Mornings Blow
I think getting dressed is overrated.
May
19
May
17
It is never a good idea to avoid telling me something just because you think I am going to fly off the handle. Especially if I am going to get blindsided with what you avoided telling me.
This is never good. Now I am twice as pissed as I would have been and feeling extremely disrespected. Only woe lies there…
May
17
May
15
Was reading Eddiebear’s bit about the doomed Brit coalition nonsense over at dpud and found this pearl of wisdom.
Fuck consensus. Fuck compromise and ignoring the base of people who helped get you to where you are, only to embrace somebody who will stab you in the fucking back the first chance he gets.
Amen! Consensus is a fantasy and compromise is basically another way of saying, “yes, you can fuck me right up the ass but only if you use lube!”
I will admit a soft squishy place in my heart for Eddiebear who drops the f-bomb as often as I do and with such delightful inflections,conjugations, and compound words like: fuckbagel, fuckitude, fucktrain, fuckfisters, Spongefuckingbob Squarefuckingpants, and the soon to be famous six-nippled-fucksheep. I have to stop now I am getting all giddy. ;)
May
15
via Ace
I had the honor of meeting Lt Col West at CPAC thanks to Kat McKinley aka Sparkle when we were standing in line to go eat lunch at the hotel. Keith Olberdouchenozzle hates this guy and thinks he is the devil which just made him one of my ten favorite people evah. Olberdouche kills me the way he gets so… so… trembly and earnest as he has his daily nervous breakdown aka disassociation episode of the day aka whatever the fuck they call that segment of his show where he dry humps his desk in a moment of overwhelming self righteousness.
If this guy isn’t elected then there is something wrong with the world, but then again there is soooo much wrong with the world.
His answer to “How do we identify the enemy?” asked by a former marine and Redstate blogger at some symposium. After the rest of the panel sort of flounders Col West pipes in with the “goods” and I would love to get this guy with THIS answer in front of every person who likes to use the phrase, “True Islam is a religion of peace.” I will not go off on that tirade, I have done it before…maybe next week… for now, Col West says it better than I every could and without any “f” bombs or other colorful language.
If I could stomach posting a video of Prince Fuknut “rallying the crowd” in his so called charismatic mastery of oration i would just to show how much of a joke he is compared to the following:
May
15
Red High Heels!!! I got these a while back not sure if i posted them and I am too lazy to look back in the archives. Honestly… can you ever see enough red high heels?
News flash: Obama is still a wanker!
May
15
Finally I found a DSW with the Guess Peep Toe Sling I have been looking for! Yay me!
Eyebrows? Check! New Shoes? Check! It is a good day. Dinner? Not so much… I would rather spend the day ready my latest smutty book on my Kindle.
One final thought…
Obama is a wanker!
May
14
Since it is obvious I am unable to regularly blog anything of any significance, a friend suggested I at least post 1 sentence/thought a day so I am still sharing. So I will endeavor to do this and see how it goes. This will put the previous post with the picture of my fabulous Carlos Santana Believe 2 in black leather (that’s sarah aka Jen’s Keeper in the background wearing her stilettos) and a pithy thought about how horribly women dress at work. I will do this until I have time and patience to actually go on another tirade.
Who knows maybe I can get a few friends to post some more lengthy stuff here as well!
-The Demure One
May
14
Why oh why is it so difficult for women to dress appropriatly? Work is not the place for a sundress and chanclas!!!
High heels ladies!!
Apr
21
Ten Reasons I Haven’t Blogged Lately
1. The Boob Saga exhausted me.
2. I have been working alot
3. I have been obsessively reading. Kushiel’s Dart, Kushiel’s Chosen, Kushiel’s Avatar. OMG i love them.
4. I am so fucking disgusted with the world that I literally cannot write about it right now without being engulfed a cold rage
5. Blame my Kindle
6. I am depressed by the abysmal lack of red shoes available and what the fuck is up with all these fucking wedges. I fucking hate wedges.
7. I am a horribly lazy bitch on the weekends and just cannot open my laptop
8. I am emotionally traumatized at having to pay 7k to the IRS. fucking shitbags
9. I am addicted to Say Yes To The Dress or at least the psychology and drama behind selecting wedding gowns. I would tell half the gals, “you look like a cow in that, honey.” oy.
10. I have no time!!!
Who knows, I have my annual pelvic exam coming up tomorrow so you might get another post about female stuff. God help me if my pap comes back abnormal! Fucking take all that shit out!