My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Jan
11
No one is surprised by this, but I always enjoy the left and their willingness to forgive their own people for transgressions. No one loves a sinner more than the left; unless that sinner is a Republican of course. The left loves their philanderers, racists, and felons. Yes they do! I never cease to be [...]
Jan
4
I have been spouting off since 9/11 about why the fuck are we creating another piece of shit government agency to deal with Airport Security? Why are we not just writing the Israelis a nice big fat check and a open ended government contract to handle all our airport security? Hubby sent me an article [...]
Jan
1
And the upside! 1. Daughter No. 3 is on the mend and doing great. Thanks be to God. 2. I love my new job been there almost a year and I do not want to quit! 3. My family is healthy and happy 4. Flight 1549 and a man who cannot walk on water but [...]
Dec
27
You know, there is this joke that talks about the downside of a woman president would be that she would be totally insane for 7-10 days out of the month because of PMS and her period. It is a good giggle and all sorts of funnies come to mind. That said, I feel I could [...]
Nov
20
No, really… it does. Once we get this Project Server deployed i never want to see another one again. The way it installs makes no sense to me on any level. I am a SharePoint person so you would think it would make sense being as it runs on WSS. Right? Noooo I get that [...]
Oct
9
They got confused they meant to give him the Nobel PIECE OF FUCKING WORK Prize. It has to be, right? Let’s put this into some context, shall we? While the name might still mean something to the average sheep, let’s take a look a some of the fuckwads who have been honored in recent years… [...]
Oct
8
Oh where to begin… First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week. Work has been intense and busy. I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday. That said, my wonderful bosses, bless their benevolent [...]
Oct
2
Seems the Olympic Committee said “Fuck You” to Obama and Chicago. Can you imagine the outrage on Air Force One when Fuknut got the call he didn’t make them swoon and his pixie dust failed? I bet he was downright pissed, which means he probably crossed his legs and sighed, since the man is about [...]
Sep
30
I have not had a chance to talk about the Polanski stuff and Ace has been venting his disgust the last few days with great stuff. Everyone knows the disgusting details but I think a few things still need to be said. First, a big fuck you to Hollywood and all you pieces of shit [...]
Sep
27
In another desperate need to prove he is relevant, former President Bill Clinton aka St. Bill the Syphilitic, is spewing shit on the news shows about the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. The dems are like a dog with a fucking bone. They make up a meme twenty years ago and are still trying to keep [...]