My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
May
6
“We need to open a dialog…”
You know what? The next person I hear say this I am going to open a hole in their ass the size of my foot. Open a fucking dialog with the terrorists Iran. Open a dialog with my ass, dammit. Fuck dialog. Dialog doesn’t get shit done. I [...]
May
3
I have seen a few folks playing with this meme o’ the week. I was over at doubleplusundead for his Around the sphere in 80 IQ points roundup which is one of my guilty pleasures and read through his inspired list. Inspired and well I like to see my name throw around on other [...]
May
1
May
1
This is pretty spiffy… Homer Simpson done in CSS…
I am not sure whether to applaud the math skills and creativity of this effort or fear the level of OCD necessary to achieve it. Kind of makes the old ASCII art of the 90s less impressive, no? :)
Apr
29
Ok, I was in the bath at 630 and well… I love my jacuzzi bathtub and I have been soaking and reading and forgot about Idol… doubt i missed much.
I fucking hate Neil Diamond… sorry. I ugh…
Dunno who I missed but Archuletta is on… meh. I think I will just do the [...]
Apr
27
Al Sharption… Shut the fuck up already: I am not familiar with this case at all and from what I can get from the articles I have read the media isn’t too interested in the deaths so much as the fact it was racial and Al is threatening to close down NYC. It is tragic [...]
Apr
25
I have made my list now I just have to bite the bullet and buy it. I might just stop in Houston and pick them up in person. This is just the latest list. Kat stopped by Penzy’s and bought me a slew of things not on this list. I love Penzeys!
Apr
22
New stage, blah blah blah. Ryan acting like the nancy boy he is. I would like to shove that conductors baton up his urethra but he would probably like it.
Why is Sayanara still there? Music of Andrew Lloyd Webber? Oh goodie! Showtunes!
Ok, David Cook is hotness…
Considering not a single girl [...]
Apr
21
Wifey and I watched this flick last night and it was actually pretty good. It had some juvenile humor, which of course I love. It had horrible folk songs that were surprisingly catchy. Oh, it also had ample use of one of my new favorite terms for the female genitalia: Vag. I love this word. [...]
Apr
19
Well, the Spurs pulled off a thrilling double OT win against the Suns in Game 1 of their series. Tim Duncan made an incredible 3-pointer to send it into double OT. I’m a Lakers fan so I want this series to be long and arduous. Tough loss for the Suns. It will be interesting to [...]