My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a Web Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Jul
19
I could do this all day…
Generate a Barack Obama Quote!
“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about Flatulence. We need to get past all the Beans and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Cabbage. We need Beano, not Broccoli. Beano are our Bliss. And we need to have change [...]
Jul
13
Well, I got up this morning and hit the coffee pretty hard as per usual for a Sunday morning. Since I am a heathen these days and probalby goign to roast in hell for not taking my kids to mass, yet again I decided I should stop putting off a trip to get new sneakers.
I [...]
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10
Dallas County Officials Spar Over Use of Phrase “Black Hole”...
What a bunch of fuknuts and this is in Texas. I suggest we start culling the herd in Dallas County.
A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.
County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to [...]
Jul
6
Diversity Curriculum…
Two schoolboys were allegedly disciplined after refusing to kneel down and “pray to Allah” during a religious education lesson.
A spokesman for Cheshire County Council said ‘Educating children in the beliefs of different faiths is part of Cheshire’s diversity curriculum. It was claimed that the boys, from a year seven class of 11 and 12-year-olds, [...]
Jul
6
... the leftist fuknuts might remember they live in the greatest country in the world?
Jul
5
Yes, it is and I have perfected it…
Ingredients:
1 box Duncan Hines Coconut Supreme cake mix
1 box instant vanilla pudding
1 tub extra cream cool whip
1 can Coco Lopez or Cream of Coconut
1 Can Pineapple crushed or rings (optional but you need some pineapple juice if not the fruit.)
Directions:
Prepare the cake as per the directions on [...]
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