  I invited Bruce to write a few things on this blog about 6 months ago.  I am thinking this might get him motivated to defend himself.  Maybe?

Hello my fellow Jen-lovers. Just a quick note to say hola and thank you to Jen for giving me an avenue to bleed my spleen. I’ll spare all of you the gory details of my life until I prove that I’m not an inept jackass when it comes to blogging. Should I prove to be half as good as Jen, then I’ll bore you with useless facts about teh Bruce.

My friend Teddy messaged me this morning and said I broke google. I said, nope… wasn’t me. My Google looks fine.

Earth hour eh? I say the machines are becoming aware. You knew it would start with Google, it had to.

UPDATE: Seems I am always the last to know or is it care that this Earth Hour shit is just more Global Warming hysteria. HotAir’s Ed Morrissey has some comments:

Update: While Google scolds the rest of the world about turning off the lights, HA reader Simon Scowl directs our attention to this month’s Harper’s, which has an interesting look at Google’s plans to exploit cheap electricity in Oregon. Thanks to a boatload of government subsidies, Google located its new server farm on the Columbia River — where it will use enough electricity to light Tacoma, Washington.

But that’s not the best part. According to Harper’s, Google and its competitors have now started building data centers in places like Lithuania, Dublin, Siberia, and Shanghai. What do all these locations have in common? Except for Lithuania, where 78% of the power will be nuclear, all of them rely on carbon-spewing energy production with lower prices and fewer controls on emissions. So much for Earth Hour, eh?

I have this argument about the Gaia practically daily at work and while I will never convince the true believer in my office, I will point out again just in case he reads this. It is all, in the end, about the money.

The opening line about one nation pledging allegiance to the flag is sort of comical since we know Barry O’s doesn’t bother with American Flag pins on his lapel or even putting his hand over his heart. But he loves America, just ask him. Hell ask his wife who is finally proud of America for the first time in her life even though that America is ignorant.

Now we have McCain’s TV ad I ran across today and his personal account of the torture he suffered in Viet Nam. I am not a huge fan of McCain’s politics, but I am a realist and he is ten times the man and it is a no brainer who’s hands are better equipped to hold my children’s futures. These ads are not really meant to be compared, but the men certainly are.

Yeah, that’s Powers Boothe’s voice…

“If I say he apologized and regrets his remarks then by DAMN he did.”

“Had the reverend not retired and had he not acknowledged that what he had said had deeply offended people and were inappropriate and mischaracterized what I believe is the greatness of this country, for all its flaws, then I wouldn’t have felt comfortable staying there at the church,” Obama said.

Didn’t this bitch just retire? Are all these comments of his in the last five minutes? For fuck’s sake, asshole. You were in his church for 20 years. Try again, that one just isn’t working for you. Try involving global warming or something.

Don Surber: Barack Rodham Obama might have quit his church if Rev. Wright had stayed on. Once again, on the tough issues, Obama votes, “Present.”

Ed Morrissey on Hot Air:

AP has already noted Obama’s statement that he would have left Trinity United had Wright’s repeated rhetoric not escaped his notice, but Geraghty caught Obama minimizing Wright in a way that contradicts Obama’s own statements earlier in the campaign and in his book, Dreams from My Father (emphasis mine):

“I talked to [Wright] after this episode. I think he’s saddened by what’s happened. I feel badly that he has been characterized in just this one way. But he was my pastor. I think people overstate this idea of mentor or spiritual adviser. He was my pastor.”

People tend to overstate the idea of mentor or spiritual adviser? I wonder why? Could it be because Obama himself emphasized it at the beginning of his campaign?

How about some taxation goodness?  God knows I am not paying nearly enough in taxes…

Ed Morrissey again at Hot Air does all the heavy lifting and stuff I am too lazy to do…. go read him. 

 The Los Angeles Times notes the love affair between Barack Obama and taxes continues unabated. In an interview with CNBC in New York last night, Obama promised to eliminate the Bush tax cuts and hike taxes on those making as little as $75,000 per year.

Obama wants it both ways. He wants the Left to believe that he will start pulling more money out of the economy for a big slate of government programs, while he wants the middle class to believe that all of these programs won’t cost them anything — and meanwhile, his options remain “open”. It sounds more like “I’m making this up as I go along.”

Now Jerry W is in retirement and has had to cancel his planned appearances in Florida and Texas due to security concerns.  This is not doubt because us crazy southerners do not understand his right to be an American Hating Crack Pot.  Nonetheless he is planning to move into his new home currently under construction.

A two-week FOX News investigation, however, has uncovered where Wright will be spending a good deal of his time in retirement, and it is a far cry from the impoverished Chicago streets where the preacher led his ministry for 36 years.

FOX News has uncovered documents that indicate Wright is about to move to a 10,340-square-foot, four-bedroom home in suburban Chicago, currently under construction in a gated community.

While it is not uncommon for an accomplished clergyman to live in luxury, Wright’s retirement residence is raising some questions.

“Some people think deals like this are hypocritical. Jeremiah Wright himself criticizes people from the pulpit for middle classism, for too much materialism,” said Andrew Walsh, Associate Director of the Leonard E. Greenberg Center for the Study of Religion in Public Life with Trinity College in Hartford, Conn.

“So he’s entitled to be tweaked here. So the question really is, how unusual is this? Somewhat unusual,” he said.

Tweaked?  Well the other little nugget about this house other than the obvious point he is totally adhering to his rejection of “middleclassism and materialism” and skipping right up to Upperclassism in his 93% white neighborhood.

The article goes on to mention a ten million dollar line of credit was acquired by the church and a 1.3 million dollar mortgage for the house itself.  Whatever will they need the other ten million for?  We will never know, folks.  Why?  Because they are a not for profit church who doesn’t have to report what they do with their money.  Woo woo.  I am sooo in the wrong line of work.

Something tells me he is going to be a big hit on the board of that Homeowners Association.  Why didn’t he move to Hyde Park with the rest of Barry O’s friends? 

This should make you sick…

Thanks to Unabrewer