On to the show…

Crazed Sex Poodle, are you fucking kidding me? Imagine my surprise that the world’s most arrogant self centered ass is a fucking predatory male!  Imagine my surprise that the man who was vice president to the slimiest bastard to ever hold office tries to get a “happy ending massage” from a legitimate massage therapist.  Fucking please… Really? I will admit the whole crazed sex poodle thing conjures images of Extreme Poodle on TLC and made me giggle.   Am I shocked this comes days after the announcement of the break up of the couple that inspired Love Story?  Oh for fuck’s sake.  No one with that much pent up hostility and unrequited ambition could be anything other than a fucking Crazed Sex Poodle.  You know the worst part of this whole thing?  Not that he obviously likes to treat massage therapists as hookers, but that I have to fucking see his swollen fucking head on the news again.  I bet Bill Clinton is laughing his ass off as he hears about this while sandwiched between two middled aged bleach blonde hair dressers who call him “Big Daddy.”   Fuck you, Al and you can stick that in your “Lock Box” and save it for a rainy day.

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Sir Paul McCartney is a douche.  Yeah, that is not news, but I really gotta acknowledge this particular achievement in douchebaggery by the most overrated musician of all time and enviroweenie:  Talking about the oil spill insanity…

The Beatles legend said: “Sadly we need disasters like this to show people. Some people don’t believe in climate warming – like those who don’t believe there was a Holocaust.

“I don’t accept the criticism of Barack over the oil spill.”  ”I think he’s been great. It’s tough if we Brits whinge that he’s whingeing at us. Tough, then don’t spill oil.”

This man is a goddamn genius.  An intellect of such astounding depth that I am feeling pretty bad about myself for thinking that not only is Barak Obama the biggest bumbling fucking idiot on the planet but that Sir Paul is a pathetic vegan loving piece of shit.  What is wrong with me?  Oh yeah, I have a fucking brain in my head and said head is not lodged in my ass.  Fuck you, Paul.  Go count your money or just go shut up and color.  Just stop fucking talking.

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OMG!  You mean Obama might fucking be corrupt?  Say it isn’t fucking so!!! Yeah, Blagodouche’s trial is getting ugly.  I hope their is a sex tape and a cocaine tape and a donkey in Tijuana tape and everything else.  Congratulations again to the citizens of the USA who voted Prince Fuknut into office.  I am so fucking impressed with both the Hope and the Change going on.  If your hope was to have the biggest moron possible in charge of the world, you are a fucking winner.  If you the change you were after is what is left after you pay taxes then you are on a fucking streak.  Head to Vegas, mother fuckers.  Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you again voting public for giving us four years of global humiliation and oh yeah… the worst possible economic future for our children.  Go Team!!!

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Whooping Cough Epidemic in California should scare the shit out of everyone.  The article basically blames parents for not vaccinating their kids.  Valid point. I was talking about this just the other day.  This particular disease is not to be played with. A parent who chooses not to vaccinate their kiddos for pertussis is just asking to plan a funeral because the shit is virulent and horrible.  Yeah it is California, home of the all natural green loving tree hugging organic food gives me an orgasm crowd, but they need to get over themselves. If they do not want to vaccinate their healthy little offspring then they need to keep them out of public schools.

That said, there is absolutely NO mention of the off the chart number of illegal immigrants who are in California with their many children who have probably never scene a vaccine. Could it be that allowing a huge number of people to swarm into a country without any regulation and become a part of the community without having to do pesky things like get vaccinated you might have an issue with this sort of stuff?  Correct me if i am on the wrong path here, but it just seems like it might possibly have something to do with this as much as parents too stupid to have their kids vaccinated.  Fucking stupid shit.

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Finally a few observations that need mentioning:

1. Nancy Pelosi is still a useless dried up old cunt

2. Obama is a wanker

3. There isn’t a fucking thing to watch on TV and i am pissed off

4. I really need to buy a new pair of shoes. – The Demure One

I had the honor of meeting Lt Col West at CPAC thanks to Kat McKinley aka Sparkle when we were standing in line to go eat lunch at the hotel. Keith Olberdouchenozzle hates this guy and thinks he is the devil which just made him one of my ten favorite people evah.  Olberdouche kills me the way he gets so… so… trembly and earnest as he has his daily nervous breakdown aka disassociation episode of the day aka whatever the fuck they call that segment of his show where he dry humps his desk in a moment of overwhelming self righteousness.

If this guy isn’t elected then there is something wrong with the world, but then again there is soooo much wrong with the world.

His answer to “How do we identify the enemy?” asked by a former marine and Redstate blogger at some symposium.  After the rest of the panel sort of flounders Col West pipes in with the “goods” and I would love to get this guy with THIS answer in front of every person who likes to use the phrase, “True Islam is a religion of peace.”  I will not go off on that tirade, I have done it before…maybe next week… for now, Col West says it better than I every could and without any “f” bombs or other colorful language.

If I could stomach posting a video of Prince Fuknut “rallying the crowd” in his so called charismatic mastery of oration i would just to show how much of a joke he is compared to the following:

I call the Doc the next week because I have heard nothing and they say, “Oh, they were suppose to contact you they need more films on your left breast you have a suspicious calcification.  Call them…k?  Bye now!”

WHAT!?  Let it be stated for the record that I medicate for anxiety and I am Mexican.  We think we are dying whenever we have a hangnail.  I call the xray place they say, “We made you an appointment for next month.”

WHAT?!!  I obviously have a gigantic tumor eating at my breast and you want me to wait a month?  I said, “No, how about tomorrow?”

“Well, we are booked so how about two weeks?”

“No, how about tomorrow?”

“Well, ma’am we…”

“NO, FUCKING DO IT TOMORROW!”

“Oh, ok… 9am?”

So I go back and get another smash on Friday and the gal shows me the little calcification she is going to reshoot magnified.  OH GOD.  More discoveries… a 38H can be smashed to 1/4 inch if needed.  By this point I am beyond sore, PMSing, and having a nervous breakdown every ten minutes about my impending death by flesh devouring breast tumors.  She was bright enough to say, “Please wait so the Doctor can look at the films incase i didn’t get what he needed”

She comes out a little while later says I am good to go and they will get the results to the doctor.  I said, “Today?”

“Uhmm probably Monday or Tuesday.”

“Today?”

‘Maybe Monday morning.”

“TODAY!!!!!”

“You should have your GYN call this afternoon if you do not want to have to wait.”  shuddering mammogram tech says recoiling from the medusa snakes writhing on my head.

Went back to shopping with Sarah and then headed over to the Tap Exchange for a beer.  God i needed a beer since no one was going to get back to me because you know, that is how these fuckers roll these days.  Hubby met us at the pub and another coworker.  Was on beer 3 when the GYN’s secretary calls and says, “Just wanted to let you know the radiologist called Dr. Chang and they agree you need a biopsy.”

“Ok… what did the report say?”

“Uhmm… dunno.  Just wanted you to know try not to worry.  Bye now!”

OMG, really?!  So what do I do?  Other than drink more beer and prepare for my death?  Call my mother.  She says, “Ok, call MD Anderson’s Undiagnosed Breast Center in Houston and tell them you want to be seen and biopsied there.”

Thankfully my kids were actually with my folks all week for spring break in Nederland.  I called Anderson on Monday they said it would be 3 weeks until they could get me in.  Ok… What do I do?  Other than have a meltdown?  Call my mother.  An hour later I have a phone call from MD Anderson and an appointment in three days.  Have I mentioned my mother is THE SHIT?

Well, something about having an appointment at probably the best cancer hospital on the planet has a calming effect on you, mostly.  That and zoloft/xanax/dos equis.  Over the next few days I read everything on the internet regarding clustered microcalcifications and the cancer they can be indicators of, DCIS.  I figured worst case I would have to have a boob lopped off and I would get a new one, right? I  mean by Wednesday I was determined to have them BOTH off and get a new set.  Why fret about it, right?  Just lop them off and take my ovaries and uterus and cervix too just incase they might get interested in acting up.  (God!  That appointment is in two weeks! If my Pap comes back abnormal just shoot me, I am done)

I was told to bring all films/digital files/reports with me to Houston.  I go that afternoon to get films etc and have them fax over the reports. I arrange to come back the next afternoon for the digital files.  The next afternoon i am going get the disk and get a call from Anderson.  “Ms Pifer, I know you have a right breast, don’t you?”

“Why, yes… yes I do.”

“Well we only received a report on the left one”

“Ok, I am on my way over there will have them fax everything again.”

Get to the place and get the disk and say, “I just got a call from MD Anderson and they only received a report on the left breast.”

Dumb girl secretary is already confused.  “Doctor Anderson didn’t get all the reports?”

“Not, Dr. Anderson, precious.  MD ANDERSON HOSPITAL.”  how is it possible to work in Healthcare, especially radiology in texas and not know what MD Anderson is?

“Uhm we faxed what we had, a bunch of reports on your right breast.”

“Uhm no, you sent my left.”

“This says the right one with magnifications for calcifications”

“Uhm no.. would you like to see the bruising on my LEFT one where you smashed me?  I need the right breast report.”

“This says it was the right.”

Ok, time to get loud.  “Honey, i do not give a rat’s red ass what that says i am TELLING you what was sent and what was DONE”

Enter office manager Mr. Chance who is very nice, i remember yelling at him earlier on Monday morning about needing a report right the fuck then.  “What can I help you with, Mrs. Pifer?”

“Well, Mr. Chance.  You can find my right tit because apparently it is missing though as i am sure you can see i clearly fucking have one and i clearly remember having it fucking smashed.”  He moves precious out of the way and says, “Of course, here they are” he gives said precious a dirty look and smiles at me hitting “send” on the fax.

By this time the entire waiting room is getting a show and these little old ladies are laughing and giggling at the crazy Latina in 5 inch heels talking about finding her tits.

