My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
Mar
28
Totally lifted this from Acadia’s Superficial Gallery…
It is brilliant and totally accurate. Visit the Gallery often. Great stuff. The forums are fun too :)
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Parent Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don’t believe anyone would ever do it!!!!
POSITION:
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Pa, Papa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, [...]
Nov
20
Ignore the bloviating cow beside him doing the interview. Even Oprah cannot smother the hotness. Though he needs to lose the mustache. The comments about the kids are hilarious.
Oct
3
Palin scored points with me last night for touching on something near and dear to my heart… Personal responsibility.
And we need also to not get ourselves in debt. Let’s do what our parents told us before we probably even got that first credit card. Don’t live outside of our means. We need to make sure [...]
Sep
27
Was getting my oil changed at Wal Mart when I received this picture from Daughter No. 1(which from here on out be referred to as Aggie Daughter) via her cell phone from the A&M vs Army game this afternoon.
According to Aggie Daughter… choppy and in TXTese
The pregame stuff was pretty cool… They had the paratroopers [...]
Sep
9
For fuck’s sake… Kids are being irresponsible and having sex, let’s teach them how to be parents in High School! Let’s bring in some young moms and dads to talk about their experience. I am guessing the free condoms in high school isn’t doing the trick so let’s spend millions and teach them all about [...]
Sep
9
You know there is nothing I can think of less attractive than a bitter feminist. Heather Mallick is no exception, that’s for sure. Via Hot Air this morning you get this lovely little hissy fit of hers further proving the point she has probably never had a orgasm she didn’t give herself and could definitely [...]
Aug
18
I am not really sure why they call themselves Pokemons other than their love of Anime and bad fashion. This makes no sense.
Apparently, hundreds of teenagers gather in public parks in Chile to take part in orgies, called ponceo, where they anonymously get and give oral sex. (They refer to themselves as “Pokemones.”) [Newsweek.com] via: [...]
Aug
12
I for one would like to thank him for a great summer vacation! The man is a machine, 31 entries chronicling the cross country family affair. I honestly have not laughed, smirked, and giggled as much over anything this summer as I have over these entries.
I started linking up the chronicles back in early July.
Here, [...]
Jul
22
Jul
12
Daughter No. 1, the brilliant one with all the good grades and scholarships to a&m in the fall, she is a goober. As a child she was the most picky eater on the planet. As a small child I believe she lived off green beans and mashed potatoes for a year, then staunchly refused to [...]
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