My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
Aug
21
Women Beach Vollyball Gold Medalists Thank Bush for his Inspiration and Good Work!
The only thing that would have made this better would have been if Keith Doucherman had been the guy asking the questions. He would have shit himself and probably started seizing. I feel certain when he watched this clip he was having a [...]
Aug
20
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She was certainly not my kind of politician but she was always up for a good sound bite…
Aug
18
Via Steve Jackson Games:
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: [...]
Aug
18
KY has a great ad campaign and I am amused. Visit AreYouBritishInBed.Co.Uk and find your sexual nationality.
I am Italian apparently. Got it twice. “I find sex to be a religious experience and often set my bed on fire after sex as a sacrifice to the Gods.”
heh
Aug
18
I am not really sure why they call themselves Pokemons other than their love of Anime and bad fashion. This makes no sense.
Apparently, hundreds of teenagers gather in public parks in Chile to take part in orgies, called ponceo, where they anonymously get and give oral sex. (They refer to themselves as “Pokemones.”) [Newsweek.com] via: [...]
Aug
16
I am chit chatting with a friend online while watching this Obama/McCain silliness. John McCain says, ”... blah blah blah and I reached across the aisle to blah blah blah.” I sent a message to this friend and said the following…
Me: I would like a gimme to punch anyone in the throat who [...]
Aug
13
Pleb understands the gravity of the “Demure Google Crisis”
You know who’s demure? Jen.
I would like to say that Jen at Demure Thoughts is the most Demure person on the internet. In fact, Jen=Demure. Demureness becomes her. I vote for her as “Most Demure” on the Internet.
Of course, I also vote for her as “most [...]
Aug
11
Probably old.. but made me smile anyway.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where [...]
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