Archive for the ‘rant rant rant’ Category

Jun

24

TDFU: Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Numbers

By jen

I haven’t written in a while and I have been bottling it up and saving it for a glorious Fuck You to the world.  First off, work has been absolutely insane and while I could probably write a TDFU about that everyday for a year, I will refrain because really, work is always insane no [...]

May

15

It’s the Islam, Stupid…

By jen

via Ace I had the honor of meeting Lt Col West at CPAC thanks to Kat McKinley aka Sparkle when we were standing in line to go eat lunch at the hotel. Keith Olberdouchenozzle hates this guy and thinks he is the devil which just made him one of my ten favorite people evah.  Olberdouche kills [...]

Mar

26

The Boob Saga

By jen

So, since i am 39 with 2.5 years of experience I have to get the recommended tit smash done yearly in addition to my annual groping/pap/as close as i will get to a lesbian experience.  While my “tryst” is not until next month, the mammogram was 6 March 2010.  First off, it fucking hurts and [...]

Feb

14

Climate Change Logic, Sign Me Up!

By jen

I have been reading about this whole Climate insanity and the reality check we all knew was coming.  It started with my reading the blog on the site for the new school my kids will be attending next year.  It is one of those LEED schools for indoctrinating our children into the cult of leftist [...]

Feb

7

Stating the Obvious, It’s Sort of My Thing…

By jen

Yesterday was the birthday of one of the greatest presidents we have ever had.  Regardless of your politics to deny Ronald Reagan his achievements and what he represented to this world is simply living your life with your head firmly buried in your ass.  As I watch the inaugural speech Dave in Texas was kind [...]

Jan

31

TDFU: A Little Bit of Everything

By jen

I do give more than my fair share of Fuck Yous to Nancy Pelosi, but you know… it never gets old.  It is like a warm blanket on a cold day.  So here we go.  Nancy, precious… do you really need to have the military fly you everywhere?  Do you really need to drink like [...]

Jan

15

Stupidest Shit I Have Read In A While…

By jen

And I real a great deal of stupid shit… Why men use prostitutes? Well how about “Because they can?”  Duh… This article is about a bunch of interviews done in “research” on the topic.  Talks about socially awkward men, men with intimacy issues, etc.. I was reading along thinking, is this for real?  Is this [...]

Jan

7

BCS Championship, Project Schedules, Txting…Random Shit

By jen

So, I am watching UT play because well this is Texas and my girl at work is a UT grad and if I do not watch I will be in the doghouse and she is in control of my life essentially so I am watching.  It is mitigating the agony of the fact I am [...]

Jan

4

Israelification: Great Idea, thus it Will Never Happen.

By jen

I have been spouting off since 9/11 about why the fuck are we creating another piece of shit government agency to deal with Airport Security?  Why are we not just writing the Israelis a nice big fat check and a open ended government contract to handle all our airport security?  Hubby sent me an article [...]

Dec

27

Estrogen Loaded Musings…

By jen

You know, there is this joke that talks about the downside of a woman president would be that she would be totally insane for 7-10 days out of the month because of PMS and her period.  It is a good giggle and all sorts of funnies come to mind.  That said, I feel I could [...]