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May
18
Bibi aka The Israeli Hawtness met with Prince Fuknut and I am amused at the body language in this photo.
The caption on this pic says “President Barack Obama listens as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speaks in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington May 18, 2009.”
I think it should say something [...]
May
12
Here it goes..
The Office: I have tried to watch this. It sucks. NEXT!
Global Climate Change: Look, you can tell me we have polluted the planet and i will agree. you can tell me we have probably done some shitty things to the wilderness and I will agree. But please do stop telling me Carbon Dioxide [...]
Apr
30
You, this man is a fucking moron. I know this. What I love is reflecting on how the media, entertainment industry and every left wing douchbag on the planet spewed nothing but “Bush is an Idiot” for 8 fucking years. Biden has always been the dim bulb on the tree, you know the one that [...]
Apr
26
Calls for fishing to be banned after study reveals fish feel pain.
Animal right folks rejoice with this proof! Seems if you boil a goldfish in his bowl he feels pain. You know, I think it is entirely possible that lettuce might have its feelings hurt when i shred it on my tacos. Do not [...]
Apr
15
Mar
28
Yeah… I do too.
I also remember him saying it over and over and over. Funny how things change. Funny how my lefty friends still do not see he is fucking everyone and still believe he is going to give these tax cuts. Hahaha life must fucking be great on the planet they live on. [...]
Mar
28
Rent a Hummer H1 and empty the gas tank by driving around in town for an hour and making certain to rev your engine at all stop lights. Bonus Points for running over a Prius.
Buy as many cans of aquanet hairspray as you can find and spend the hour emptying them into the atmosphere.
Gather the [...]
Mar
17
Way to go Barry O! Now this is some fucking hope and change, folks… National Debt Hits 11 Trillion! That is some fucking amazing work there. Let the whining begin! You mother fuckers saddled this country with this fucking Nag… you can ride his ass all the way to the finish line or the poverty [...]
Mar
8
These are things I things i feel he would get a lot of use out of of and could definitely make his life easier.
A bag of dicks
A rolled up dollar bill to snort coke off Michele’s Klingon Forehead
A Giant Fucking Clue
A Collector’s Edition 25 disk set of DVDs featuring his own greatest moments in time. [...]
Mar
8
You know, if this wasn’t so completely fucking tragic it would be funny:
Obama Gives DVD Collector’s Set of 25 DVDs to PM Brown on State Visit:
Gordon Brown has been given a collection of 25 classic American films on DVD as his official gift from Barack Obama.
The Prime Minister flew home from his successful trip to [...]
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