Wednesday I left work midday and drove to Houston and the Crown Plaze at Reliant Stadium area.  Fuck me twice, it was Rodeo week.  The freakin traffic was insane and way too many men and women in wranglers who should NEVER be in wranglers.  My mom drove in later in the evening to join me and keep me from killing someone at the doctors office for not doing what I wanted immediately.  Mom got there at 730 and said, “We need a beer!”  We went to the bar had a few beers and I slept like a drunk baby.  Go mom!

The clinic at Anderson was amazing.  The place runs like  well oiled machine.  I was there all day and was examined and wait for it… HAD THE MAMMOGRAM REDONE!  Yes, seems the place in SA didn’t feel it was necessary to actually get the entire breast and nipple in the image.  Basically the images were useless and they were ready to biopsy me!  By the end of the day I was told they would need to biopsy the cluster and that is was very small and could not be felt so it would be a Stereotactic Biopsy. They explained everything and I was pretty sane until they said, “We can schedule this for next week.”

“No, tomorrow or better yet, NOW!”

She smiled and said, “Let’s see what our scheduling girl can bully the folks across the hall into.  She is good.”

The scheduling gal gets them on the phone and says, “Let’s start bumping and moving I have an out of town patient and we need he in either this afternoon or first thing tomorrow.”

20 minutes later I have an appointment for 8am!  Go team !  Yay!  Then it occurs to me they are going to be harpooning me in the breast at 8AM!

This is what is involved in a Stereotactic Biopsy:

You climb a ladder to this table that is about 5 feet off the ground.

You put your boob in a hole and lay flat on the table with one arm down one above your head.  They raise you higher off the ground so they work under you.

They YET AGAIN start jerking/twisting and eventually smashing the breast in this mammogram thing.  Take more pics so they can see what they are aiming at.

The Doctor, who was fabulous, said he was gonna numb the skin, then make the 1/4 inch incision then numb again as he places they needle/machine.

Did I mention this entire process is done by a computer once the needle/gun is in the incision?

I actually didn’t feel anything  until the machine got to the location and shot several more numbs-it shots and he said it was because of the proximity to the nipple.  (calc was left breast at 2 o’clock 2 cm from the nipple.)

Once he had the needle/gun were he wanted it, he said hold still for the 1 millionth time and the nurse on the ladder beside me rubbing my back aka making sure my shoulders were immobilized I hear this loud noise like a sewing machine and realize it sort of is like one.  A needle was sticking and taking little wormlike bits of tissue etc.  He took two rounds of samples and said he had what he needed.   They put a titanium marker in my boob and took some more pics then it was done.  I really felt nothing at all.

However, my shoulder was numb and my neck was killing me.  The most uncomfortable part was the “dressing of the wound”.  The tech, “Jennifer” says, I am just going to apply pressure to stop the bleeding we are done just relax.  OMG  I swear to you she must have twisted my left tit a full 180.  Fucking shit.

After that I had to get another image in the mammogram to record the location of the marker which looks like a little grain of rice, but it is really much smaller because the images was blown up to roughly the size of a basketball.  I sat down after that and had a total adrenaline dump and starting shaking and crying because, well it was done and stress, nerves and fear finally just catch up with you.  I wasn’t hurting or even freaking out it was just like I couldn’t stop myself.  they were great, got me something sugary to drink and a warm blanket.  They are big on warm blankets there and I am a fan of warmed blankets.  They told me they would call me by Wednesday the next week and I could leave.

I spent the rest of the day with an ice pack shoved in my shirt but for the most part it was really painless and I didn’t even bruise.

I called them Tuesday to say i couldn’t make it to Houston wednesday for the followup and my Nurse called and said they had good news.  Everything was totally benign.  The calcification were not interesting and all tissue sampled was benign breast tissue and fibrous stuff.  The doctors did my risk assessment and said i do not need to do 2x a year mammograms I can do annuals.  She said to go back to the local xray place for my mam next year and if anything else appears to come back.  Calcifications happen and should be looked at and they would be happy to take me back into the practice if I have any other issues.

In the end, it was horrifying and frightening and eventually very alright.  I cannot say enough wonderful things about MD Anderson and their staff, facility, and professionals.  They make something very scary and stressful as easy as possible.  I thanked God, Mary, and whatever Saint I could think of that Obamacare wasn’t my reality.  I cannot imagine that I would get the speed, quality, and level of care if I was dealing with the HMO from hell. I bet I would be waiting a good 8 months for another mammogram and biopsy after going through 8 referrals and whatever else they medical overlords feel I need to do to hopefully die before they have to actually pay for any sort of treatment.

“Wake up to reality, the earth is fading fast. We only have one life to live, we’ve got to make it last. Wake up to reality, this life is not a game. So take a stand and do something. It’s time to make a change.”

Yeah I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw it.  Anyway, I posted a comment in the blog, which is awaiting approval, asking what the districts curriculum will cover now that so many questions have been raised about the validity of all this “global climate change” stuff.  I was even nice enough to say I agree we should teach children not to waste and to be “good stewards” of society and the environment (yeah I know, but I want her to have no reason not to approve the comment) but I had issues with teaching children from a curriculum based on untruths and irresponsible science. We will see how it goes!

So, as I said, I have been reading all the articles this morning.  I keep reading things like, “Yes, we know there are flaws, but it was taken into account in the final findings” or “Even though the data was inaccurate we feel the results are still valid”. Wow.  I totally want some of those drugs!

I want to live my life with that fucking philosophy.  Imagine getting your electric bill and saying, “Yes, I understand we used this many bazillion watts of electricity, but I feel the bill should only reflect half as much because we really do not feel we use that much electricity.”  or better yet.  “Bank of America, I need my account adjusted this month.  I didn’t intend to buy that many pairs of shoes, I was just a little off that day so I think it is only fair to put that money back in the account.  After all, it is really not that important.”  Maybe the IRS!  “Apparently I underpaid this year because I forgot about the 20% raise I received and failed to reduce my exemptions.  At the end of the day after I figure in that my life has not become 20% better, I think it is unimportant that I actually made that extra money.  I am just paying the normal amount.  Okay?”

The world is going crazy, folks.  We have these nutballs admitting data is wrong but somehow through magical weather math the data doesn’t actually effect the fact we are all fucking going to die if we do not turn over our lives to the UN Climate Swine and the Sierra Club.  We have Obama who thinks he can just spend spend spend and push his shit we cannot pay for while upping the debt limits and he thinks it is not big deal!  These folks are like a bunch of petulant pre-teens who have no concept of consequences.  Why would they?  They never fucking suffer them when they have taxpayers like us to pay the piper.  I would like to take the UN and the current administration and put them both in the corner.

People always talk about the Hope and Change of Fuknut.  All I hear is doom, gloom, pessimism, and scolding.  You should listen to this speech if you are my age you will remember it as a child, if you are older you will remember it as literally what Hope and Change is suppose to be, if you are young and have never heard Reagan speak, then please listen to this and maybe you will understand what all of us “old folks” are so damn pissed off about.

The Left would have you believe we are all the harbingers of doom, negativity, and the unenlightened world view.  The reality?  We are all that is left of the optimism of America.  Reagan was many things, but foremost me, he was an optimist.  He believed unwaveringly in the intrinsic good of Americans and held dear faith that freedom would always win over tyranny.  The act of optimism in the face of the world he inherited is a staggering achievement.  To believe so wholeheartedly that this nation is great enough to overcome one of the worst economic times in modern history is the epitome of Hope and Change.

We live once again in a political climate where elected leaders believe they can tax us into prosperity.  I had one of those light bulb moments earlier when I was thinking about what to write here.  You know, one of those, “Well duh, jennifer” moments.  You know why they think they can tax us into prosperity?  Why they think that bloating the government is going to give us prosperity?  Well, I will tell you if you are slow on the uptake like me today. It isn’t that they are being stupid.  It isn’t that they think all this taxation and government spending is going to push us back to a robust and growing economy.  Helloooo, that isn’t what they want.  Their prosperity doesn’t include any of those things.  It  is as many more eloquent people have been saying for decades, prosperity to the Liberal mind is about dependence not independence.  It is about regulation not free markets and economies.  It is about fitting in not rising above.  Success is not judged by doing extraordinary things; success to the Liberal is celebrating mediocrity.  It is about everyone getting a trophy just for showing up, not for winning, not for excellence.  It is about providing excuses for failure instead of incentives for success.  It is about being beta not alpha. It is about nothing ever being special.

I miss special things.  I miss the celebration of special people.  Barak Obama is not fucking special!  Let me say it again in case someone out there didn’t hear me scream it.  HE. IS. NOT. FUCKING. SPECIAL!  He is average in the worst possible way.  He is not a beacon of hope unless the hope you have in your heart is to live in a world which celebrates mediocrity and being like everyone else.  Gee, I know I raise my children everyday with they hope that they will be just like all their friends.

The left revels in the creativity of Hollywood and the Arts, but when you think about it, I mean really think about it, there is an abysmal lack of creativity coming out of the so called Artistic Communities.  Movies for example, today’s blockbusters are loaded with the political apologist point of views veiled in spiffy artistic effects and bright shiny things to distract us from  the glaring message, “Americans are evil tyrants who live only to subjugate that which is different and they do not understand.”  Well, fuck you.  Seriously, go fuck yourself and the self righteous horse you rode in on.

I am sick and fucking tired of your message of doom and gloom.  The sky is falling and if we do not open our minds and our pocket books in support of the Cult of Mediocrity then we will all perish.  Again, fuck you.

This country, not the politicians, not the media, the actual country defined as the people who live in it, who pay the bills, who get up everyday and go to work, raise children, pray for strength and patience… well this country is starting to wake up.  It is rumbling and grumbling.  It is getting pissed off and the shit is going to hit the proverbial fan.  We are not the problem, we are the solution.  We are the greatness that is America, not a bunch of sheep following the shepherd of the Beta is Best Ideology.

