David Cook… yum

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American Idol Week Whatever: Final 10?

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I think I am gonna post as I go tonight… sorry about the typos in advance. I am in Oak Pollen HELL, tonight. To start the night… I HATE RYAN SEACREST.
Theme: Year You Were Born

Ramielle: 1987 She sure freakin’ talks a lot. STFU and sing… or whatever it is you do. [...]

American Idol: Beatles?

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Didn’t we fucking have Paul and John last week?  Wtf?  There better be some Sgt. Pepper in here or I am gonna get cranky.
Amanda:  Back in the USSR is the song… Is it me or does she sound like she is singing the same song every week?  Just sayin’.
Randy: was good, not great
Paula: blabbering nonsense.  You [...]

American Idol Results Commentary:

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I hate production numbers. I mean I fucking hate them and their Up With People fucking vibe. Argh.
Update: This show could take place in the span of two commercial breaks if we didn’t have to endure the fucking “recaps”. I am not feelin’ it tonight.
Update: Carly is safe, duh. [...]

American Idol: Final 12 Lennon McCartney Songbook

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Spiffy digs this year. I am hoping drunk Paula makes an appearance. I am sort of meh about the Songbook. We will see.
Ryan needs to shut the fuck up. Seriously, he makes me itch. He is also wearing a freakin’ vested suit. I hate vested suits.
Syesha Mercado: This [...]

Project Runway Winner

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Christian won, of course. Why? Cuz he is Fierce!
Rami was second and was also brilliant, though I am with Michael and Nina, he has some issues with using color.  Magenta and Black?  When he sticks to muted colors and black he is amazing. His evening wear was fucking amazing.
Gillian, yawn.  Her voice is [...]

American Idol: Who went home…

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The Blew Eyed girl.  You know, one blew east, one blew west.  Kady something.
Luke, the Orlando Bloom wannabe with a flare for musical theater!
Little short black girl… Aisha? Something like that.  She was a good singer, but honestly all the girls suck except Brook and the Irish gal.
In a tragedy of hang nail proportions, Danny [...]

American Idol: The Girls

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Ayeshia (Sp): Oh god Whitney Houston music.  KILL ME NOW.  Not anything good Whitney which was only the stuff on her Bodyguard Soundtrack.  The rest sucked.  This sucks. Karaoke…. NEXT
I think we need an audio cleansing moment after that:  Adema’s The Way You Like It
Kady Malloy or whatever her name is.. The highlander song… GOD [...]

Idol Flashback: Chris Daughtry

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Hemorrhage 
I walk the Line
mmmm

American Idol: The Guys 80s Music

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Luke Menard is first singing Wake Me Up Before You Go Go. Sucks. Ok he really sucks. I cannot decide if he looks like a reject Orland Bloom or a Reject Luke Perry. Either way, it isn’t good. He should have left week one. Is he vote for the [...]