Kat is in India and had a chance to see the girls.  The doctors say they are doing really well and their blood work looks great.  Kat sounds good and relieved as we all are.  I have seen pictures and OH MY GOD they are beautiful baby girls with big honkin’ melons!  That is for all that brain power.  :)

Congrats again to Brian and Kat…

Got a call early this morning from Kat who said, “We have twin girls!”  Her surrogate went into labor last night prematurely at 31weeks and they delivered two 3lb 3oz baby girls.  Kat is in the air as we speak on the 16 hour leg of her trip to meet her daughters.  She tells me the doctors are positive and say the babies are strong but small.  They are breathing well and came out crying.  Hopefully their weeks in the NICU will not be too numerous and she can bet Riley and Kelsey (sp?) home so I can hold them!  I loves me some baby girls!

For the record I have held totally true to the prediction that she would have two girls.  I have figured that everyone within say 200 yards of me is destined to birth daughters.  I am that sort of force of estrogen wonder.

Congratulations to Brian and Kat.  Yay!

via: The Corner

It’s a James Brown Thang…

Idiots:  We were at peace on September 11th.

Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) believes that on September 11 “we were basically at peace.”

Asked to clarify his remarks, specifically asking about the attacks on the U.S.S. Cole during Barack Obama campaign conference call, Kerry said, “well, we hadn’t declared war,” The Hill’s Sam Youngman reports.

Asked if al Qaeda was a threat at the time, the 2004 Democratic presidential nominee said, “well yes, obviously they were a threat. But, fundamentally we were not at war at that point in time.”

I can only imagine how amazingly fabulous our world would be if he had been elected.  This guy is who Shit For Brains wants as the Secretary of State?

Obamatardation:

Basic Asshattery: SUSAN SARANDON, who appeared in three films last year and won kudos for her TV movie “Bernard and Doris,” is still not a contented soul. She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, “It’s a critical time, but I have faith in the American people.”

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

This looks pretty cool…

Watching the unscene footage from Housewives of New York City. Jill is trying to get her daughter to cook. She says, “You are never going to get a man if you cannot cook!” Bethany, the caterer and resident smart ass says, “All you need is a good souffle and a good blowjob is all you need to get a man.”

Hah!

I would like to preface this by saying I have never bought a single thing off of the television. That said, as I sit here after having soaked in my jacuzzi bathtub I find myself excited by the thought of the Pancake Puff Pan! I am itching to buy one. Why? I have no fucking clue.

Maybe it is the…

• Gourmet Fancy Flavor Filler


• Pastry Brush


• Insulated Pan Handle Cover


• Sugar Shaker


• 1 Year Supply of Flipping Sticks for that
  Professional Touch

Or maybe it is just the thought of a plateful of these!

Maybe it is PMS… yeah that is probably more likely. Still, that pile of chocolate puffed goodness looks damn good, doesn’t it?

(more…)

1. A veteran


2. Intelligent and experienced


3. A man of faith


4. Moderate  to Conservative Democrat


5. Charismatic and Trustworthy

Basically I thought I would see an impressive man with gravitas who represented the very best of what this country has to offer.  I thought I would get a man who would epitomize what it means to work hard, achieve, and live a life of integrity thus making him a candidate we could all get behind because he was a good man, not a good black man.

What did I get?

1. A man who has no fucking clue about the military or military service.


2. A total fucking boob.


3. A guy who has roughly the same credentials for being POTUS as the Geek Squad Guy at Best Buy, though I would probably trust the guy driving the “geek squad beetle” more.


4. Oh I got a man of faith, alright.  Hate faith.  He might as well be a Jihad Loving Ululating Muslim at this point, the hate of America, Americans, and our way of life is roughly the same.


5. Politically he is a goddamn socialist retard who actually thinks raising taxes will make things better.  You read that folks?  We are about to elect the first candidate to run on raising taxes who actually wins.  In Barry O’s world you could get an abortion at the 7-11 but you cannot own a gun.  He will have AlmondJoy at the White House for tea and cookies.  I wonder who his Arafat will be?  Which fucking American murdering terrorist will he invite into the White House and legitimize as a world leader?  Maybe Billy Boy can help him figure out that one.  While we are at it, lets just forget about investing in stocks and the future of our nation because this cocksucking piece of shit is just going to tax our earnings to give them to someone else, someone who doesn’t bother fucking working for it.  UGH!  I will stop myself now before I get onto the Environment and really get hateful.


6. Charisma, oh how they talk about the smooth talking Barry O.  I have yet to see him.  What I see is a smarmy dilettante who has never worked a day in his life.  A man who wouldn’t know adversity if it bit him in the ass.  He is a charlatan, a  snake oil salesman,  he might as well be one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse with the damage he can do to the mind and reputation of America.  Just to go completely unhinged here how about we designate him the third horseman and no, not because he rode a  BLACK horse.  My issues with Barry O have nothing to do with his blackness.  I am a Catholic and therefor haven’t exactly been taught the bible like my protestant brethren, but wasn’t the third seal Famine?  Anyway, not gong to go all crazy apocalyptic on here, I am being theatrical.  Barry O cannot be the Third Horseman because he is a moron albeit a dangerous one.  When he fails, he will fail miserably and I just hope he doesn’t take too much of our way of life away from us.

Just for the record:  I am PMSing and I haven’t had chocolate today so this is probably all some chemically induced screed, but what the fuck?  It is all still true, though semi-hysterical.