Link Here on Veoh

The first snippet from the synopsis had me laughing aloud and I clicked “send to my ipod” really fast.  Seriously… tell me this does not make you laugh.

”... a United Nations battle group, clustered around the U.S.S. Hillary Clinton (named after “the most uncompromising wartime president in the history of the United States”), is tasked in the year 2021 with stopping ethnic cleansing by an Islamist regime in Indonesia.”

Sorry for the weird angle, I forgot to take pics at the store in the shoe mirror.  I need a shoe mirror at home.  yes yes that is it!

FOR SALE:

One uselss fucking cat…

Bibi aka The Israeli Hawtness met with Prince Fuknut and I am amused at the body language in this photo.

The caption on this pic says “President Barack Obama listens as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speaks in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington May 18, 2009.”

I think it should say something like:

“Prince Fuknut scowls in disgust while enduring such close proximity to The Alpha Jew.”

“Prince Fuknut deeply troubled by the far more macho necktie choice of Bibi.”

“Bibi look at his aid and gestures Does this Fuknut have any clue what I am saying?“

“Bibi turns to Mossad Security and says, Did you pat this guy down before we started? He looks like he wants to strangle me.”

I can…

Daddy’s nose and mommy’s eyes and mouth.  It is uncanny.  Alert the media!

Yeah, he is hot.  57 and smokin’ fucking hot.

1. The Office:  I have tried to watch this.  It sucks.  NEXT!


2. Global Climate Change:  Look,  you can tell me we have polluted the planet and i will agree.  you can tell me we have probably done some shitty things to the wilderness and I will agree.  But please do stop telling me Carbon Dioxide is a bad thing.  I swear to you now, if Prince Fuknut would just stop talking for a week and Al Gore were permanently ball gagged CO2 emissions would drop DRAMATICALLY.


3. Gay Marriage:  Seriously, the world is going to shit and we are worried about this?  Here is the deal.  When the terrorists are all dead and we are no longer at war as well as when we somehow manages to survive Prince Fuknut’s economic exsanguination of the world’s most important country, THEN…maybe I will give a rat’s ass about this.  Sorry guys.  I am not trying to piss anyone off here, but there is a goddamn bigger picture.  If it was up to me I would just outlaw marriage and say fuck everyone.  Now we are all equal.  We are all fucked.  Welcome to the world of political correctness.  Business contracts replace marriage, how about that?


4. Facebook


5. The survival of the US auto industry.  Fuck ‘em.  We have been putting the paddles to the chest of this dead body for fucking 50 years.  Let it go.  Funny how the left wants to unplug every comotose patient in the world, but cannot seem to let this rotting corpse go.


6. Wearing comfortable shoes.  Seriously, comfortable shoes are for the weak and the aged.


7. Who wins Survivor


8. Mint chocolate cihp ice cream.  Ewww.  Wtf is up with this flavor.  EVERYONE loves it.  You know what it tastes like?  Mylanta.  It fucking tastes like MYLANTA!


9. I do not give a shit if your own stupid actions rendered you unable to pay your mortgage.  Grow the fuck up.  I do not owe you anything, least of all a subsidized mortgage.


10. I do not give a shit if you are an Atheist .  In fact, no one gives a shit except other Atheists.  Now there are some of my fellow believers who believe they can help you see the light.  That said, most of us, we do not give a fuck.  However, if you Atheists out there could tone down the elitist bullshit I would appreciate it.  You do not believe, ok.. thanks. I will make a note of that.  But guess what?  If you sneeze I am wired to say, “God bless you”  why?  because I was taught that was a polite thing to say and I believe being polite is fucking important, more important than your pissy attitude about being blessed.  So basically… fuck off.

Prestigious Mother of the Year!

RT @Reverse_Vampyr: @ihatethemedia If Pelosi tried to close her eyes, her scalp would fly off her head.

Lots of fun…

The above link is to a slideshow and here are a few pics.  Some really amazing and slightly gross styles.  Gross because it is hair, synthetic mostly, but it is still hair.

This whole tree head thing is just gross.  She is like a retarded Ent.

This one is really sort of cool

Hair as food, not really optimal.  A hair cake…

Drum roll please….. THE WINNER!

Can you imagine the amount of excedrine and advil at use in this place?  I get a headache from a ponytail.

Ace had me in stitches over this latest example of Biden pulling his head out of the sand long enought to shove it in his own ass shortly after sticking his foot in his mouth.

Allah is also having some fun with this on Twitter:

Reminder from Joe Biden: You’re never more vulnerable than when you’re asleep. Stay awake until the swine flu threat is over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3X5hIFXYU

cannot get the embed to work…

Yeah, I did what I could…I would have had more but I wasn’t having them at forty.

Regardless of the sourc