My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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wardmama4 on Some Things Are Just Never Going To Be OK…All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Sep
19
This TDFU is inspired by an article I just read about an escaped killer in Washington state. You have to love the context of how this guy escaped. Ready? A legally insane killer was on the loose in the state of Washington on Saturday, two days after he escaped during a field trip to a [...]
Sep
5
I have become a pro at this specifically with Uverse which has a great freakin service but shitty hardware. Motorola is a piece of shit. Anyway, when you get the automated asshole voice saying welcome to att and you enter your number and info. Immediately start saying very loudly anything at all TV TV TV [...]
Aug
22
I would like everyone to take a look at the new copyright thingie policy on the sidebar. It seems that I was not specific enough before. I said, “Take what you want but link back, please.” Easy enough, no? At what point does that mean steal my shit completely to post to your insignificant little [...]
Aug
16
I am considering a new feature on Demure Thoughts. Something along the lines of an Ask Jen type thing. Specifically “Ask Jen: Am I a bitch ass man?” . Think about all the good I could do for the world! It would be like a PSA with attitude. Let me know what you think [...]
Aug
6
God that had me cheering at some parts. I love it. Does anyone have a count on how many times he said, “But wait! We are gonna have a second half recovery!” Fucking brilliant. I feel you, my friend. To make it better… I think he is listening to Tool in the background. I could [...]
Nov
24
This deal has been in the news lately. Some pastors encouraging their married congregation to have sex everyday for seven days straight to strengthen their marriage. Oy… why is this so irritating for some folks? Was reading over on Hot Air last week and some gal had her knickers in a knot over this big [...]
Jul
20
Words to Live by… Never trust birth control. Never leave a roux cooking to answer the phone. Always get your child support court ordered and garnished from his wages. Trust, me on this one. Never stir Mexican Rice once it is covered… STOP TOUCHING IT. Swallow on the upstroke. If your complexion will let you [...]
Mar
15
While I am female perfection, even I will admit there are a handful of days a month you really should tread lightly. The best of women have some mood issues. The following ten simple tips could save you much pain, many unnecessary fights, and perhaps even your life. Understand you are wrong. It is a [...]