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		<title>Sign #3341235 That I am a Masochist: American Airlines Edition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning blows already.  It is hot as fuck outside, might as well be in a sauna.  I spent half an hour standing outside for the skycap to take my bag for him to say &#8220;We cannot accept them anymore if you have already checked in online.&#8221;  WHAT?!!  Could you freakin&#8217; put a sign out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2011/05/21/sign-3341235-that-i-am-a-masochist-american-airlines-edition</link>
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		<title>Boobs and Rambling</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The boobs are good, nothing that isn&#8217;t suppose to be there, just the little titanium clip they left in last year when I had all the biopsy drama.  Go me!  Hooray for boobs! Speaking of boobs, is it just me or does Obama make everyone throw up a little in their mouth when he talks? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2011/05/18/boobs-and-rambling</link>
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		<title>Boobs and Wifi</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gone are the days of waiting bored and watching paint dry in waiting rooms at doctor&#8217;s offices.  The only thing you have to do now is stake your claim early to the plug!!  I am sitting at MD Anderson Cancer Prevention Center today for my annual mammogram and exam.  Yeah, I drive 200 miles to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2011/05/09/boobs-and-wifi</link>
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		<title>So, WTAF is Going On?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You may notice my new favorite acronym in the title.  This is something special because as a general rule I do not easily adopt acronyms.  Everytime I see &#8220;LOL&#8221; or &#8220;ROFL&#8221; I want to set something on fire and watch it burn like a Towering Inferno.  WTAF = What the ACTUAL Fuck!  Love it!.  So [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2011/04/28/so-wtaf-is-going-on</link>
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		<title>I live!!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First, to get us back on the right path&#8230; Hip Thingie of unfathomable quality. Ladies&#8230; Adam Levine.  The eyes, the voice, the tattoos&#8230; THE HIP THINGIE! Share My Demure Ramblings:]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2011/04/28/i-live</link>
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		<title>The Epic Blog Post&#8230; Part 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have abandoned you, my loyal five readers, for the last three months.  I have no excuse other than work has been insane and I have been just too freakin&#8217; tired to do anything at all.  That said, it is part of my New Year&#8217;s Resolution once again to amuse you with the insanity, absurdity, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2011/01/01/1111-the-epic-blog-post-part-1</link>
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		<title>Oh Hell Yes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[He was so not this hot when I was HOT for him back in the day.  Bangin&#8217; hot with all that ink&#8230; Share My Demure Ramblings:]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2010/10/10/oh-hell-yes-2</link>
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		<title>T-19 Days&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Until my project deadline arrives. That is why I have not even managed my weekly or twice a month post.  I was stumbling again on the web and came across this page with &#8220;snappy comebacks and one-liners&#8221; There are some really great ones that I either have used in my day to day life or [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2010/09/11/t-19-days</link>
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		<title>Some Things Are Just Never Going To Be OK&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s talk about fashion today.  Let&#8217;s talk about how it is NEVER going to be ok to wear certain things to work.  I have spent the last year becoming more and more convinced I can not be surprised about what people will put on in the morning and consider it appropriate for work.  I am [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2010/08/15/some-things-are-just-never-going-to-be-ok</link>
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		<title>I am Stumbling Today&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I rediscovered Stumble Upon today and it has sucked hours out of my life.  Happy, blissful, hours better spent doing laundry, but who cares!  I laughed so hard when I read the following I had to post it.  via OpenSalon This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2010/08/01/i-am-stumbling-today</link>
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		<title>Stating the Obvious&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[***The Daily Fuck You was a success but I am a busy lazy bitch.  So in the spirit of everyone gets a trophy just for showing up and the new American Quest for Mediocrity; I am lowering my success threshold  and promising you all &#8220;The Monthly Fuck You&#8221;. ==== As you all know I am [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2010/08/01/stating-the-obvious</link>
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		<title>TDFU: Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Numbers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t written in a while and I have been bottling it up and saving it for a glorious Fuck You to the world.  First off, work has been absolutely insane and while I could probably write a TDFU about that everyday for a year, I will refrain because really, work is always insane no [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2010/06/24/tdfu-never-underestimate-the-power-of-stupid-people-in-large-numbers</link>
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		<title>Sweet Mother of God&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A co-worker from the DC office sent me this link and it has made my decade&#8230; The Non-Football Fan&#8217;s Guide to the World Cup or What to do When You&#8217;re Just Here for the Hot Men It sounds like something I would write if i had actual knowledge of Soccer. Eye-candy and some seriously funny [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2010/06/18/sweet-mother-of-god</link>
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		<title>Observations on a Saturday Afternoon</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t done a list in a while.  I do love me a good list A bunch of things that are on my mind: 1.  Hass Avocados are one of God&#8217;s perfect creations; cut in half and get a spoon.  Doesn&#8217;t even need salt if it is just ripe enough. 2. World cup soccer makes [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2010/06/12/saturday_afternoo</link>
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		<title>Why am I Awake?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was suppose to take today off. The fact I am up getting dressed at six am is indicative of that not working the fuck out! Share My Demure Ramblings:]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2010/06/11/why-am-i-awake</link>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Gillybean</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ten years ago today I had my Gillybean.  She is without a doubt the most hilarious child I have ever been around.  She has a sense of humor that is both very dry and extremely literal. She is the only one of my kids who doesn&#8217;t have a perpetual case of the &#8220;I wants&#8221;.  When [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/2010/05/26/happy-birthday-gillybean</link>
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