My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back please. Copy Whatevah Demurejen 2008
Aug
13
Pleb understands the gravity of the “Demure Google Crisis”
You know who’s demure? Jen.
I would like to say that Jen at Demure Thoughts is the most Demure person on the internet. In fact, Jen=Demure. Demureness becomes her. I vote for her as “Most Demure” on the Internet.
Of course, I also vote for her as “most [...]
Aug
11
Probably old.. but made me smile anyway.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where [...]
Aug
10
Aug
9
Aug
7
Well, there have been several in the last few months with politics and all, but most recently I was having a chat, well a series of them, with a friend who started pointing out the absurdity of Texans being obsessed with the state identity. At first I wrote this off to his obvious disgruntled [...]
Jul
19
I could do this all day…
Generate a Barack Obama Quote!
“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about Flatulence. We need to get past all the Beans and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Cabbage. We need Beano, not Broccoli. Beano are our Bliss. And we need to have change [...]
Jul
13
Well, I got up this morning and hit the coffee pretty hard as per usual for a Sunday morning. Since I am a heathen these days and probalby goign to roast in hell for not taking my kids to mass, yet again I decided I should stop putting off a trip to get new sneakers.
I [...]
Jul
12
Jul
12
Jul
10
Dallas County Officials Spar Over Use of Phrase “Black Hole”...
What a bunch of fuknuts and this is in Texas. I suggest we start culling the herd in Dallas County.
A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.
County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to [...]