My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Aug
18
I am not really sure why they call themselves Pokemons other than their love of Anime and bad fashion. This makes no sense. Apparently, hundreds of teenagers gather in public parks in Chile to take part in orgies, called ponceo, where they anonymously get and give oral sex. (They refer to themselves as “Pokemones.”) [Newsweek.com] [...]
Aug
12
I for one would like to thank him for a great summer vacation! The man is a machine, 31 entries chronicling the cross country family affair. I honestly have not laughed, smirked, and giggled as much over anything this summer as I have over these entries. I started linking up the chronicles back in early [...]
Jul
22
Jul
12
Daughter No. 1, the brilliant one with all the good grades and scholarships to a&m in the fall, she is a goober. As a child she was the most picky eater on the planet. As a small child I believe she lived off green beans and mashed potatoes for a year, then staunchly refused to [...]
Jul
10
Perhaps you might remember Plebian’s Vasectomy Saga that amused me so you will be happy to know that he is living to amuse me yet again. This time he is on a family vacation here in the states. He is driving cross country… with kids. Episode One: Where in The World is Plebian? Fact #2: [...]
Apr
18
Apr
18
Yesterday wifey gave me a call at 5:30 am while I was at work. This is never good because wifey doesn’t get up that early voluntarily. Turns out that our youngest daughter had come to her bed and said she didn’t feel good. Wifey told her to beat feet to the bathroom, but she didn’t [...]
Apr
7
Parents Deciding to Have A Third Child Met with Scorn… My husband and I are getting ready to do what many couples in these brink-of-recessionary times would consider unthinkable. No, we’re not buying a Martha’s Vineyard retreat or planning a month in St. Bart’s or eco-decorating our house. We’re planning to have a third child. [...]
Apr
7
Mondays suck, but they usually are not bloody. Daughter number 3, the dramaqueen and injury magnent lost a fight with the four year old’s head. The four year old has a hell of a coconut, obviously. Somehow they collided and Daughter No. 3 basically bit damn near through her tongue. I hear “that scream” the [...]
Apr
6
Oprah Winfrey makes me want to break things. I was enjoying my trip to the book store until I saw her magazine with her bulldog mug on it at the check out. It totally fucked with my chi. Stupid people outnumber us 1,000:1 easily. I have gotten more combative in my dotage. If you are [...]