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Oct
8
Oh where to begin… First an apology for not spreading the fuck you this week. Work has been intense and busy. I have had more meetings this week than I have ever had in a single week and I am at about 62 hours worked on Thursday. That said, my wonderful bosses, bless their benevolent [...]
Oct
2
Seems the Olympic Committee said “Fuck You” to Obama and Chicago. Can you imagine the outrage on Air Force One when Fuknut got the call he didn’t make them swoon and his pixie dust failed? I bet he was downright pissed, which means he probably crossed his legs and sighed, since the man is about [...]
Sep
30
I have not had a chance to talk about the Polanski stuff and Ace has been venting his disgust the last few days with great stuff. Everyone knows the disgusting details but I think a few things still need to be said. First, a big fuck you to Hollywood and all you pieces of shit [...]
Sep
27
In another desperate need to prove he is relevant, former President Bill Clinton aka St. Bill the Syphilitic, is spewing shit on the news shows about the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. The dems are like a dog with a fucking bone. They make up a meme twenty years ago and are still trying to keep [...]
Sep
19
This TDFU is inspired by an article I just read about an escaped killer in Washington state. You have to love the context of how this guy escaped. Ready? A legally insane killer was on the loose in the state of Washington on Saturday, two days after he escaped during a field trip to a [...]
Sep
17
Let’s start with the He-Bitch, Fucknut. In a big fuck you to Eastern Europe he says “You know that oogy missile thingie that stupid Redneck promised you? Yeah, I am not feelin’ it. Sorry.” His vaginaness has decided since his “intelligence” folks say that Iran and NK are really not a thread for lobbing missiles [...]
Sep
16
Oh wait… is that racist to say? Fuck you. I am about two miles past the bullshit line on this and enough is enough. This is America you fucking pussies. We have the right to think you are a pathological liar and an idiot for whatever reason we want; even if for a small portion [...]
Sep
14
Kanye… Really? You stupid fucking douche. Does it make you feel like a big fucking man to bulldoze your way through a teenage girl half your size? Are you fucking serious? I am sure you have all heard about his little outburst on the VMAs last night. Let’s ask a few obvious questions, shall we? [...]
Sep
12
Sorry for the neglect and I am sure you are all suffering from profanity withdrawals. Work started on a Tuesday which I always fucking hate. I would rather a Friday holiday than a Monday because no one really does anything on Friday so it isn’t chaos on Monday. Lost a whole day of work at [...]
Sep
4
Congratulations to the Associated Press for winning the Unmitigated Fucking Piece of Shit of All Time Award. You fucking bastards. I am sure by now you have all heard they have released an image of a young soldier’s last moments in Afghanistan. Their precious embedded reporters caught the moment on film and the AP decided [...]