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John: Yup, Carter is a moron. A big, big moron. And an anti-semite racist. Ever see his black boy comment? Go youtube...
Ok, Fox is singing to Jesus again. The liberals are at home getting all antsy trying to figure out if they can gracefully boycott any of the sponsors. It was better last night, but still a great song. Is it wrong i was having lustful thought when David Cook was singing?
Ok, I’m a Believer lip sync by random celebs? Ok, I could have done without that Cameron Manheim hag grabbing her tits on tv. seriously. Ok, that was stupid, but good to see Vinnie Jones. I love Vinnie.
Brooke safe and puts her foot in her mouth. David Cook with his fabulous hair are safe, thank God. David Muffaletta is safe, duh.
Jordon Sparks and Chris Brown sing No Air. I actually like this song. It grows on you. Plus, Jordan has amazing teeth. Did Ryan just say, “Good to see you, BOBBY?”
Jason Castro is safe. Miss Texas Rodeo Queen, who looks fabulous, and she is safe. Bottom three are Carly, Sayanara, Michael Johns.
Michael John’s went home… damn. Sayanara is like The Pickler Skank….
Ok, the Clooney bit is spot on and as far as Michael Bay… well I would rather watch Transformers on mute than with sound. It sucked but has some pretty nifty effects. Also, according to IMDB his next few movies as Producer are a cop out.
Transformers II on tap for next year, oh goodie. Take it to the bank, Michael. I still haven’t forgiven you for Bad Boys II which had one good scene in it that made me laugh… Meet the Date.
They actually all look pretty good. I took my cousin to see them when she was 10 and she was bananas over it. It was a sold out show at the Astrodome and if I had been able to hear over the screaming 11 year olds I might have enjoyed it more. They are all dads and shit now so all their fans are in their 20s and wantin’ some of that Jordan Knight Falsetto action.
I am still waiting for the Aldo Nova come back tour.
And Bush is a Liar? Give me a break. I cannot remember the last time this fucker said something that wasn’t a distortion or just a flat out lie. No doubt the entire thing is raaaaaaaacists because he looks kind of dark in that footage, just sayin’...
Here is lovely southern California, AKA Norte Mexico, the LAPD has a wonderful rule called Special Order 40 which prevents officers from checking the immigration status of anyone they put into the system.
Of course, this leads to the deaths of many innocents whether it be drunk illegal drivers or in this case, the murder of a high school football star just because he is black by an illegal gangbanger. Now, this isn’t a hate crime because we all know only whites and Christians can commit those.
Well, the father of that player is asking that Order 40 be rescinded. So far, the completely left-wing LA City Council is not hearing of it. You see, that would be “racial profiling” and to the common leftist, that is baaaaaaad. This makes my Scottish blood boil. What the hell is wrong with these people?! It is a jacked up world we live in where is perfectly acceptable to let American citizens be murdered by illegal thugs but wrong to deport these bastages. WTF!
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