Archive for the ‘politics’ Category

Aug

13

Plebian is a Wise and Wonderful Man…

By jen

Pleb understands the gravity of the “Demure Google Crisis”
You know who’s demure? Jen.
I would like to say that Jen at Demure Thoughts is the most Demure person on the internet. In fact, Jen=Demure. Demureness becomes her. I vote for her as “Most Demure” on the Internet.
Of course, I also vote for her as “most [...]

Aug

11

A Nice Email Story…

By jen

Probably old.. but made me smile anyway.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where [...]

Aug

10

Harry Potter Teaser Trailer…

By jen

Aug

9

Pardon The Mess…

By jen

I am fuckin’ around with a new theme….

Aug

7

A Harsh Texan Realization…

By jen

Well, there have been several in the last few months with politics and all, but most recently I was having a chat, well a series of them, with a friend who started pointing out the absurdity of Texans being obsessed with the state identity. At first I wrote this off to his obvious disgruntled [...]

Jul

19

Generate a Barry O Quote!

By jen

I could do this all day…
Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about Flatulence. We need to get past all the Beans and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Cabbage. We need Beano, not Broccoli. Beano are our Bliss. And we need to have change [...]

Jul

13

Sunday Observation #2: Grocery Store Edition

By jen

Well, I got up this morning and hit the coffee pretty hard as per usual for a Sunday morning.  Since I am a heathen these days and probalby goign to roast in hell for not taking my kids to mass, yet again I decided I should stop putting off a trip to get new sneakers.
I [...]

Jul

12

I Thought I was Flexible…

By jen

It gets more disturbing and freaky as it goes on.

Jul

12

Heh…

By jen

Jul

10

From The Fuknut Files: 10 July 08

By jen

Dallas County Officials Spar Over Use of Phrase “Black Hole”...
What a bunch of fuknuts and this is in Texas.  I suggest we start culling the herd in Dallas County.
A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.
County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to [...]