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Apr
15
via: Ace
Global Warming Loon of the Day Winner is… Dr. McPherson:
Dr. McPherson has a bachelor’s degree in forest resources from the University of Idaho, a master’s degree in range science from Texas Tech University and a doctorate in range science from Texas Tech.
Not to knock Texas Tech, a fine fine university, but they should have [...]
Apr
15
Does Ryan only have one suit? He is looking a little Max Headroom this evening.
Mariah Carey is their mentor this week. Nice little bio about Mariah and you can actually see the exponential expansion of her breast size as her career progresses. Eh, I have no strong feelings about Mariah. [...]
Apr
14
Plebian at that Daily Dollop does a bit of reverse translation for the lefties, to make them better understand why the peons are so pissed.
Imagine that GOP Presidential candidate Eustus P. Hogg III is speaking to the Upper Mudflap Rotary Convention in Mudflap, Pennsylvania, and he says the following:
“Y’all know that in some places, like [...]
Apr
14
I have nothing to add because it was all well covered by the rest of the morons. I shall do the truly uninspired thing and link it up…
Ace at his most deranged inspired:
Which is good, considering that 90% of the state doesn’t even have TV or radio, but instead relies on a slower, traditional [...]
Apr
13
Allah asks the question…
And here is the video link…
Here is the quote from the video but you really need to watch it.
Here’s how it is: in a lot of these communities in big industrial states like Ohio and Pennsylvania, people have been beaten down so long, and they feel so betrayed by government, and when [...]
Apr
12
Apr
12
I made my monthly trek to Costco today and spent entirely too much money, as always. It was renewal time and the kid checking me out said I owed them fifty bucks, yay. Meh.
The manager Maurey suggested the premium membership etc and I said, well if I didn’t have to write a check to the [...]
Apr
11
Why do celebrities and musicians have to fucking talk? Why is that?
Alicia Keys, who’s music I enjoyed, has not only imbibed the Black Panther Kool-Aid, she has transfused it. Ugh!
NEW YORK (AP) – There’s another side to Alicia Keys: conspiracy theorist. The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: ”’Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to [...]
Apr
11
Proposed State Tax on Beer of $1.80 per six-pack. Where you ask? Well, California of course!
Joe Six-pack will have to pay a lot more to get his buzz on if Assemblyman Jim Beall has his way.
The San Jose Democrat on Thursday proposed raising the beer tax by $1.80 per six-pack, or 30 cents per [...]
Apr
11
From the Alpha Moron at that…
Obama To Rural Pennsylvanians: Vote For Me, You Corncob-Smokin’, Banjo-Strokin’ Chicken-Chokin’ Cousin-Pokin’ Inbred Hillbilly Racist Morons
—Ace
This is of course as commentary on Barry O’s little moment at a San Francisco shindig to raise more money to fund his Emasculate America 2008 Campaign. He is explaining to the frothing masses [...]