Happy Birthday Ronnie, you were The Shit and you are greatly missed.

It reads like a dream order for a wild frat party: Maker’s Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey … and Corona beer.

But that single receipt makes up just part of the more than $101,000 taxpayers paid for “in-flight services” – including food and liquor, for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s trips on Air Force jets over the last two years. That’s almost $1,000 per week.

Courvoisier?  She must be rollin’ with Kanye these days.  Yo, Nancy was robbed!  She so totally deserved that Botox of the Year award.  Seriously though, the bar tab is interesting.  I am disappointed with the ghetto Johnny Walker Red, surely Nancy deserves Blue Label.  It is the least the American people can do for her.  2.1 million dollars over 2 years using Air Force jets as her own personal flying party bus.  Nancy deserves only the best for all the hard work she is doing.  Though if i were her I would not be too keen on pushing universal health care because she is gonna need a new liver if she keeps drinking like that. To expect Nancy to fly with the masses of unwashed is simply unthinkable.  What if they touched her?  What would happen to her fine couture clothing if she had to sit on a commercial airline seat?  Oogy pleb germs might get all over her clothes!

On to more bullshit…

Athiests.  Yeah, as a general rule I do not give a rat’s red ass about what anyone believes or doesn’t believe.  I have had non believers in my life who were good people and who did not feel the need to tell me I was a retard for believing or accusing me of taking part in the gigantic Roman Catholic Conspiracy to rule the world.  In return I didn’t tell them how sad it is that they cannot believe. Life is about personal choices and as long as those choices do not shit all over me and you live your life with integrity then we have no issues.  That said, if your particular variety of Atheism is such that you are offended by a Mother Teresa stamp, then you need to just get over your fucking inflated sense of self worth.  Seriously.  They are telling folks to boycott USPS and encourage a letter writing campaign.  Hmmm that actually may work in the USPS’s favor.  I mean maybe this was the plan all along!  No one writes letters anymore so they picked the Atheists to piss off.  They probably had a bunch of meeting to brain storm how to increase revenues.  What a bunch of fucking retards.  Btw, they had no problem with the MLK stamp or the Malcolm X stamp.  Apparently their religion didn’t negate their accomplishments.  I wonder if Dr. King would have considered his Christianity “incidental and irrelevant” to his accomplishments?  I wonder if Malcolm X would agree that Islam was not a defining force in his life?  These guys must be some sort of new retarded version of Atheists.

On a depressing note:

I visited DSW today with my rewards check and there wasn’t a fucking thing I wanted in the entire store.  I blame Obama.  I was at the mall yesterday and I visited like ten stores and nothing nothing nothing.  Everything sucks.  Skinny jeans, neon colors, bright prints.  Excuse me fashion trend deciders… I remember the 80s, and while it had some amazing things about it, fashion was not among them.  Are you fucking kidding me?  Cold shoulder shirts, leggins, boyfriend shirts with bright colors, and for the love of GOD… ballet flats.  It is fucking tragic.

On a good note:

I am totally in love with Doctor Who.  I am in the middle of season 2 and loving it.  Some of them are really stupid but in a good way.  When the BBC gets it right, they get it very right.

I have four episodes of Fringe waiting for me. I think I am going to bank about 6 of them then watch them all over a weekend!  Yay!  I love Walter.

On the “Fucking enough already” note:

I do not give a fuck about how much money Avatar has made.  Honestly I have no desire to see it.  Not because of politics, though that certainly doesn’t help, but mostly because I haven’t forgiven James Cameron for inflicting Titanic on the world.  I will never forgive him for paying Celine Dion to sing that fucking song from hell.  I will never forgive him for casting that perpetual childlike looking twit Leonardo in the film.

I also do not give a shit about Lost.  I do not care that it is the last season.  Honestly they could have added ten minutes to the last episode of season 1, sent them home, and ended the show on a high note.  It has been downhill since then.

My new thing:

I have spoken often of my coworker and favorite person ever, Sarah aka Jen’s Keeper.  She is a font of great expressions which are contagious.  It started with, “Really?”  Which she says only slightly less than she use to and I seem to say at least once an hour.  A few weeks back she started with the newest benign commentary that has taken on a life of its own.  We were working on something that probably was not ours to do but we ended up doing it and on a tight deadline when a box popped up on her laptop that says, “you have been infected with a trojan”  She sighs, rolls her eyes and clicks the “yes I will call helpdesk box” and says in total exasperated seriousness, “I do not have time for Trojans.”  The meme of the month has been “I do not have time for…”  This of course has infected me and another co-worker.

A few days ago I get a text on the way into work which said, “I do not have time for motorcycles”  meaning of course one was inhibiting her from driving her normal mach 3 speed to work.  My text reply was, “I do not have time for cars!”  This is how life goes all day, everyday.  “Jennifer, we have a meeting at 1pm”  grumble grumble “I do not have TIME for meetings.”

Things we have not had time for over the last few weeks.

People
Ovaries
Rain
Garage Door Opener Batteries
Runs in my stockings
Ghetto Shopping Malls
Parking Ticket Validation and Parking Garages… Parking in General.
Trying on Clothes
Blemishes
Deliverable Reporting
Deliverable Training
Exel
Visio
Microsoft

Yes, I am aware this if probably only amusing to us, but in the end, that is all that really matters.  As long as we are amused, everyone lives.

Some random “What the fucks…”:

What the hell is up with Luby’s?  Seriously, it is almost as expensive as going to a real restaurant.  The worst part?  What happened to the little lady with the tea cart?  She is gone!  You know what they have now?  Annoying little ladies who bother you like vulture waitresses.  I honestly think Sarah is going to stab one with a fork soon.  “Is there anything i can get you ladies?  Butter? Hot sauce? Ice?”  I kick Sarah under the table to keep her from saying, “Yes, you can get the fuck away from me and go find a goddamn tea cart!”  She is so awesome that way.  If she is like this at 23 imagine what she will be like at 40!

Drug commercials on TV: Really?  Do you feel so self conscious about the length of your eyelashes that you are going to take a drug to make them longer and thicker?  A drug that can cause some pretty weird side effects?  Do what any self respecting drag queen does, sweetie… visit the M.A.C. counter and get some fabulous false eyelashes!  The best ones are the anti-depressants drugs.  They will make you feel so much better, but by the way, if you are a guy you might get sexual disfunction.  So if you are not depressed enough for medication before you take it, you dick ceasing to function normally or your inability to ejaculate will see that you soon are.  Speaking of dicks, erections lasting longer than four hours might be a bad thing.  Contrary to popular thought and commentary from guys I know who say things like “Four hour erection?  I am not going to the emergency room!  I am going to call some people and pull out the video camera!”... this cannot be a good thing.  I hear they have to drain the blood from your dick with a needle.  I do not have a dick and the thought makes me cringe.

Amazon:  I finally get a Kindle and now Amazon and MacMillan books are in a pissing contest about pricing and some of my favorite authors are no longer available!  I bought my Kindle in an effort to keep the vampire porn flowing into my home with the least amount of effort possible.  You two guys need to figure this shit out. I do not have time for pissing matches.

Crying men on TV.  Hell crying men in general.  For fuck’s sake, get a fucking grip.  Guys crying because they are eliminated from Amazing Race or Top Chef or whatever.  Guy’s crying because life is just so fucking hard.  Find your sack, dammit.  I know we have a breast for a president, but it is soooo not ok to cry like a fucking woman. I am a woman and i do not cry as much as these bitch ass men do.  I am a woman with PMS from hell and i do not cry that much.  I am sorry your girlfriend doesn’t love you anymore. I am sorry you lost the game.  I am sorry you are so fucking pussified you cannot just say, “Fuck it, life blows sometimes… NEXT”

Fucking pet commercials.  The ones with the bulldog is fine.  I think bulldogs are pretty spiffy and I am not an animal person, but their ugliness makes me smile.  But there is one with a dog talking about being a “super pooper”.  I do not need to tell you how much this commercial disturbs me.  I do not need to hear about the shitting habits of a fucking chihuahua while I am eating dinner and watching tv.  People have fucking lost their minds with their pets in the last few years.  They are DOGS, people.  Dogs are pets.  They are DOGS!  They are not children.  They do not need a therapist, a spa, their own furniture, and they certainly do not need to be with you every second of of your life outside of work.  Do not bring Fifi to the store, the gas station, and do not even think of bringing her with you when you visit.  I do not care about your dog.  If one more person at work shows me a picture they took over the weekend and it is their ruined dog in some absurd picture I am going to lose it.  No it isn’t cute that he fell asleep on his back.  No he isn’t cute in his little hat and booties.  No she isn’t just precious in her goddamn tiara.  IT IS A FUCKING ANIMAL!  Feed it, play with it, let it be an animal not some sorry substitution for children which you are too damn irresponsible and self centered to breed for yourself.  I am really sorry that you cannot put your kids in their cage or lock them in the laundry room while you go to work or out clubbing or whatever it is you do.  Fine, do not breed, but for the love of God stop with the fucking pet insanity.  Dogs should be dogs, not pitiful codependent creatures who live only to fill your idle time and make you feel like you are nurturing something.

The fucking weather.  Enough already.  It needs to either be HOT or COLD.  This 30-50 degree temperature shifting every other day is killing me.  I do not have time for weather!

Finally… Obama.  SOTU… Fuck You, fuck you, and Fuck you.  Tax relief for millions already.  Really?  Who?  People who are not fucking paying taxes anyway?  You are a fucking boob.  Your administration is a freakin’ joke.  Your congress is skating on thin ice and your term’s second half is gonna be a whole other ballgame.

Ok… that should hold the world for a while.

Why men use prostitutes?

Well how about “Because they can?”  Duh…

This article is about a bunch of interviews done in “research” on the topic.  Talks about socially awkward men, men with intimacy issues, etc.. I was reading along thinking, is this for real?  Is this broad who is writing really being serious?

