My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Feb
14
I have been reading about this whole Climate insanity and the reality check we all knew was coming. It started with my reading the blog on the site for the new school my kids will be attending next year. It is one of those LEED schools for indoctrinating our children into the cult of leftist [...]
Feb
7
Yesterday was the birthday of one of the greatest presidents we have ever had. Regardless of your politics to deny Ronald Reagan his achievements and what he represented to this world is simply living your life with your head firmly buried in your ass. As I watch the inaugural speech Dave in Texas was kind [...]
Jan
31
I do give more than my fair share of Fuck Yous to Nancy Pelosi, but you know… it never gets old. It is like a warm blanket on a cold day. So here we go. Nancy, precious… do you really need to have the military fly you everywhere? Do you really need to drink like [...]
Jan
15
And I real a great deal of stupid shit…
Why men use prostitutes?
Well how about “Because they can?” Duh…
This article is about a bunch of interviews done in “research” on the topic. Talks about socially awkward men, men with intimacy issues, etc.. I was reading along thinking, is this for real? Is this broad who is [...]
Jan
7
So, I am watching UT play because well this is Texas and my girl at work is a UT grad and if I do not watch I will be in the doghouse and she is in control of my life essentially so I am watching. It is mitigating the agony of the fact I am [...]
Jan
4
I have been spouting off since 9/11 about why the fuck are we creating another piece of shit government agency to deal with Airport Security? Why are we not just writing the Israelis a nice big fat check and a open ended government contract to handle all our airport security? Hubby sent me an article [...]
Dec
27
You know, there is this joke that talks about the downside of a woman president would be that she would be totally insane for 7-10 days out of the month because of PMS and her period. It is a good giggle and all sorts of funnies come to mind. That said, I feel I could [...]
Oct
8
Oh where to begin…
First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week. Work has been intense and busy. I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday. That said, my wonderful bosses, bless their benevolent souls, [...]
Oct
2
Seems the Olympic Committee said “Fuck You” to Obama and Chicago. Can you imagine the outrage on Air Force One when Fuknut got the call he didn’t make them swoon and his pixie dust failed? I bet he was downright pissed, which means he probably crossed his legs and sighed, since the man is about [...]
Sep
30
I have not had a chance to talk about the Polanski stuff and Ace has been venting his disgust the last few days with great stuff. Everyone knows the disgusting details but I think a few things still need to be said. First, a big fuck you to Hollywood and all you pieces of shit [...]
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