My name is Jen. I am the mom of four daughters, the wife of a software engineer, and a SharePoint Bitch working for The Man in San Antonio, Texas. Want to know more about me than you probably should? Visit About Jen.
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Sep
5
I did some shopping today! w00t! Three pair, one is a back up pair to a favorite pair which was on sale. I needed brown shoes. Yes… NEEEEED. Plus these were like $125 last time I saw them and today they were $24 bucks yay, Jennifer! A girl can never have enough black shoes. This [...]
Aug
19
This is the funniest damn thing I have seen in days. From twitter via one of my favorite Author’s and a pretty hilarious broad, Shiloh Walker God, I miss the 80’s and as an adult and a parent I now find this very disturbing.
Aug
3
This is Super Fantastic and will serve mankind far better than Obamacare… Cash for Clogs Manolo says, since the government is giving away the free money to the car buyers, perhaps it is time for the shoe industry to lobby for their own subsidy. Thus the Manolo proposes the Cash for Clogs program. Turn in [...]
Aug
2
Went to the shooting range with Dave in Texas cuz I wanted to learn how to shoot a handgun, like really shoot one. I got a gun in my closet, obviously I can shoot your ass if you are in my house, but you know what I mean I wanted to shoot big boy guns [...]
Jul
29
Jul
28
I am in love with these commercials. Funny shit. His blood smells like cologne. He lives vicariously… through himself. Brilliance. Now gimme a ice cold dos xx with lime and salt NOW!
Jun
13
Jimmie had it hard, but Doug had it harder I think. Gotta love this Avivit gal. This is definitely the best episode so far and that Hopkido guy in Korea was kicking their asses badly a few episodes back but nothing like this. Link Here on Veoh
May
24
Today I went shoe shopping… yes again. It is a new season… duh. Actually these are works shoes so seasons do not really pertain to pumps, but still. I found red shoes. They are not as red as I wanted but they will do and the stiletto makes up for the lack of blood hue. [...]
May
16
I love NCIS as you all know and Mark Harmon has been a favorite of mine for years. I remember watching him in Summer School and loving the stupid ass movie. He is hot as hell. To illustrate the cosmic injustice that is Men getting hotter as they age i submit the following evidence. Yeah, [...]
Apr
30
International Fantasy Hair Show The above link is to a slideshow and here are a few pics. Some really amazing and slightly gross styles. Gross because it is hair, synthetic mostly, but it is still hair. This whole tree head thing is just gross. She is like a retarded Ent. This one is really sort [...]