One of the most interesting findings was that many believed men would “need” to rape if they could not pay for sex on demand. One told me, “Sometimes you might rape someone: you can go to a prostitute instead.” Another put it like this: “A desperate man who wants sex so bad, he needs sex to be relieved. He might rape.”

I think it is pretty well established the act of rape is really not about sex at all or the need to empty your balls. It is about violence and power and the psychopathic need to inflict not only your will on someone but humiliation.  The ball emptying is just incidental.  Like serial killers who get “off” on murdering people.  There are wires in their brains that are not connected to the right stuff and they should all just be culled from the herd.  Let’s just ignore that little morsel of fact.  I would argue that the guy who says he would need to “rape” a woman if he couldn’t pay for sex is most likely raping the prostitute.  The woman is just not in a position to call the cops and file charges.  Also, not to be all realistic and shit, a man who needs to rape a woman is going to rape a woman regardless of the circumstances that led him to her side.  Everything in that passage is utter bullshit and I expected the writer to at least mention this at some point.  I got to this statement and I knew we were dealing with one of “those” women.

I concluded from this that it’s not feminists such as Andrea Dworkin and myself who are responsible for the idea that all men are potential rapists – it’s sometimes men themselves.

Wow.  Just wow.

The “woman”makes a point in the article  many of these women in brothels being trafficked from foreign countries.  But men who are looking for a hooker are not really thinking about that now are they?  I am not a member of the school of thought which says if men were not so damn horny then women wouldn’t be brought in and sold for sex.  A guy buying sex is not in the same league as a person who lures women out of their unfortunate circumstances and holds them as slaves and hooks them on drugs to make money off their bodies. If all men stopped buying sex today there would be another “driving factor” for bad people to prey on other people.

One paragraph seemed to be on point to me and it wasn’t the author’s words it was a quote from an interviewed guy…

Others were clear that they paid for sex in order to be able to totally control the encounter, including Bob, who said, “Look, men pay for women because he can have whatever and whoever he wants. Lots of men go to prostitutes so they can do things to them that real women would not put up with.”

I think men pick up prostitutes for various reasons and I think there is a difference in the psychology of a guy who drives around to pick up a street hooker and a guy who calls an escort.  The former has a deep desire to contract a disease and is just fucking self destructive and stupid.  The latter is either doing what Bob mentions above or needs to get his balls emptied on a business trip or he just doesn’t have freakin’ time to deal with a relationship or his wife isn’t scratching an itch or whatever.  I think the first guy needs a therapist and the latter just needs to wrap his dick in a titanium condom.

I could even make the argument that a guy at a bar trying to get a hook-up for the night and the woman doing the same have pretty much the doing the same thing as a call girl (not some poor Asian or Eastern Euro gal who thought she was coming to the west for a modeling deal) and John.  A guy can drop a load of cash on drinks at a bar on the “hopes” he gets to take the girl home before she is too sloppy drunk to participate or he can just skip the legwork and order out.  In the end it is meaningless sex with someone you will never see again and both are likely to give you herpes.  If herpes is what you are after then the “path of least resistance” makes some sense, no?

I suppose I will get flack for that commentary but I stand by it.

The entire article is stupid and probably paid for by some country’s tax dollars.  I suppose it is better than another fucking global warming study if for nothing other than the entertainment value.

Side note:  Was talking to a guy a work who used a phrase that made me laugh out loud.  I made a comment about how there are not enough Cosmos on the planet to make that guy less of a dick even if he is handsome.  Then of course the subject of “beer goggles” came up and then this co-worker says, “Sometimes you go the beer goggles route as a man and sometimes you ‘Go Ugly Early’ and just save yourself the expense of getting drunk.”  I had never heard the phrase “go ugly early” before.  I lead a sheltered life I guess.  Nonetheless it made me laugh.

We have discussed how Josh Groban shouldn’t sing the anthem they should have had a country singer like Martina McBride do it.  We have discussed that even though I like red better than burnt orange I am required to cheer for UT or she will no longer uphold her duties as Jen Keeper.    I commented that football butts are the best.  Then we started a list…

Football butts
Baseball arms
Tennis Thighs
and of course…
Swimmer’s HIP THINGIE!

Let me know if you have any additions….

On to more stupidity…

Cell phones are getting to be sad.  Really sad.  Their inferiority complex over iPhone is just fucking ridiculous.  I do not give a rat’s red ass about Google android or whatever the fuck it is.  It is not an iPhone.  Worse?  That stupid commercial with the “projector” phone.  Really?  Who the hell is gonna use that?  I mean wtf are you going to watch for the 2.5 minutes it will probably take to run the battery down?  You want to give my cell phone a good function?  Make it do my fucking laundry.

Back to the BCS… McCoy had five seconds of a game and got hurt? Well fuck… walk it off and get back in the fucking game.  Just sayin’.

On to more random shit… Smart cars.  Look I get that there are pussies in the world who buy cars like this.  I just thought they were either all women or gay.  Was behind one on the expressway today… not a good thing… passed the wind-up toy and looked at the driver.  Big giant guy… oy.  Here is the rule:  If you are a male driving a SmartCar you immediately have your “man card” revoked.  You might as well start wearing a tutu.  In Texas a man in a SmartCar is just asking for a beatdown.

I have a fire!  I have been in my condo for two years and had two fires over that time in my lovely fireplace.  I have had 5 fires since Christmas!  W00t!

For the record, I can tackle better than these boys are doing right now… in my stilettos.  Just sayin’  Oooo a sack… see they heard me! Oh shit… nevermind… I keep getting texts that say, “pinche freshman!”  “WTF?”  “I will need spiked coffee to survive the office full of Aggies tomorrow!”  Pobrecita…

You know what this football game needs?  Vince Young, but since that isn’t an option I guess I will eat a jolly rancher.

I have been looking at the news and it is all rather stupid.  Janet Oogypants wants to scan us all and see america naked.  Bad idea for many reason.  beyond the obvious fact it is probably totally not reliable, wtf is gonna happen if some TSA worker sees something?  9 out of 10 TSA workers I see at security are 45+ overweight women sitting on a stool or some old guy with bad knees walking you through the metal detector.  Wtf are they gonna do?

Well this game blows… I am pondering watching a movie now.  Hmmm

Ok… have to finish this damn schedule… will write something that matters tomorrow.

A couple of my favorite points the author makes, and many are made…

Five security layers down: you now finally arrive at the only one which Ben Gurion airport shares with Pearson – the body and hand-luggage check.

“But here it is done completely, absolutely 180 degrees differently than it is done in North America,” Sela said.

“First, it’s fast – there’s almost no line. That’s because they’re not looking for liquids, they’re not looking at your shoes. They’re not looking for everything they look for in North America. They just look at you,” said Sela. “Even today with the heightened security in North America, they will check your items to death. But they will never look at you, at how you behave. They will never look into your eyes … and that’s how you figure out the bad guys from the good guys.”

Of course they don’t look anyone in the eyes! This is America and that requires a fucking spine as a populous.  We have spent two generations weeding these horrible habits out of our citizens.  Do not make eye contact.  There is a fucking major corporation, which will remain nameless, who actually has a policy on how much eye contact is acceptable before it is “threatening”.  That number is less than five seconds.  Are you fucking kidding me?

“Do you know why Israelis are so calm? We have brutal terror attacks on our civilians and still, life in Israel is pretty good. The reason is that people trust their defence forces, their police, their response teams and the security agencies. They know they’re doing a good job. You can’t say the same thing about Americans and Canadians. They don’t trust anybody,” Sela said. “But they say, `So far, so good.’ Then if something happens, all hell breaks loose and you’ve spent eight hours in an airport. Which is ridiculous. Not justifiable.”

It is fucking sticking your head in the sand.  That is what this country has become of late.  How do I know this?  Because countries like Afghanistan and Yemen etc still fucking exist!  They haven’t be wiped off the map on sheer fucking principle for fucking with our way of life.  Prince Fuknut isn’t the problem so much as the culmination of the pussification of America.  He cannot even say the word terrorist.  He is so fucking politically correct and so fucking dickless that he cannot conceive of there being a scenario he cannot buy/spend his way out of.

We do not have a terrorist problem in this country, people!  We have a Healthcare crisis.  Yes yes we do.  Really, I mean it.  That is the central crisis we face.  Yes yes it is… move along now.. nothing happening here… nothing happening in Detroit… oh no no no that wasn’t a terrorist attack! It was an alleged attempted possible thingie to maybe on an off chance render a large number of Americans permanently unable to breathe on a day that misguided and uneducated masses celebrate the birth of the alleged son of some “divine” being.

Imagine me, as president… yeah Iknow… try hard.  I am enjoying my family day with the girls and whatnot in some fabulous location, not fucking Hawaii, and I get a call, hopefully sooner than 3 hours after it happens, that says, “Yo, Oh Exalted Demure One and Leader of the Free World, some ass fuck tried to blow up a plane bound for US soil with some device he picked up in Yemen!  AQ is behind this.  Just wanted you to know, ma’am.” 

Imagine now that I am in my current state of estrogen induced delightfulness and you get something like this… “Get all the important fuckers in the room or on the horn and I will be there in a few, this gives me the ass!  I was about to eat my oyster dressing and I have to deal with this fucing shit.” 

I would of course have to get out of my flannel PJs, which would cause further deterioration of my mood, and dress appropriately to meet with the important fuckers.  I am thinking something black and severe, but with some fucking wicked hot 4 inch red stilletos that scream, I could totally punctuate your trachea with this if i were so inclined.  I would head over to wherever the fuck I had the important fuckers waiting with “that look” that makes my kids run for the hills and grown men cross their legs without knowing why on my face when I entered the room.  They would all stand up and I would say, “Sit the fuck down, everyone but the Homeland Security asshats, you fuckers can stay standing for the duration of this meeting.” 

