My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Feb
18
So, I have been back at the hotel a little while. I am a sneezing machine and was tired of sneezing on all the bright and motivated conservatives in attendance. I ordered Pizza Hut because I cannot pay 16 bucks for a burger and am ready for my Olympics fix.
Today was good and [...]
Feb
18
I knew there was a reason my over 30 ass bought an xpac ticket! Not just wi/fi but wall outlets! Yay!
For the record I am not even close to the oldest person in the room!
I think judge napolitano is speaking or something in a minute, but I am going listen to mitt at [...]
Feb
14
I have been reading about this whole Climate insanity and the reality check we all knew was coming. It started with my reading the blog on the site for the new school my kids will be attending next year. It is one of those LEED schools for indoctrinating our children into the cult of leftist [...]
Feb
7
Yesterday was the birthday of one of the greatest presidents we have ever had. Regardless of your politics to deny Ronald Reagan his achievements and what he represented to this world is simply living your life with your head firmly buried in your ass. As I watch the inaugural speech Dave in Texas was kind [...]
Jan
31
I do give more than my fair share of Fuck Yous to Nancy Pelosi, but you know… it never gets old. It is like a warm blanket on a cold day. So here we go. Nancy, precious… do you really need to have the military fly you everywhere? Do you really need to drink like [...]
Jan
15
Came across this picture at Hot Air and it made me laugh. Obama looks like he is having a Derek Zoolander moment. Corzine just looks like the cocksucker he is.
Jan
11
No one is surprised by this, but I always enjoy the left and their willingness to forgive their own people for transgressions. No one loves a sinner more than the left; unless that sinner is a Republican of course. The left loves their philanderers, racists, and felons. Yes they do! I never cease to be [...]
Jan
4
I have been spouting off since 9/11 about why the fuck are we creating another piece of shit government agency to deal with Airport Security? Why are we not just writing the Israelis a nice big fat check and a open ended government contract to handle all our airport security? Hubby sent me an article [...]
Jan
1
And the upside!
1. Daughter No. 3 is on the mend and doing great. Thanks be to God.
2. I love my new job been there almost a year and I do not want to quit!
3. My family is healthy and happy
4. Flight 1549 and a man who cannot walk on water but can land a plane [...]
Dec
27
You know, there is this joke that talks about the downside of a woman president would be that she would be totally insane for 7-10 days out of the month because of PMS and her period. It is a good giggle and all sorts of funnies come to mind. That said, I feel I could [...]
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