My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
All this shit is mine. You want to take something, go ahead, but link back, please and do not take the whole fucking article and my fucking picture and create a fucking category called "Rants by Jen", ok? I am all about fair use and sharing my wisdom, but shamelessly ripping my shit off wholesale and then acting like you are doing me a favor is a bitch ass move. Copyright Demurejen © 2008 until the end of fucking time, bitches
Feb
18
So, I have been back at the hotel a little while. I am a sneezing machine and was tired of sneezing on all the bright and motivated conservatives in attendance. I ordered Pizza Hut because I cannot pay 16 bucks for a burger and am ready for my Olympics fix.
Today was good and [...]
Feb
7
Yesterday was the birthday of one of the greatest presidents we have ever had. Regardless of your politics to deny Ronald Reagan his achievements and what he represented to this world is simply living your life with your head firmly buried in your ass. As I watch the inaugural speech Dave in Texas was kind [...]
Jan
9
I just watched the A-Team trailer:
Approximately 55 seconds into this is proof of the mad hip thingie Mr. Cooper possesses. In fact the split second glimpse is probably enough to make me go see the movie because where there is a split second there must be more!!! He dethrones previous best hip thingie King David [...]
Jan
4
Let’s start off with the amusing stuff.
Lileks does some of the best tweets…
I have to do a video tomorrow on the fact that it’s cold. Next: a guide for coping with the strange inky blackness that follows “day.”
I was reading Geek Soapbox earlier and this made me giggle: Study Finds If You Have an iPhone [...]
Jan
2
I am happy to say Wildfish Seafood Grill is still one of my two favorite restaurants on the planet. Today I can say that their dessert officially trumps my previous favorite dessert EVAH at Filomena’s in Georgetown, VA. I will always love Filomena for a million reasons but their dessert has been dethroned. But I [...]
Nov
25
Today I used one of my floating holidays and guilted a friend/coworker to come and help me get organized. Let me preface this by saying that this young lady is basically the glue that keeps my projects on schedule. We are to the point of completing each others sentences and she knows my expressions to [...]
Oct
8
Pretty fucking cool. Thanks you so much to Alice for ordering this awesome framed copy of Chris’ awesomeness and Chris for sending it to me!
We all need to get drunk together and solve the world’s problems…
Sep
5
I did some shopping today! w00t! Three pair, one is a back up pair to a favorite pair which was on sale.
I needed brown shoes. Yes… NEEEEED. Plus these were like $125 last time I saw them and today they were $24 bucks yay, Jennifer!
A girl can never have enough black shoes. This is a [...]
Aug
19
This is the funniest damn thing I have seen in days. From twitter via one of my favorite Author’s and a pretty hilarious broad, Shiloh Walker
God, I miss the 80’s and as an adult and a parent I now find this very disturbing.
Aug
3
This is Super Fantastic and will serve mankind far better than Obamacare… Cash for Clogs
Manolo says, since the government is giving away the free money to the car buyers, perhaps it is time for the shoe industry to lobby for their own subsidy.
Thus the Manolo proposes the Cash for Clogs program.
Turn in your old Croc [...]
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