I would sit in my chair at the head of the table and open a folder or some shit with important information and such in it.  I would briefly peruse it in total silence so everyone can be a bit more on edge.  Someone, probably some asshat from Homeland Security who knows he is fucked, would say, “Ma’am if you would have a look at the summary report…”

“Did someone hear a noise?”  I would ask one of my spiffy generals sitting around the table.  “Sounds like a buzz, very annoying.”  I would then turn to my Chief of Staff and say, “I thought we successfully got rid of all my predecessor’s idiots in Homeland Security.” 

He/she would say, “We did but rolling out the new stricter policies has been slow going.”

He/she would get The Look and then I would say something like, “Ok, guys… this seems pretty straight forward.  Let’s blow up all of Yemen for a start.  When can I expect to see some after action reports and pictures of the large craters and shit on satellite?”

The entire table would stop breathing for a few seconds, a few seconds too long and I would say, “Was that somehow unclear?  Did I stutter?”

Some advisor would say something like, “Ma’am, did you just suggest we blow up an entire country?”

“No, I didn’t suggest anything of the sort, I believe I ordered the total destruction of Yemen.  It wasn’t up for debate.  Suggesting infers a gray area that simply doesn’t exist.”  I would then pour some coffee and be pissed because there is no Ready Whip to put on the top and then point to one of the standing Homeland Security folks and say, “You, do something within your skillset, get me some fucking Ready Whip.  Can you do that without something blowing up?” 

One of my PR folks would say, “Jen, you realize there is going to be quite a bit of outrage if you simply bomb Yemen into oblivion.”

I would chuckle and say, “You are so precious.  Do you really think anyone is going to give a fuck?  Who the fuck cares about Yemen anyway?  Do I have any Yemini people in this room?  Does anyone depend on anything Yemin produces?  I googled Yemen and they export Oil, which we will own after I plant a fucking flag and claim Yemen as our newest freaking territory.  They export coffee, which we have South America for, and dried salted fish… i do not even eat dried or salted fish.  Dried salted fish is gross and smells funny, I say this is a fucking win/win for us.  We are doing the world a favor.”

“Jen…”  a General would say then clear his throat.  “Are you saying you want us to bomb Yemen into dust?” 

“Yes, Dear.  Use all those spiffy warheads I let you buy and fly over in those shiny new Aircraft and blow it to smitherines.  Fun huh?”  By this point I am pondering the fact I need a fill because my nails are getting too long and how I should be drinking a glass of wine after having eaten way too much oyster dressing and turkey which I haven’t been able to do since I am in this fucking meeting.  Everyone would be talking among themselves trying to figure out how to talk me out of my idea and I would let them for about 20 seconds then I would stand up and say, “Ok, folks… I am gonna roll.  One question before I get going.  Do we have the terrorist in custody?”

Homeland Security guy No. 3 says, “Yes, Ma’am” 

“Good, is he talking?”

“A bit.”

“Ok, get what you can out of him then put a bullet in his brain.”  I would say casually and turn to my favorite General, the one with the new planes and say, “You will let me know when the pictures of burning Yemen are available to see?”

“Yes, Ma’am.” 

“Awesome, you are The Shit!”  I would say as I started walking out of the room.  “The rest of you fuckers, do what you do but if i see one of you bitches on the news taking shit from The Left about this without throwing the fuck down, I will have your asses over a fire.  Tell them we blow shit up when people fuck with us, it is a simple fucking concept.”

First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week.  Work has been intense and busy.  I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday.  That said, my wonderful bosses, bless their benevolent souls, have given me Friday and Monday off.  Yay!  Hubby is having some out patient surgery tomorrow so I cannot sleep in, but at least I do not have to burn PTO, right?  Nonetheless this is what has been holding up the “fuck yous”  and I am assured things will calm down soon.  They have to, right?

On to the rage…

“Climate talks failure would end in embarrassment for Obama”

U.S. President Barack Obama faces “more than an embarrassment” should his nation fail to lead international negotiations to complete a new climate-protection treaty by December, a senior European climate negotiator said.

Yes, I am quite certain Europe would like nothing better than to have Fuknut lead us into the valley of the eternal damned that is this bullshit.  I mean think about it… we are talking about Europe and the UN here, folks.  Anything less than full bent over subjugation to the socialist strap-on is going to be an embarrassment to these guys.   I would venture to say the UN and Europe are just pissing their collective knickers in delight that the US finally has a President they can relate to… a bitch ass man.  One more member of the “we are smarter than you” club that has no fucking clue about anything much less climate for fuck’s sake.

Obama’s scope is limited because the U.S. Congress may not approve a domestic law to control emissions before the December deadline for signing an international climate accord in Copenhagen

Newflash, Fuknut’s “scope” is not the only thing limited.  Off the top of my head I can add; understanding of economics, testosterone levels, and grasp on reality as things he is severely limited on.  I know I want congress rushing to slam my country with a bunch of regulations destined to seal the coffin on our economy just so the Douch Bag in Chief can sign a fucking treaty not worth the piece of paper it is scrawled on.

“We can just help, but helping them also means directly telling them that the world has an expectation.”

Fuck the world and fuck their expectations, how is that for a fucking message to send?  Shut the fuck up and clean your own backyard up… stay the hell out of mine!  The above nugget of whatever-the-fuck-that-is comes from some Karl Frankendickhead, director-general for environment at the European Union’s executive body.  Wtf kind of title is that?  Could it be more of a wimpy fucking title?  Sounds like something Fuknut would come up with.  If this is the type of titles floating around the EU then it is no wonder Fuknut wants a Czar of Public Toilet Paper Consumption and every other damn thing his pea brain can come up with to give his cronies a gig in the White House.  I want to be Czarina of Shut Your Fucking Piehole, Bitches.

The UN is pushing for a deal that would limit the rise in world temperatures since industrialization began to 2 degrees Celsius (3.6 degrees Fahrenheit). That level of warming would lead to “more intense” rainfall, droughts, floods and heat waves, a World Bank study released last week said.

Really? When did the UN become the pantheon of weather gods?  Meteorologists cannot tell me if it is going to rain this weekend with any accuracy at all and you are tell me the UN along with the World Bank can limit the rise in world temperatures?  I am sure it will be just as successful as their oil for food program and their fucking absurd peacekeeping efforts.  I fucking hate the UN.  I get that Fuknut and his merry band of mouth breathers are trying their level best to do the right thing.  Unfortunately the right thing to these guys is turning all first world nations into third world nations so that we all have clean fucking air?  Maybe I should be the Czarina of Gross Generalizations, but still if the shoe fits.

This is the only song and dance/dog and pony show the Left knows how to do.  If it isn’t healthcare it is bullshit peace talks and appeasement.  If it isn’t taking care of the “poor” it is saving Gaia from horrible humans.  It all ends the same way… America becomes a socialist shithole like most of Europe and eventually just devolves from there.  It is all about everyone having the same everything.  Problem number one?  The only way that happens is if we are all fucking third world nations sucking the tit of a government corrupt to its core.  Problem number two?  That is not a problem as far as the Left is concerned.  The Left is the living embodiment of the phrase, “cutting your nose off to spite your face.”  I think we need to sterilize them all while there is still a chance to save the world.  This sort of shit breeds true, cannot take the risk.

“Pot legalization gains momentum in California”

SAN FRANCISCO — Marijuana advocates are gathering signatures to get at least three pot-legalization measures on the ballot in 2010 in California, setting up what could be a groundbreaking clash with the federal government over U.S. drug policy.

At least one poll shows voters would support lifting the pot prohibition, which would make the state of 40 million the first in the nation to legalize marijuana.

I am not going to address the whole good vs bad thing here.   I just frankly do not give a fuck one way or another. I have enough trouble remembering shit; I am not gonna get high.  I find it humorous that it comes from San Francisco though. I think this is part of a bigger conspiracy.  Nancy has to run for reelection and if all her constituents are toasted she will win in a landslide as long as she has a wiener-mobile at the polling place to sate the overwhelming munchies of voters.  Also, if anything were to drive me to get high… it would be living in California and getting the tax ass reaming they get.  I am sure the whole fucking state could use a good buzz.

The headlines are too numerous to do adequate justice individually so I have stopped even looking.  I read about the troop morale in Afghanistan and watch a video about how that is all “Bush’s” fault.  Holy fucking shit, dickhead.  His Royal Fabulousness has been in office nearly a year and has practically abandoned the troops entirely.  He has more important things to do like worry about fucking carbon emissions and the Olympics, and how he is going to rationalize a Czar of Michelle’s Kitten Heels.  War shmar… that stuff is above his pay grade.  I hate weak as people, I especially hate weak as men and I am to the point of actually getting nauseated when I see or hear this fucking idiot’s voice.  Every time I see a bumper sticker with Obama/Biden on it I desperately wish I had mind powers to just “poof” them out of existence or maybe to France where they can feel appreciated.

I watch folks go through their day without a care in the world about the state of things, about the danger a man like Obama represents to our very way of life.  They are oblivious to the reality of his congress and that Nancy Pelosi could screw things up so badly that our kids might still be paying the price when they are our age.  I am not talking about Democrats or Republicans here, I am talking about people in general.  The folks who say things like, “I do not follow politics, it is all bullshit anyway.”  These are the people who go through life as they always have assuming everything will be ok.  Why?  Because it always has been in the past.  Because they grew up in a world where Reagan saved us all from the fucking disaster that was Jimmy Carter.  Because they cannot conceive of anything actually impacting their own lives.  They grew up in a world where there was always someone who saved the day.

