My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Nov
20
No, really… it does. Once we get this Project Server deployed i never want to see another one again. The way it installs makes no sense to me on any level. I am a SharePoint person so you would think it would make sense being as it runs on WSS. Right? Noooo
I get that it [...]
Sep
25
I would like to start out with a big Fuck You to September. I hate September! There is only a few major bright spots in the entire month, Pay day at the beginning and Daughter No. 2’s birthday at the end (a few more at the bottom of the post).
What a fucking shit month. Work [...]
Jul
29
Jul
28
I am in love with these commercials. Funny shit. His blood smells like cologne. He lives vicariously… through himself. Brilliance. Now gimme a ice cold dos xx with lime and salt NOW!
Jul
28
I cannot help myself. I cannot get enough Sig and Phil. Also, it makes me hungry for crab.
What is my fascination with this show? It is the same show every time. Not only does it not really change and I am engrossed, but I will watch the reruns. It is like some sort of Xanax [...]
Jul
26
Not Sixteen Candles or any of that lot, which i love passionately, but the other stuff too! Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is on tv right now. Hahaha great stuff. I feel old. :) Remember when Burt Reynolds was handsome?
Jun
16
Jun
13
Jimmie had it hard, but Doug had it harder I think. Gotta love this Avivit gal. This is definitely the best episode so far and that Hopkido guy in Korea was kicking their asses badly a few episodes back but nothing like this.
Link Here on Veoh
Apr
25
The last few minutes of this are brilliant. It is all hilarious but the whole of man’s inventions over the centuries being reduced to naked bottoms is quite brilliant.
I love this actor he played Norrington in the Pirates films. Who knew he was funny?
Apr
25
One of the best scenes and so freakin’ apropos today. Season 1 episode 2: Size Matters. I wish i could find the next segment where they totally rag the lefty chick.
This is another great clip…
This is politically incorrect UK television at its best.
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