My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Sep
27
In another desperate need to prove he is relevant, former President Bill Clinton aka St. Bill the Syphilitic, is spewing shit on the news shows about the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. The dems are like a dog with a fucking bone. They make up a meme twenty years ago and are still trying to keep [...]
Aug
19
Hubby told me a story today he got from a co-worker. This guy’s parents have some fucked up neighbors and their 8 year old is always running loose and unsupervised. The guy’s folks look after the kid often because they are good people. Hubby’s coworker was visiting his family and overheard the mother of the [...]
Aug
6
Just saw a thing about Fame being remade and some previews on SYTYCD it occurred to me there is some irony or something behind a film like that being made in this day and age. Fame, a movie about people dedicated to excellence and achieving against odds etc. The whole concept is about rewarding excellence. [...]
Aug
1
It is time for the bi-annual pilgrimage to Grannie’s house for the girls. They left this morning with Granddad and will be gone two, maybe three weeks. Oy! I do really good for about the first three days. Then it is like… Where the hell are my kids???! It is too quiet…too relaxed…too everything! The [...]
Mar
28
Totally lifted this from Acadia’s Superficial Gallery…
It is brilliant and totally accurate. Visit the Gallery often. Great stuff. The forums are fun too :)
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Parent Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don’t believe anyone would ever do it!!!!
POSITION:
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Pa, Papa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, [...]
Nov
20
Ignore the bloviating cow beside him doing the interview. Even Oprah cannot smother the hotness. Though he needs to lose the mustache. The comments about the kids are hilarious.
Oct
3
Palin scored points with me last night for touching on something near and dear to my heart… Personal responsibility.
And we need also to not get ourselves in debt. Let’s do what our parents told us before we probably even got that first credit card. Don’t live outside of our means. We need to make sure [...]
Sep
27
Was getting my oil changed at Wal Mart when I received this picture from Daughter No. 1(which from here on out be referred to as Aggie Daughter) via her cell phone from the A&M vs Army game this afternoon.
According to Aggie Daughter… choppy and in TXTese
The pregame stuff was pretty cool… They had the paratroopers [...]
Sep
9
For fuck’s sake… Kids are being irresponsible and having sex, let’s teach them how to be parents in High School! Let’s bring in some young moms and dads to talk about their experience. I am guessing the free condoms in high school isn’t doing the trick so let’s spend millions and teach them all about [...]
Sep
9
You know there is nothing I can think of less attractive than a bitter feminist. Heather Mallick is no exception, that’s for sure. Via Hot Air this morning you get this lovely little hissy fit of hers further proving the point she has probably never had a orgasm she didn’t give herself and could definitely [...]
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