Wake up, folks… there is no guarantee we will get another Reagan, hell it is the exact opposite.  The power of the media and their total devotion to the Left has made it damn near impossible for anyone who disagrees with Fuknut and his policies to even get heard.   This is the new world of 24/7 news cycles, leftist blogs, and internet news.  The media will never vet the Left like they will seek to destroy anything at all inspiring on the Right.  The playing field is not even close to even.  I am not certain it is possible to produce another man like Reagan.  Even without the media deep throating of Liberal Idealism I do not feel confident he/she exists.  I am not saying there are no good people out there with great ideas and brilliant minds and a true gift for communicating to the masses, I am saying there is no incentive for them to seek our highest office.  Who would do that to their family?  The kind of man/woman you would want in office would never knowingly put their loved ones in the path of a Media Monster.   I hate to break it to all of you out there who just “weather the storm” but we might not get through this storm in one piece.

I am  not asking anyone to become an activist, I am just saying you might want to wake the fuck up and start looking at the world around you.  Stop accepting things as “just the way things go” and realize that the only way this shit stops is for decent people to stop ignoring reality.  Stop believing you have a fairy godmother who is going to magically make it alright for you.

If I see another fucking John McCain put forth as the GOP candidate I am going to fucking lose it.   Do not put me a position again to have to back the less pathetic of two candidates.  I fucking hate John McCain.  He is a arrogant self serving prick, he just happened to have a sliver of character which is 1000% more than Fuknut has.

We have been distracted as a nation by fucking bullshit Health Care Reform and swine flu and fucking carbon emissions!  None of that shit matters and the Left knows it.  They fucking bank on you either getting all in a lather about it because you neighbor is and you like to fit in or that you just do not give a fuck!

Global Warming is going to kill us!  Swine Flu is going to kill us!

No, bitches… indifference and ignorance is going to kill us.  Stop fearing Global Warming and start fearing the Fruits of Apathy.

I bet Michelle was stomping all up and down the aisle of the plane, her Klingon battle talons probably ripping through the fine Italian leather of her latest pair of “kitten heels” as she roared in gutteral battle fury.  I bet she was fucking pissed.  I mean she promised to put on a good party and the Olympic Committee basically said, “We do not want to go to your party, bitch.  You would probably hire ACORN to cater the event.”

David Axelrod is on the ball though with a spiffy nifty bit:

“I don’t view this as a repudiation of the president or the first lady,” said David Axelrod, Mr Obama’s senior advisor and a fellow Chicagoan. “It didn’t work out but it was worth the effort.”

Honey, you wouldn’t view anything a repudiation of the two First Bitches.  You would manage to find positive spin in any situation.  Seriously, as a friend once said to me during the election cycle, “Obama could walk out onto a stage with a 15 year old boy hanging off his dick and they would proclaim him a champion of underprivileged children.”  This is not far off base.  Think about how Hollywood has come out to defend Polanski.

Prince Fuknut has only one priority, self promotion. This is part of his plea:

Barack and Michelle Obama couched their pitches in biographical terms. By personalising Chicago’s appeal, Mr Obama put his own reputation on the line.

“Nearly one year ago, on a clear November night, people from every corner of the world gathered in the city of Chicago?.?.?.?to watch the results of the US presidential election,” Mr Obama told the Olympic committee. “Their interest wasn’t about me as an individual?.?.?.?Rather, it was rooted in the belief that America’s experiment in democracy still speaks to a set of universal aspirations and ideals?.?.?.?And so I urge you to choose Chicago!”

Pardon me while at laugh hysterically at his attempt at being humble.  You do not need to hear his voice saying the words to know they are spoken without a drop of sincerity.  I am sure he was looking for a place to catch his reflection while he spoke so he could make sure his facial expressions were sincere and emoting the proper whatever the fuck it is he oozes on unsuspecting mouth-breathers that makes them think his shit doesn’t stink.   Never doubt for a minute it is all about HIM.

For the record, Fuknut,  it is not universal ideals and aspirations that got your dumb ass elected, it was mob mentality with a healthy dose of white liberal guilt and the overwhelming stupidity of most Americans who voted that day.  There were no ideals involved, sir.  You are the personification of the total lack of “ideals” in American Culture.  What type of country do we live in where this moron gets elected to office?  This man feels it is more important to jet over to Copenhagen than to meet with generals trying to win a war.  This man thinks nothing about the cost of his little excursion to pander for what would end up as a financial nightmare for Chicago not to mention it is just another example of how much of a fucking weak ass bitch he is.

Who gives a flying fuck where the Olympics are held next decade? Trust me, not the people in this country trying to figure out if the money in their bank accounts is going to be worth anything by the time you are finished killing our economy.    The troops in the sand waiting to get some fucking back up sure as shit do not care about whether or not you get a chance to line the pockets of your fucking political cocksucking brethren in Chicago by bringing the Olympics to town.   I would say you are a pathetic excuse for a president, but you are not even an excuse for one, you are a joke and it is becoming more and more apparent every day, too bad we cannot fire your ass or get a do-over.  Bad for America, lucky for you.  Something tells me if we had the election to do over again today you might find yourself back in Chicago begging Acorn for a job organizing the next inner city street fair.  It is disgusting but more than that…it is depressing.

Now on to Arnold and his fucking bullshit commentary about Polanski.  You know, Arnie… you’re a fucking douche.

He told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer in an interview; “It doesn’t matter if you are a big-time movie actor or a big-time movie director or producer. I think that he is a very respected person, and I am a big admirer of his work.

“But nevertheless, I think he should be treated like everyone else. And one should look into all of the allegations, not only his allegations but the allegations about his case. Was there something done wrong? You know, was injustice done in the case?”

Really?  Was something done wrong?  Was injustice done in the case?  Are you fucking kidding me?  He admitted to raping, violating, and sodomizing a 13 year old girl after getting her drunk and drugging her!  What the fuck is wrong with you?  Big fucking deal you think he should be treated like everyone else.  You are a fucking joke.  First of all, if he had been treated like everyone else from the onset he would have never had the opportunity to flee.  However the fucking tone of the statements is what pisses me off.  Arnold is a bitch.  He is a Hollywood cocksucking bitch.

You explain to me how one respects anything about a child rapist.   There are evils that no amount of work can atone for.   Even is there was a way to atone for this sort of crime, which there isn’t, it sure the fuck isn’t to be found in making overrated movies!  Maybe if he chopped off his dick and wore it around his neck while wearing a tight little dress and strolling through a prison yard at Chino he could get that redemption, but alas, that isn’t an option.

Why can’t someone just fucking say, “The man is a fucking piece of shit and deserves to face justice”.  Why must everything be fucking qualified with, “but he has made a great body of artistic work” blah blah blah.  HE. IS. A. FUCKING. CHILD. RAPIST!  Arnold you are a fucking brain dead steroid monkey.  You admire his work… kiss my juicy beige ass.

I love when people use the excuse how in Europe adult men having sex with barely post pubescent girls is normal and common.  Are you fucking pointing to Europe as some sort of freakin’ moral ideal?  Really?  You want to go there?  European morality, if there is any left, is well on the way to being replaced with jihadist morality and we all know how they feel about little boys and girls in that culture.

Polanski is a piece of shit and everyone who thinks otherwise is just a fucking waste of life.  Maybe the global warming nuts should focus on ridding the world of this sort of scum and how they are a drain on good ole Gaia instead of trying to regulate the world into bankruptcy.

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“I know it wasn’t rape-rape. I think it was something else, but I don’t believe it was rape-rape.  He went to jail and when they let him out he was like, ‘You know what, this [judge] is going to give me a hundred years in jail. I’m not staying’.”

Really?  Rape but not Rape-Rape?  For fuck’s sake, if it is not rape to drug, engage in oral sex, vaginal sex, and sodomy with a 13 year old child then what the fuck is “rape”?  Ms. Goldberg, I know you are a worthless, dried up old cunt, but you are out of your fucking mind.  You have grandchildren you stupid fucking bint!

French Culture Minister Frederic Mitterrand offers these thoughts:

“I’m offering my support to Polanski as a French citizen and as the minister for culture. Justice has been denied to him many times in his life, and beauty is something that he has brought though his films,” he said, calling Polanski a “wonderful man” and “one of the greatest directors of all time.If the world of culture does not offer its support to Polanski, then that would mean there is no more culture in this country.“

Oh shut the fuck up you French toad.  I get that you are French and that you are predisposed to being a stupid fucker, but this is just fucking disgusting.  To correct you sir, It would be a giant step forward for culture if everyone would stand up and say, “send this fucker back to face justice.”

I talked last week about the woes of failure to judge people by their actions.  This is actually worse in some ways.  This is a case of making a few fucking overrated films essentially negating the fact that he is a fucking pedophile!  This was not a 17 year old girl a few weeks shy of adulthood we are talking about.  This was a 13 year old child.  I do not give a rat’s red ass if the victim has forgiven him.  Good for her, whatever she needs to do to move on with her life is what it is.  Using this as sort of a get out of jail free card is totally beside the point.  I also do not care if he is fucking pushing 80 years old.  I do not give a shit about anything at all outside the fact he raped a 13 year old girl and decided he just didn’t feel like facing any sort of serious jail time.  I. DO. NOT. CARE.    I do not care if he creates the cure for cancer, balances the US budget, corrects the economy, personally causes Almondjoyhadine to blow his brains out, or pays my taxes for the rest of my life… HE. IS. A. FUCKING. PEDOPHILE.  He should have had his dick cut off, shoved in his ass, then he should be choked on it and forced to watch it be bronzed and then have it hung on the wall of his jail cell.

This is what is wrong with the world, people.  Actions have consequences and people need to be reacquainted with the archaic idea of paying the freakin’ piper.

So, Fuknut… how many more troops are you going to let die before you listen to your generals and send them more men? Hmm?  I guess that is a really stupid question because it infers that you actually give a shit on any level about them.  You can talk all you want about supporting our brave troops, blah blah blah you fucking leftist douche do something beside sit on your fucking thumb and wait for some magical unicorn to come fix it for you.  Remember this?:

March 2009 – Obama announced a “comprehensive new strategy” for Afghanistan: “I want the American people to understand that we have a clear and focused goal to disrupt, dismantle, and defeat Al Qaeda in Pakistan and Afghanistan and to prevent their return to either country in the future,” link

You fucking idiot.  The only thing you are clear and focused on is your goal to ruin our way of life.  Do you even hear the words that come out of your mouth?  You are a disgrace; an absolute shame.  You have good company too, Teraaaza’s Bitch is at it again,

Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.) is urging President Obama to take weeks or even months to review the U.S. mission in Afghanistan, the Boston Globe reported on Wednesday.
“I am arguing that the president has the time and we have the time,’’ Kerry told the newspaper. Kerry, the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, indicated that he is not sure more troops are needed in Afghanistan.

