Archive for the ‘parenting’ Category

Aug

18

Those Crazy Pokemons… The Chilean Orgy Variety…

By jen

I am not really sure why they call themselves Pokemons other than their love of Anime and bad fashion.  This makes no sense. Apparently, hundreds of teenagers gather in public parks in Chile to take part in orgies, called ponceo, where they anonymously get and give oral sex. (They refer to themselves as “Pokemones.”) [Newsweek.com]   [...]

Aug

12

Pleb’s Odyessy is Over…

By jen

I for one would like to thank him for a great summer vacation!  The man is a machine, 31 entries chronicling the cross country family affair.  I honestly have not laughed, smirked, and giggled as much over anything this summer as I have over these entries. I started linking up the chronicles back in early [...]

Jul

22

I Think I Found A Perfect Piece of Art for Over My Fireplace…

By jen

Jul

12

Indian Food and Daughter No. 1…

By jen

Daughter No. 1, the brilliant one with all the good grades and scholarships to a&m in the fall, she is a goober.  As a child she was the most picky eater on the planet.  As a small child I believe she lived off green beans and mashed potatoes for a year, then staunchly refused to [...]

Jul

10

Plebian is A Storytelling God…

By jen

Perhaps you might remember Plebian’s Vasectomy Saga that amused me so you will be happy to know that he is living to amuse me yet again.  This time he is on a family vacation here in the states.  He is driving cross country… with kids. Episode One:  Where in The World is Plebian? Fact #2: [...]

Apr

18

I Am Way Too Invested in Pleb’s Vaz…

By jen

The Saga Continues…

Apr

18

Vomit Training [Bruce]

By Bruce

Yesterday wifey gave me a call at 5:30 am while I was at work. This is never good because wifey doesn’t get up that early voluntarily. Turns out that our youngest daughter had come to her bed and said she didn’t feel good. Wifey told her to beat feet to the bathroom, but she didn’t [...]

Apr

7

WTF is this shit? Ender’s Game?

By jen

Parents Deciding to Have A Third Child Met with Scorn… My husband and I are getting ready to do what many couples in these brink-of-recessionary times would consider unthinkable. No, we’re not buying a Martha’s Vineyard retreat or planning a month in St. Bart’s or eco-decorating our house. We’re planning to have a third child. [...]

Apr

7

Been Home Five Minutes and Someone is Already Bleeding…

By jen

Mondays suck, but they usually are not bloody.  Daughter number 3, the dramaqueen and injury magnent lost a fight with the four year old’s head.  The four year old has a hell of a coconut, obviously.  Somehow they collided and Daughter No. 3 basically bit damn near through her tongue. I hear “that scream” the [...]

Apr

6

Ten Random and Mostly Snide Thoughts:

By jen

Oprah Winfrey makes me want to break things. I was enjoying my trip to the book store until I saw her magazine with her bulldog mug on it at the check out. It totally fucked with my chi. Stupid people outnumber us 1,000:1 easily. I have gotten more combative in my dotage. If you are [...]