Oh well hell, if John Kerry is sure then we can all relax.  This idiot has had one too many ketchup enemas at the hand of his psycho wife.  Our war is now being controlled by the intellectual equivalent of a bag of dicks.  John Kerry?  Really? Why oh why do these people talk?  Why do they breathe?  Why are they using vital global resources when they serve no fucking purpose? The president has time?  We have time?  Time for what?  He doesn’t have time to meet with his generals, what does he have time for?  There is plenty of time for Fuknut to have a coffee with Arnold Palmer in the Oval office.    Time to travel to Copenhagen to pitch the Olympics for your hometown who doesn’t really freakin’ want it? Here is a novel idea, Shit For Brains, how about you fucking do your damn job!  Oh wait, he is not fucking qualified to tie his own freakin’ shoes but he is in charge of a war!  Ugh…

Oh for the love of cheese… There may be a sex tape!  Ok the article is really disturbing and the sex tape bit is at the end.  I do not know about you but the idea of a John Edwards sex tape is just fucking hilarious.  Can you imagine it?  Hahahaha.   I bet John has to stop a few times to comb his hair and use some moist towelettes on his brow.  You gonna divorce him yet, Elizabeth or are you just going to blame this whole thing on someone else?  I cannot wait until the Lifetime movie.  I think we should have Whoopie Goldberg play Elizabeth.  “It wasn’t sex-sex it was sex but not “sex-sex”.  The pesky fact it produced a child is sort of hard to explain but I think she could work it.  Go back to NC and count your money, idiots.

Bill Clinton was asked on NBC’s “Meet the Press” whether the conspiracy is still there. He replied: “You bet. Sure it is. It’s not as strong as it was because America has changed demographically. But it’s as virulent as it was.”

Clinton said that this time around, the focus is on Obama and “their agenda seems to be wanting him to fail.”

You have to giggle at the bolded statements.  He will get on board with the VRWC being in play, but must point out it is not as bad as when he was in office.  You know it is all about him, people.  There is nothing that happens to anyone who could be as severe or noteworthy as what has happened to this douche bag.  It is as virulent as it ever was, he says.  Yes, like herpes, which I feel certain Mr. Clinton is an expert on.

I love the whole bit about the agenda of the Right being the failure of Obama.  Uhm  yeah, it is.  Duh.  I could say it isn’t the man I want to fail just his policies, but the practice of trying to separate a man from his actions is what has gotten this country into the shit hole it is today.  To say you want Obama’s policies to fail not Obama himself is like saying you wished Iran’s Almondjoyhadine’s policies to fail but you hope he doesn’t fail in general as their elected leader.  FUCK YOU.

A man is defined by his actions or lack there of.  There is no separating the act from the person who commits it.  That is like saying the act is a living breathing thinking entity that has the ability to stand on its own.  It is fucking stupid.  It is also the foundation of everything liberal in this fucking country.

“Hate the act not the man because I am sure he has a reason for being like he is.”  You know what I am talking about, right?  Some guy kills a bunch of women and it isn’t his fault, he is “ill” or he was “abused”.  Hate what he did, not who he is; he couldn’t help it.  Fuck you again.  Yeah, that particular school of thought has served us as a culture so well.   How dare anyone want anyone else to fail!  Frankly, I want the idiot not only to fail, I want him to fail spectacularly.

Let’s be honest, what is the worst thing that can happen here?  Obamacare fails=positive outcome.  Failure to emasculate the military =positive.  Failure to raise taxes on the people actually working for a living =Positive.

But wishing failure on your elected President is sending the wrong message to the world, Jennifer!  They will think we are weak!

Hello, assholes, they already think we have a pussy in the White House, that is obvious to everyone expect the folks who have their head lodged in their asses.  When your biggest supporters in the collection of world leaders are the biggest lunatics on the planet you might be doing something wrong.  When the leader of France is calling you a pussy and naive, then you KNOW something is fucking wrong:

“President Obama dreams of a world without weapons … but right in front of us two countries are doing the exact opposite.

“Iran since 2005 has flouted five security council resolutions. North Korea has been defying council resolutions since 1993.

“I support the extended hand of the Americans, but what good has proposals for dialogue brought the international community? More uranium enrichment and declarations by the leaders of Iran to wipe a UN member state off the map,” he continued, referring to Israel.

The sharp-tongued French leader even implied that Mr Obama’s resolution 1887 had used up valuable diplomatic energy.

“If we have courage to impose sanctions together it will lend viability to our commitment to reduce our own weapons and to making a world without nuke weapons,” he said.

Mr Sarkozy has previously called the US president’s disarmament crusade “naive.”

Dear God, the French have more balls and a better grasp of the world than Prince Fuknut.  THE FRENCH!  Yeah, I want Obama to fail, folks.  I want him to fail at every single fucking thing on his leftist agenda.  I want him to be sitting back in five years making a bunch of news appearances and being just as much of a joke as Jimmy Carter is.  Though honestly, Fuknut has the potential to outdo Carter at being a fuck up.  He isn’t even a year into office and every single decision, policy, and the countless missteps would be comical if they were not so fucking detrimental to our way of life.

Now onto the soap opera that is the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter affair.  This whole fiasco has been absurd since the get go.  Edwards likes to fuck around, this is not new.  He gets in a bit of a pickle when he knocks up his flavor of the month.  Enter loyal aide/dumbfuck  Andrew Young who decides to take one for the team and say the baby is his, not St. Edward of the Prissy Pants.   Why would he do this?  To save Elizabeth the humiliation, or some such shit.  Uhm, really?  Insert some shady payoffs out of his campaign fund etc…

Then we have the media hop in, or refuse to hop in, out of deference to Elizabeth.  Do not get me started on how this would have played out had it been George W. Bush having a love child and if Laura Bush were cancer stricken.  Suffice it to say this story would have been on billboards, front pages, and on a goddamn ticker interrupting my Prime Time tv shows.  Olberman would have spooged on live TV he would have been so overcome with joy.  But anyway, back to the story…

Edwards admits to the affair but not the child being his, like somehow an affair is ok to admit to but having a child isn’t.  As a general rule the America people could care less about the fidelity of their elected officials but what tends to rub folks wrong is the idea of fathering children during said affairs.  I say what bothers me is that he didn’t just come out and say, “yes that is my child and I plan to provide for her and be a part of her life.  I have made errors in judgment but an innocent baby shouldn’t have to pay the prices for my sins.”  Hahahah yeah, right.  He probably spend weeks begging her to get an abortion, then sent in his buddies to try to convince her to have an abortion checkbook in hand.  Alas, Ms. Hunter decided not to have an abortion for whatever reasons, I am thinking fiscal not moral, but I am a cynic.

So a few weeks ago the rumors started circulating that Johnny was going to acknowledge the child is his own, big man that he is.  Poor Elizabeth, she is cranky about the whole thing.  She has cancer after all and therefore is absolved before the fact for anything she says or does with regard to this affair.   I have said before on this issue that lynching Edwards for having an affair while his wife was sick is something I was unwilling to do.  Grief is a terrible thing and I am not going to sit in judgment on how people grieve things like this.  It is not really any of our business why he was banging Ms. Hunter or “when” he was fucking her.

What is significant is the accusation of misuse of campaign funds to cover this up.  That should piss folks off.   Even if you are one of those folks who expects their elected officials to be faithful to their marriage then the fact he fucked around is enough, the fact he did it when his wife was sick is not relevant; you disapprove from the get go.   For me the idea his affair was somehow more inappropriate because his wife was sick is the same wacked out logic behind hate crime legislation.

Cold blooded murder is cold blooded murder regardless of the motivation for doing it.   Not that infidelity is in the same ballpark as murder, I am just saying the act and the end results are not mitigated or made worse by the motivation.   Edward’s refusal to acknowledge this child as his own is a bitch ass move and has nothing to do with the fact his wife is sick, he would have been a bitch about it anyway.

Elizabeth Edwards is still the same wacked out leftist lunatic she was before she got sick, folks.  I am sorry she is sick, no one deserves cancer but making her some sort of martyr because of it is just stupid.  Besides, Elizabeth has done the typical female bullshit that pisses me off about women with hound dog husbands.  She decided to vent her anger at the woman involved instead of targeting the fucking spouse.

Be honest and admit  in the end it was Johnny Boy’s choice to fuck around on his wife, right?  Was Ms Hunter’s vagina so overwhelmingly tempting that he lost his ability to choose?  I think not, folks.  He fucked her, he knocked her up, then he proved how much of a bitch he is but refusing to acknowledge the child.  Elizabeth is apparently taking it to the “blog comments” at this point and making herself look like a lunatic, but then we all know she is nuts.

Word is Elizabeth vehemently opposed the plan, now in place, for Hunter and daughter Quinn to move from New Jersey to Wilmington, N.C., where the Edwardses have a beach house.

For months now, Elizabeth, who is said to be talking to a divorce lawyer, also has been sniping at Hunter – painting her as a blackmailing gold digger – in blog comments where she uses the pseudonym “Cherubim,” according to a source who knows Elizabeth.

The article also says she is speaking to a divorce lawyer and goes on about Andrew Young’s books and other things.  Elizabeth, honey… divorce him and worry about yourself or stay and shut the fuck up in public, you are embarrassing yourself here.  I agree with you that  Ms. Hunter is quite certainly a gold-digger and resorting to whatever means necessary to have herself financially set for life, but does that change the fact your husband knocked her up and has a legal responsibility to support this child and a moral responsibility to acknowledge her?  Not so much, sorry.

In the end it doesn’t matter one iota if Ms. Hunter purposefully got herself pregnant in order to have a hold on your husband and your millions, not even a little.  The fact is, there is a child who bears no responsibility for the lack of character of her parents.  A child, who like your own children, deserves the support of her father and to be acknowledged by her father; piece of shit he may be.  Your children, ma’am have a young sibling who they deserve to know and you do not have the right to sabotage that relationship because of your own humiliation.  It sucks, yeah, but as parents we know that someday we will be gone and all our children will have is each other when you get right down to it.

I do not understand women but I understand pain and humiliation of this variety oh too well, still in the end you have to do what is right, don’t you?  I know doing the right things is a  really “gray” area for the left, but try hard.  If you cannot stand the idea of every other weekend and a day a week having this child in your house then get a divorce; it really is that simple.  Life sucks, honey… get the hell over it.

A legally insane killer was on the loose in the state of Washington on Saturday, two days after he escaped during a field trip to a county fair, authorities said.

Call me wacky but who the fuck takes a fucking criminally insane killer to the fucking county fair?  Really?  ARE. YOU. FUCKING.SERIOUS?  This is just fucking brilliance on the part of the state.  I get that the folks on the left coast are all sorts of fucked up and live in basically a alternate universe, but seriously?  Want to know what this guy did?

Paul was committed to Eastern State Hospital after admitting he strangled and slit the throat of community activist Ruth Motley in 1987, KREM-TV reported. According to court documents obtained by KREM, Paul believed Motley was a witch and killed her in response to voices in his head.

He subsequently burned a deer carcass as a sacrifice, according the documents.

Well hell he just slit a throat and strangled someone, let’s take him to the fucking fair and get him some goddamn cotton candy and a few rides on the fucking Tilt-A-Whirl.  What kind of inbred piece of shit administrator decides this is ok?

“He’s the only paranoid schizophrenic—I’ve seen hundreds, maybe thousands of them—that frightened me,” Dr. Frank Hardy, a licensed psychiatrist, says in one of the documents, according to KREM. “The first time I took one look at him—and I’ve never done this before or since—I asked the jailer to remain in the room while I examined him.

Of course they haven’t found his ass because either he is crafty and swift or the “Massive Manhunt” in Spokane County, Washington was being run by Shaggy and the gang.

“I believe he would respond to his delusions and his voices again” if released, Hardy wrote.

Well I hope some poor unsuspecting family or camper doesn’t end up dead because of this guys little “field trip”.  Jeeze, you cannot make this shit up.   But wait!  Let’s not judge this guy too quickly!

But Paul “Coyote” Neumann, a disc jockey at Spokane radio station Kix 96-FM, has an entirely different view of the escapee. Neumann has known Paul for 12 years through volunteering at the hospital and correspondence by mail.

Paul is a talented artist, Neumann told KREM-TV.

“I was just amazed by his ability. I always took him as a savant,” Neumann said. “I never knew that he had murdered somebody until three or four or five years later.”

Neumann described Paul as a “gentle soul.”

Well hell!  There isn’t a fucking thing to worry about, folks.  El Coyote… THE RADIO DJ… has proclaimed him a gentle soul!  That totally makes me feel better.

“I’ve never seen him raise his voice; I’ve never seen him get frustrated; I’ve never seen nothing but kindness from him,” he told KREM.

“I get mixed emotions because I do see the sweet, softer side of this individual, but I’ve never seen him unsupervised, I’ve never seen him not medicated,” Neumann said. “But that’s not to say in another 12, 15, 20 hours without those medications that he doesn’t revert to those demons.”

Well, Coyote you probably haven’t seen him off his fucking meds either!  Something tells me that two days off his meds might be the beginning of the end of his fucking artistic phase!  It seems the only person in this whole damn fiasco with any presence of mind is the escaped crazy man who manages to stay hidden!  Mental illness is some scary shit and by virtue of being institutionalized this guy was supposed to have SANE people making sure he was not a danger to everyone and himself.  We are not talking about a guy who gets off his meds and runs around naked singing the Age of Aquarius!  I never cease to be amazed at the fucking stupidity of this kind of shit.  Weekend furloughs for felons went well in Massachusetts, just ask Dukakis!  For fuck’s sake, people.  The guy was in a mental hospital for a fucking reason and if he wouldn’t have been crazy he would have probably been a lifer in some maximum security prison!  Fucking county fair!

A review has been launched on the incident along with the policy that allows patients to take trips, said Susan Dreyfus, secretary of the state’s Department of Social and Health Services.

A fucking review?  Oh I feel better already!  Hey fuckwads, how about firing a bunch of fucking people starting with whichever dumb fuck doctor or nurse or in house cruise director signed the slip to let this guy go to the fucking county fair and ending with the fucking stupid ass who created the idiot policy in the first place.  Better yet, why don’t they just let this guy move in with the stupid ass that signed the form to let him go play?  That’s the ticket.

In breaking news:  Nancy Pelosi in a joint appearance with Fuknut had this to say, ” We feel certain had this poor soul been covered under Government Insurance back in 1987 none of this would have happened!” /end snark

UnFUCKINGbelievable.

Note to Washington State Board of Prisons and Lunatics:  Jail and institutionalization are not a goddamn summer camps!

His vaginaness has decided since his “intelligence” folks say that Iran and NK are really not a thread for lobbing missiles at them he decided he doesn’t want to play.  Sorry former Soviet block countries.  Fuknut prefers the Russian cock to the yours, sorry guys.  He seems to think that Russians have only the best interest of everyone at heart and would never try to bulldoze their way back into power.  Seriously, they are just misunderstood and that whole Georgia misunderstanding was blown all out of proportion.  What an idiot.  Trust me, Putin was so fucking aroused at this news he had to go out and slaughter an entire pride of lions with his bare hands and eat their young just to slake his passions.  I for one feel so much safer knowing we are now going to allow Russia to take responsibility for dealing with Iran.  On the upside maybe if they reestablish the USSR all their mobsters will leave the US and pick up their former work for the KGB!

Now let’s move on to the Cunt of the Century, Speak Pelosi and her emotional moment.  I love the headline “Pelosi  Chokes up Amid Fear of Political Violence”!  Uhm, no.  I think the choking is a result of not chewing Harry Reid’s testicles enough before swallowing them.  She claims fear of “political violence” because of all the crazies on the right and their radical actions.  Fuck you.  Really?  You are going to go there you stupid fucking bitch?  How you sleep at night can only serve as proof you have no fucking sense of right and wrong.  This emotional Nancy is a far cry from her encouraging unrest and hell raising when Bush was in office.  I never cease to be disgusted by this bitch’s actions.

I have concerns about some of the language that is being used because I saw this, myself, in the late ‘70s in San Francisco. This kind of rhetoric was very frightening, and it created a climate in which violence took place.

So I wish that we would all, again, curb our enthusiasm in some of the statements that are made, so that understanding that some of the people—the ears that it is falling on are not as balanced as the person making the statement might assume.

But, again, our country is great because people can say what they think and they believe. But I also think that they have to take responsibility for any incitement that they may cause.

Oh shut your fucking piehole, woman.

So basically she is saying because most of America is opposed to Obamacare and the tax increases and the out of control spending they are basically encouraging all the nutballs out there to assassinate someone.  Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you again you stupid bitch.  Waaaa waaaa waaa everyone knows your fucking game.  Your issues are not being received as you assumed they would, people are questioning your actions and you just cannot let that stand, can you?  You did not seem too worried who was listening to you when you had one of your little verbal shit attacks about the war or whatever other fucking thing the evil Republicans had done that got lodged in your sandy twat now did you?  You are a disgrace to this country, ma’am and someday your constituents might wake up and decided you haven’t got a fucking clue.  I doubt it, your from California, but stranger things have happened.  They have a lot of folks with money there and in the  end, you start taking their hard earned money away for your little socialist experiment and they might just bite you in the ass.   Yeah I know it is San Francisco and there is plenty of ass biting there already, but I am talking about the bad kind of ass biting.  The kind that knocks her off her throne and makes her fucking work for a living instead of getting paid on my dime to fuck up this country.

So now we have gone from crazed racists to would be assassins.  Way to pile on the crazy, Nance.

My loathing of this sorry excuse for a human being exceeds even my loathing of Fuknut.  In fact, I hold her directly responsible for  him being elected.   Why not?  He is her wet dream president and her bitch.   He is a moron, he is a novice, and he is completely without a sack.  Who better to use as a face for her agenda.  Hell, if it all goes south she can just point up to the big house and say, “I blame him!”  I am sure when she has her gal pals over for cosmos and kitten tartare they have a grand ole time talking about how much of a  fucking stooge Fuknut is and how absurdly easy it has  been to bully him.   Then they sacrifice a bunny to give thank again that Hillary didn’t get the nomination.  Can you imagine having to deal with that broad?

Well maybe this whole sniveling and trying to generate tears thing by Pelosi is because of this?  Honestly, does anyone believe Pelosi is even capable of tears?  I mean unless the IRS decides to audit her or someone threatens to send her plastic surgeon to prison,  there is nothing this bitch gives a shit enough about to cry over it; least of all the “plebs” she represents.

The link about says only 12% of folks buy into the  idea that people are protesting obamacare based on racial issues.  As Purple Avenger over at AOSHQ so eloquently puts it…

Ferchrisakes, there’s more people believe in UFO’s and 600 year old Illuminati conspiracies than that. 12% doesn’t even get you all the rabid moonbat left.

A question to my readers.  What is the Homeland Security equivalent of  a AG fuck up like Waco?  Cuz frankly the New Janet is just as much of an idiot as the Old Janet. And in unrelated news they seem to share the same personal stylist and affinity for comfortable shoes and poly knits.

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